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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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Doesn't get the English girls though.

 

 

 

And again, you are wrong. The Scottish accent does win, it is more attractive and powerful.

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Really? Most girls I speak too say they prefer English accents to Scottish ones. They don't like the husky and rough sound of them.

 

 

 

And before you make a comment on the number of girls, it is quite a few. Many of them from old schools, or even those online.

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

Maybe American girls...

 

 

 

But I'm telling you the Scottish accent is the superior one, except when people, Ray, try to fake it.

 

 

 

Am I right, Ray?

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Clearly Ray will not agree with you, well, he might, seeing as he's in love with you. But until then we shall continue this conversation of accents.

 

 

 

Yes, pretty much all the American girls I spoke too like English accents, but many of the English girls like them too, even if they have one themselves. Still, English accents are superior. Your Scottish ones are much too rough.

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

Can't really here the accent in the area where you live, so they'd be hearing different variations of the English accent.

 

 

 

Just, admit defeat and that the Scottish accent is superior to your pansy accent.

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I'm afraid I cannot admit defeat Good Lord Bunkie, this is a situation where one must fight for his nation's accent. For queen and country!

 

 

 

English accents come in variations, as you said, this means our accents can cater to different girls likes and dislikes. The Scottish accent is one and only one, the many types of English accent are much more superior to your pathetic rough and husky accent.

 

 

 

Good day. *Sips tea*

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

I'm English and even I have to agree a Scottish accent gets the girls :D

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CONFIDENCE

 

 

 

Really, just every chance you get to talk to her, whether she's alone or not, talk to her. Show her that your interested, and once you've talked to her for a few minutes, just casually ask "Do you have e-mail/msn?".

 

 

 

I'm really not sure just telling her outright how you feel would be so good. Seeing as how you've only talked to her one or twice?, it might alienate her a bit. By all means try to let her know that you're interested in her - look at her when you're with her, smile at her. Just be friendly and CONFIDENT.

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Well, odds are you've already broken the three-second rule. It's really the first time you see a girl that you get the three-second rule, but it can go on further. Next time you see her, if you can't work up yourself to talking to her in three seconds, it's too late. You'll already have psyched yourself out.

 

 

 

You could tell her you like her straight out. Not in a creepy way or anything, in a cooooooooool way. Might get her. Who knows. Maybe she has a shrine dedicated to you in her closet? ;)

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Maybe she has a shrine dedicated to you in her closet? ;)

 

If that happened with me I wouldn't know whether to feel honoured or build a flamethrower to get rid of it. Unless she was a hot midget, I'd definately feel honoured then.

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Unless she was a hot midget

 

 

 

wtf?

 

what does the midget part have to do with anything?

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He decided he can't be attracted to anyone who isn't really short. See the Today.... thread.

 

And I just thought, if you have a bit of trouble striking up a conversation, would't it be a good idea to try out Omegle? especially with people you don't know, it could help you find what you could say to introduce yourself, etc.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

He decided he can't be attracted to anyone who isn't really short. See the Today.... thread.

 

And I just thought, if you have a bit of trouble striking up a conversation, would't it be a good idea to try out Omegle? especially with people you don't know, it could help you find what you could say to introduce yourself, etc.

 

 

 

Omegle is full of immature [cabbage]s, wanting to have cyber sex, and screen shotting messages and put them on funny junk.

 

The only really way to have practice started a conversation, is just starting. Saying hi, is always a good start.

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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He decided he can't be attracted to anyone who isn't really short. See the Today.... thread.

 

And I just thought, if you have a bit of trouble striking up a conversation, would't it be a good idea to try out Omegle? especially with people you don't know, it could help you find what you could say to introduce yourself, etc.

 

 

 

Omegle is full of immature [cabbage], wanting to have cyber sex, and screen shotting messages and put them on funny junk.

 

The only really way to have practice started a conversation, is just starting. Saying hi, is always a good start.

 

 

 

I'm confused and don't feel like Urbandictionary-ing. What is "Omegle"?

 

Anyway, yes saying "hi" is a good conversation starter, but I prefer to have something to talk about alway at hand just in case. Most of the time I pick a thread from this forum actually, lurk it and then tell stories of the lulz that were had. it's surprising how many people actually care what goes on here. I never give up the name though, because saying you browse a runescape fansite forum is no way to pick up women ;)

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

http://omegle.com

 

 

 

Basically, a site where you have a conversation with a random person.

 

 

 

And Tip.It is my dirt secret, if I told anyone that I browsed a RuneScape fan site, :shock: So I am the same with you Rpg :P

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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Yeah, of course, half of the people on there are trying to get laid unsuccessfully. The rest are looking for funny or interesting conversations. I've had some honestly, it's not that hard.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

http://omegle.com

 

 

 

Basically, a site where you have a conversation with a random person.

 

 

 

 

I just troll that site. :lol:

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LOLOLOLOL^

 

 

 

I have trouble making friends irl

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On a serious note can people teach me how to like..

 

learn not to laugh?

 

Like buddhists and the like can do random crap to not feel pain and all this.

 

For some reason I can prevent feeling pain to an extent but cant not laugh at something funny..

I dont need a siggy no moar.

LOLOLOLOL^

 

 

 

I have trouble making friends irl

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On a serious note can people teach me how to like..

 

learn not to laugh?

 

Like buddhists and the like can do random crap to not feel pain and all this.

 

For some reason I can prevent feeling pain to an extent but cant not laugh at something funny..

 

I do that 1000 yard stare.

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http://omegle.com

 

 

 

Basically, a site where you have a conversation with a random person.

 

 

 

 

I just troll that site. :lol:

 

I had a conversation with a muslim guy who was from the netherlands, on vacation in turkey, and he talked about how his xbox got stolen.

 

and trolling omegle is fun.

LOL!

 

I've been trolling Omegle for over an hour now!

 

Great fun! I recommend it to anyone with nothing better to do.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

I've been talking to someone seriously for an hour now. Am I bad?

 

[Edit] On Omegle. Goes without saying.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

LOL!

 

I've been trolling Omegle for over an hour now!

 

Great fun! I recommend it to anyone with nothing better to do.

 

I have been doing this for a lil while and its just hilarious how long people stay!

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