I'm going to try to hang out with her more and see what happens then.

 

 

 

Dont show her your 3 balls or whatever untill you are real close friends

 

 

 

Crap, I've shown like every boy and girl in my year my "third nipple"

 

 

 

[hide=Not for worth seeing, (just showing everyone on the internet)][/hide]

 

 

 

Unfortunatly on my arm, I could get it removed but it may grow back...

 

Why do i think that looks so awesome :shock:

Unfortunatly on my arm, I could get it removed but it may grow back...

 

 

 

Nipples are regenerative? Thank god, now I don't have to send that card apologizing for... well, yeah.

I'm going to try to hang out with her more and see what happens then.

 

 

 

Dont show her your 3 balls or whatever untill you are real close friends

 

 

 

Crap, I've shown like every boy and girl in my year my "third nipple"

 

 

 

[hide=Not for worth seeing, (just showing everyone on the internet)][/hide]

 

 

 

Unfortunatly on my arm, I could get it removed but it may grow back...

 

Same for my third. As in, it could grow back. I haven't showed anyone.

Okay so I think I'm going to finally start making a movie on this girl.

 

I'm going to Japan on the 18th, so I'll buy her a white trench coat from Japan as a Christmas gift(her sister wrecked her other white coat, so it's a perfect gift :thumbsup:) and I'll probably ask her out sometime in January.

 

 

 

Wish meh luck.

 

WRONG. Give her the gift before you've asked her out, you are forevermore in the FRIEND ZONE.

 

 

 

DO IT. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

 

 

 

Just bust a move.

long story so i dunno if someone willl actually help a bro out

 

 

 

[hide=]My hot advisor found out I like her :(

 

 

 

Okay so at my school we have faculty advisers that are assigned to students according to their last names. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internships/employment, etc. My adviser is named Jess Depew and as you can see she's pretty hot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The picture doesn't really do her justice but they're all I've got at the moment. She's like 25 and she's only been at the school a few years. Anyway, I have been looking into getting an internship at a TV station or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log on with your school ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to go see Ms. Depew. That's where all the trouble started.

 

 

 

Firstly, I walked into office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and she's in the middle of lunch. So I awkwardly make stupid stall talk until she's finished.

 

 

 

"Oh, hey, what are you eating?"

 

"Salmon. I love it. I eat it practically everyday."

 

"Just salmon? That's pretty weird." Why the hell did I say this?

 

"Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods...you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff."

 

"Yeah, I like food too." *facepalm*

 

 

 

Man, I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. She looks up what I registered with in the beginning of the year. This is when the crap really hit the fan. This is how the conversation went:

 

 

 

"Okay, you're account name is [my name] and your password is ...'depewissexy'..."

 

 

 

Oh damn. I completely forgot that I put that as my password in the beginning of the year. What the hell was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got my balls together to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door she says,

 

 

 

"In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want keep to yourself."

 

 

 

I was so freaking embarrassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the hell out of there and never, ever see her again. But something about what she just said kept me standing in her doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit me like a train full of bricks.

 

 

 

She was eating Salmon.

 

 

 

She tries to eat all healthy, natural foods, like wild berries and honey.

 

 

 

She told me that I might want to bear in mind what kind of things I want to keep to myself.

 

 

 

Ms. Depew was a bear disguised as a human.

 

 

 

Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the office as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Cars veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building: a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath his massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The pre-schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded for me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. My goal was to walk across the monkey bars then jump to a tree which I could climb to the roof of the preschool and perhaps flag down a passing helicopter.

 

 

 

I began my trek across the monkey bars just as the bear charged outside, its teeth and claws still fresh with the blood of the innocent. It let out a monstrous roar and began its assault on the cheap, wooden playset. I let go of all caution and ran to end the end of the monkey bars. I leaped for the tree branch just as the bear's enormous girth came plowing through the entire structure. I grasped the branch tightly as the bear collided with the tree, sending it into a daze. I saw this as my one opportunity not for escape, but for victory. I leapt off the tree onto the ground and grabbed a stray bar that had been shorn from the playset. The bear was slowly coming to so I had to act fast. I ran to the beast and thrust the jagged end of the pole into its jaw and through it's skull.

 

 

 

The bear had been defeated. I shambled home in pain but victorious.There will be more blogs and more bears in the months to come.

 

 

 

But today, I returned home a champion.[/hide]

long story so i dunno if someone willl actually help a bro out

 

 

 

[hide=]My hot advisor found out I like her :(

 

 

 

Okay so at my school we have faculty advisers that are assigned to students according to their last names. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internships/employment, etc. My adviser is named Jess Depew and as you can see she's pretty hot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The picture doesn't really do her justice but they're all I've got at the moment. She's like 25 and she's only been at the school a few years. Anyway, I have been looking into getting an internship at a TV station or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log on with your school ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to go see Ms. Depew. That's where all the trouble started.

 

 

 

Firstly, I walked into office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and she's in the middle of lunch. So I awkwardly make stupid stall talk until she's finished.

 

 

 

"Oh, hey, what are you eating?"

 

"Salmon. I love it. I eat it practically everyday."

 

"Just salmon? That's pretty weird." Why the hell did I say this?

 

"Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods...you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff."

 

"Yeah, I like food too." *facepalm*

 

 

 

Man, I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. She looks up what I registered with in the beginning of the year. This is when the crap really hit the fan. This is how the conversation went:

 

 

 

"Okay, you're account name is [my name] and your password is ...'depewissexy'..."

 

 

 

Oh damn. I completely forgot that I put that as my password in the beginning of the year. What the hell was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got my balls together to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door she says,

 

 

 

"In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want keep to yourself."

 

 

 

I was so freaking embarrassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the hell out of there and never, ever see her again. But something about what she just said kept me standing in her doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit me like a train full of bricks.

 

 

 

She was eating Salmon.

 

 

 

She tries to eat all healthy, natural foods, like wild berries and honey.

 

 

 

She told me that I might want to bear in mind what kind of things I want to keep to myself.

 

 

 

Ms. Depew was a bear disguised as a human.

 

 

 

Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the office as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Cars veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building: a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath his massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The pre-schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded for me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. My goal was to walk across the monkey bars then jump to a tree which I could climb to the roof of the preschool and perhaps flag down a passing helicopter.

 

 

 

I began my trek across the monkey bars just as the bear charged outside, its teeth and claws still fresh with the blood of the innocent. It let out a monstrous roar and began its assault on the cheap, wooden playset. I let go of all caution and ran to end the end of the monkey bars. I leaped for the tree branch just as the bear's enormous girth came plowing through the entire structure. I grasped the branch tightly as the bear collided with the tree, sending it into a daze. I saw this as my one opportunity not for escape, but for victory. I leapt off the tree onto the ground and grabbed a stray bar that had been shorn from the playset. The bear was slowly coming to so I had to act fast. I ran to the beast and thrust the jagged end of the pole into its jaw and through it's skull.

 

 

 

The bear had been defeated. I shambled home in pain but victorious.There will be more blogs and more bears in the months to come.

 

 

 

But today, I returned home a champion.[/hide]

 

Old copypasta is old. :shame:

Oh, and then title should say "I want a girlfriend, and other such relationship advice" ;-)

 

Oh my God. How did I, the master of spelling and grammar, mess up something as trivial as this?!

 

I have failed you all.

 

 

 

*kills self*

 

 

 

Okay so I think I'm going to finally start making a movie on this girl.

 

I'm going to Japan on the 18th, so I'll buy her a white trench coat from Japan as a Christmas gift(her sister wrecked her other white coat, so it's a perfect gift :thumbsup:) and I'll probably ask her out sometime in January.

 

 

 

Wish meh luck.

 

WRONG. Give her the gift before you've asked her out, you are forevermore in the FRIEND ZONE.

 

 

 

DO IT. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

 

 

 

Just bust a move.

 

I... what?

You need to ask her out before you give her any gifts. Or you will be placed in the DREADED FRIEND ZOOOOOONE.

 

 

 

Trust me on this. I'm, like, that master of friend zones. Which isn't a good thing. Just do it. Bust a move.

 

 

 

EDIT: Shadow's story made me ROFL as well. >_> I figured it was from 4chan by the time the bear showed up. Before then, I thought it was real.

 

 

 

By the way, isn't the chick in the picture a movie star?

long story so i dunno if someone willl actually help a bro out

 

 

 

[hide=]My hot advisor found out I like her :(

 

 

 

Okay so at my school we have faculty advisers that are assigned to students according to their last names. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internships/employment, etc. My adviser is named Jess Depew and as you can see she's pretty hot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The picture doesn't really do her justice but they're all I've got at the moment. She's like 25 and she's only been at the school a few years. Anyway, I have been looking into getting an internship at a TV station or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log on with your school ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to go see Ms. Depew. That's where all the trouble started.

 

 

 

Firstly, I walked into office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and she's in the middle of lunch. So I awkwardly make stupid stall talk until she's finished.

 

 

 

"Oh, hey, what are you eating?"

 

"Salmon. I love it. I eat it practically everyday."

 

"Just salmon? That's pretty weird." Why the hell did I say this?

 

"Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods...you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff."

 

"Yeah, I like food too." *facepalm*

 

 

 

Man, I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. She looks up what I registered with in the beginning of the year. This is when the crap really hit the fan. This is how the conversation went:

 

 

 

"Okay, you're account name is [my name] and your password is ...'depewissexy'..."

 

 

 

Oh damn. I completely forgot that I put that as my password in the beginning of the year. What the hell was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got my balls together to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door she says,

 

 

 

"In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want keep to yourself."

 

 

 

I was so freaking embarrassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the hell out of there and never, ever see her again. But something about what she just said kept me standing in her doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit me like a train full of bricks.

 

 

 

She was eating Salmon.

 

 

 

She tries to eat all healthy, natural foods, like wild berries and honey.

 

 

 

She told me that I might want to bear in mind what kind of things I want to keep to myself.

 

 

 

Ms. Depew was a bear disguised as a human.

 

 

 

Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the office as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Cars veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building: a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath his massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The pre-schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded for me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. My goal was to walk across the monkey bars then jump to a tree which I could climb to the roof of the preschool and perhaps flag down a passing helicopter.

 

 

 

I began my trek across the monkey bars just as the bear charged outside, its teeth and claws still fresh with the blood of the innocent. It let out a monstrous roar and began its assault on the cheap, wooden playset. I let go of all caution and ran to end the end of the monkey bars. I leaped for the tree branch just as the bear's enormous girth came plowing through the entire structure. I grasped the branch tightly as the bear collided with the tree, sending it into a daze. I saw this as my one opportunity not for escape, but for victory. I leapt off the tree onto the ground and grabbed a stray bar that had been shorn from the playset. The bear was slowly coming to so I had to act fast. I ran to the beast and thrust the jagged end of the pole into its jaw and through it's skull.

 

 

 

The bear had been defeated. I shambled home in pain but victorious.There will be more blogs and more bears in the months to come.

 

 

 

But today, I returned home a champion.[/hide]

 

I'm missing FOTC to say that I rofl'd. Mostly at the start.

You need to ask her out before you give her any gifts. Or you will be placed in the DREADED FRIEND ZOOOOOONE.

 

 

 

Trust me on this. I'm, like, that master of friend zones. Which isn't a good thing. Just do it. Bust a move.

 

Perhaps if you knew the more complicated back-story to this, you would also want to give her a gift before any hint of something serious.

 

I quite literally owe my life to her. No exaggerations.

You need to ask her out before you give her any gifts. Or you will be placed in the DREADED FRIEND ZOOOOOONE.

 

 

 

Trust me on this. I'm, like, that master of friend zones. Which isn't a good thing. Just do it. Bust a move.

 

Perhaps if you knew the more complicated back-story to this, you would also want to give her a gift before any hint of something serious.

 

I quite literally owe my life to her. No exaggerations.

 

Care to explain?

You need to ask her out before you give her any gifts. Or you will be placed in the DREADED FRIEND ZOOOOOONE.

 

 

 

Trust me on this. I'm, like, that master of friend zones. Which isn't a good thing. Just do it. Bust a move.

 

Perhaps if you knew the more complicated back-story to this, you would also want to give her a gift before any hint of something serious.

 

I quite literally owe my life to her. No exaggerations.

 

Care to explain?

 

NO

You need to ask her out before you give her any gifts. Or you will be placed in the DREADED FRIEND ZOOOOOONE.

 

 

 

Trust me on this. I'm, like, that master of friend zones. Which isn't a good thing. Just do it. Bust a move.

 

Perhaps if you knew the more complicated back-story to this, you would also want to give her a gift before any hint of something serious.

 

I quite literally owe my life to her. No exaggerations.

 

Care to explain?

 

NO

 

Awww. :cry: I was looking forward to story.

You need to ask her out before you give her any gifts. Or you will be placed in the DREADED FRIEND ZOOOOOONE.

 

 

 

Trust me on this. I'm, like, that master of friend zones. Which isn't a good thing. Just do it. Bust a move.

 

Perhaps if you knew the more complicated back-story to this, you would also want to give her a gift before any hint of something serious.

 

I quite literally owe my life to her. No exaggerations.

 

Care to explain?

 

NO

 

Well that's just letting us hang to dry then, why would you entice us with such a delicious story only to give us a big fat NO.

 

I'd really like to hear the story behind this as well if you don't mind sharing =P~

Da_Latios, you have failed me.

 

 

 

You only just corrected that spelling mistake despite me pointing it out 35+ pages ago.

 

 

 

As repentance (is that a word?), you must tell us this story.

Gosh, fine then. You know, I had it written all out and ready to post, but I decided not to. :|

 

Well here goes. This may sound a bit melodramatic...

 

 

 

We've gone to the same school since we were about 5 years old. She showed me RuneScape while at her house when I was 8. This was in 2001; RuneScape classic.

 

Now, at this time I was living in what you could call the "ghetto" of my region; Loganlea(near Marsden).

 

Playing RuneScape had gotten me addicted and I soon spent less time out on the street with the other "gangster" kids.

 

Over the years, I came to be more interested in her, and, seeing as she was so interested in the arts, and that she was an incredibly knowledgeable person. This got me into wanting to learn more about, well, everything. Anything I saw and didn't know about, I would look up on Wikipedia or in the dictionary. Soon enough, I had realised that I possessed an extremely powerful form of photographic memory. I could look at a page or a map and remember almost exactly what was on it to the finest detail; colour and all.

 

Looking back now, I realise that, had I not met her, I would no doubt be a drug-addict, a school dropout and be part of a gang. Although I moved to a much more sophisticated and clean area a few years ago, the habits would have no doubt carried on if I had developed any.

 

She doesn't know that a simple act of friendship had affected my life so much, and I think it is best she doesn't know. She is also the person who got me to join Tip.It(we were near the Gold Coast, picking strawberries for some strange reason, and I needed help on "Earnest the Chicken".

 

If it was anyone else who had shown me these things, it would definitely not have had the same impact, as I had already pertained a love interest in her at the time, though being only very young. I still do, and have turned down any opportunities for a girlfriend as she still interests me very much.

 

 

 

So, there you go. Happy now? :roll:

Well, although that's a pretty touching story there, I don't see how it changes anything to the gift talk.

Unless you're already in the friend zone. I don't think so, though. She picked strawberries with you. If that isn't a sign of her wanting you, I don't know what is.

Unless you're already in the friend zone. I don't think so, though. She picked strawberries with you. If that isn't a sign of her wanting you, I don't know what is.

 

Nah. She might just have been hungry.

Well, although that's a pretty touching story there, I don't see how it changes anything to the gift talk.

I owe her. NOT giving her anything would not suppress the feeling that I need to give her something in return, now would it?

 

 

 

Unless you're already in the friend zone. I don't think so, though. She picked strawberries with you. If that isn't a sign of her wanting you, I don't know what is.

That was some 3 years ago.

 

 

 

She's extremely religious, and most people at school think I am also because of my knowledge in religious affairs and the bible. Religion is a problem, yes, but I USED to be a Christian, so at least I can relate.

 

 

 

One thing I can't help but notice is how extremely similar we are in the way we do... well, everything.

 

The way we talk, sit, do work... even eat. I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing. :?

 

 

 

But yah, gift first then either a movie or something. Unless you people can suggest anything else.

long story so i dunno if someone willl actually help a bro out

 

 

 

[hide=]My hot advisor found out I like her :(

 

 

 

Okay so at my school we have faculty advisers that are assigned to students according to their last names. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internships/employment, etc. My adviser is named Jess Depew and as you can see she's pretty hot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The picture doesn't really do her justice but they're all I've got at the moment. She's like 25 and she's only been at the school a few years. Anyway, I have been looking into getting an internship at a TV station or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log on with your school ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to go see Ms. Depew. That's where all the trouble started.

 

 

 

Firstly, I walked into office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and she's in the middle of lunch. So I awkwardly make stupid stall talk until she's finished.

 

 

 

"Oh, hey, what are you eating?"

 

"Salmon. I love it. I eat it practically everyday."

 

"Just salmon? That's pretty weird." Why the hell did I say this?

 

"Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods...you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff."

 

"Yeah, I like food too." *facepalm*

 

 

 

Man, I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. She looks up what I registered with in the beginning of the year. This is when the crap really hit the fan. This is how the conversation went:

 

 

 

"Okay, you're account name is [my name] and your password is ...'depewissexy'..."

 

 

 

Oh damn. I completely forgot that I put that as my password in the beginning of the year. What the hell was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got my balls together to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door she says,

 

 

 

"In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want keep to yourself."

 

 

 

I was so freaking embarrassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the hell out of there and never, ever see her again. But something about what she just said kept me standing in her doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit me like a train full of bricks.

 

 

 

She was eating Salmon.

 

 

 

She tries to eat all healthy, natural foods, like wild berries and honey.

 

 

 

She told me that I might want to bear in mind what kind of things I want to keep to myself.

 

 

 

Ms. Depew was a bear disguised as a human.

 

 

 

Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the office as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Cars veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building: a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath his massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The pre-schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded for me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. My goal was to walk across the monkey bars then jump to a tree which I could climb to the roof of the preschool and perhaps flag down a passing helicopter.

 

 

 

I began my trek across the monkey bars just as the bear charged outside, its teeth and claws still fresh with the blood of the innocent. It let out a monstrous roar and began its assault on the cheap, wooden playset. I let go of all caution and ran to end the end of the monkey bars. I leaped for the tree branch just as the bear's enormous girth came plowing through the entire structure. I grasped the branch tightly as the bear collided with the tree, sending it into a daze. I saw this as my one opportunity not for escape, but for victory. I leapt off the tree onto the ground and grabbed a stray bar that had been shorn from the playset. The bear was slowly coming to so I had to act fast. I ran to the beast and thrust the jagged end of the pole into its jaw and through it's skull.

 

 

 

The bear had been defeated. I shambled home in pain but victorious.There will be more blogs and more bears in the months to come.

 

 

 

But today, I returned home a champion.[/hide]

 

I'm missing FOTC to say that I rofl'd. Mostly at the start.

 

 

 

you should be more sensitive about people's feelings :?

I never had a girl friend and i never will. I want to though

 

 

 

For all you people with 80/20 vision i said I want to though

I never had a girl friend and i never will. I want to though

 

 

 

For all you people with 80/20 vision i said I want to though

 

 

 

You should wear a t-shirt that says, "I'm desperate, but nice!" You'll get all the ladies.

I never had a girl friend and i never will. I want to though

 

 

 

For all you people with 80/20 vision i said I want to though

 

 

 

You should wear a t-shirt that says, "I'm desperate, but nice!" You'll get all the ladies.

 

 

 

That might just work...

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