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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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I really like this girl, but how do I know if she likes me?

 

Help me, good men/women of the relationships thread.

 

 

Look for certain signs. What signs do you ask? Lots of em. Eye contact, more giggling than nesesary, unnesserily awkward moments, so on and so forth.

 

Mind giving us a few more details?

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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  • Obviously you ask her to come with you. Drive with her to the steepest mountain. Put her in the backpack and spend a week climbing the mountain. You will drink the rain and you will eat like a bear. B

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    mods plz change saq's display name to "estonian dude"

  • Okay so I'm pretty confident at least 2 of you remember me and maybe .5 of you remember how my last post went. To recap, I went on the first date of my life and then a second one that went poorly.   T

She's always tickling me, randomly holding my hand and randomly hugging me.

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I really like this girl, but how do I know if she likes me?

 

Help me, good men/women of the relationships thread.

Does she always find reasons to be around you? talk to you a lot? catch her staring at you? laugh at everything you say and smile even if its not funny?

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caught her staring at me a few times, yes. She's always smiling when she's around me aswell o.O

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You should bang her.

 

I mean, um, ask her out. Well, not so much ask as tell. I don't like the term asking out. I don't particularly like the social norm of dating, either. It's like a trade system ... X amount of fun (at Z price) for _ amounts of sexual favors. At least, early into the relationship it's like that. Sure there's the whole bond thing or whatever, but feelings are boring. Kissing is awesome.

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You should bang her.

 

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X amount of fun (at Z price) for _ amounts of sexual favors.

 

You could write a bible. i'd join that religion!

 

and yes @littleboy ... she likes you. Kiss her unexpectedly and she'll be yours.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Mmk, cheers.

 

One thing though - do girls mind braces? D:

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Not difficult at all to work around that. Just try not to scratch her with them. At least it'll give your tongue more practice.

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Mmk, cheers.

 

One thing though - do girls mind braces? D:

 

 

Assuming the girl is of the same age group as you [early teens] it's not gonna matter at all. Having braces is pretty much normal until your half way through college. But it seems as though she likes you anyway...so it shouldn't matter regardess. I've even met girls that like guys with braces. Depends on the girl in the end.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Not difficult at all to work around that. Just try not to scratch her with them. At least it'll give your tongue more practice.

 

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Not difficult at all to work around that. Just try not to scratch her with them. At least it'll give your tongue more practice.

 

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don't go too crazy with your toungue. Nothing sucks more than having some jam their toungue down your throat. ugh.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Haha, what's up with you and puns today?

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

She's always tickling me, randomly holding my hand and randomly hugging me.

One of my friends is like that, but she's just touchy-feely. By touchy-feely, I mean she acts like she's on Ecstasy 24/7. :rolleyes:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

She's always tickling me, randomly holding my hand and randomly hugging me.

One of my friends is like that, but she's just touchy-feely. By touchy-feely, I mean she acts like she's on Ecstasy 24/7. :rolleyes:

And therefore, if you're not feeling daring, you could watch how she acts with other guys, and compare with how she acts with you.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Haha, what's up with you and puns today?

 

 

Directed at me? i don't have any idea. What was my other pun [they were all unintentional, I'm not even sure what you're talking about :lol: ]

 

to keep this on-topic: I'm looking for a wing man. I found a likely candidate. His training starts Saturday. If it goes smootly, me and him will be all over malls, collecting numbers like candy.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

What the [bleep]'s a wingman? I had somebody explain it to me before, but, it was too boring so I stopped listening.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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What the [bleep]'s a wingman? I had somebody explain it to me before, but, it was too boring so I stopped listening.

 

 

a partner in crime so to speak. you bring them along in social situations, and they help you meet people. As you do the same for them. Their primary goal is to find girls for you, and you them.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

She's always tickling me, randomly holding my hand and randomly hugging me.

One of my friends is like that, but she's just touchy-feely. By touchy-feely, I mean she acts like she's on Ecstasy 24/7. :rolleyes:

And therefore, if you're not feeling daring, you could watch how she acts with other guys, and compare with how she acts with you.

Exactly. That girl does that to everyone she doesn't hate, so it really has nothing to do with me. If you're the only one she does that to... :thumbup:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

What the [bleep]'s a wingman? I had somebody explain it to me before, but, it was too boring so I stopped listening.

 

 

a partner in crime so to speak. you bring them along in social situations, and they help you meet people. As you do the same for them. Their primary goal is to find girls for you, and you them.

Yeah I knew that but, like how? "Yo dude I find nice chick. Okay what you got fer me?"

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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What the [bleep]'s a wingman? I had somebody explain it to me before, but, it was too boring so I stopped listening.

 

 

a partner in crime so to speak. you bring them along in social situations, and they help you meet people. As you do the same for them. Their primary goal is to find girls for you, and you them.

Yeah I knew that but, like how? "Yo dude I find nice chick. Okay what you got fer me?"

"Hey, I wanna introduce you to my friend. He's a really awesome guy I think you'll like him."

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A wing's job is to bring up your value, and also to distract the group while you isolate the girl. Especially important when talking to 2 girls because 1 isn't going to leave the other alone unless it's with your cool wing that she's kinda into.

What the [bleep]'s a wingman? I had somebody explain it to me before, but, it was too boring so I stopped listening.

 

 

a partner in crime so to speak. you bring them along in social situations, and they help you meet people. As you do the same for them. Their primary goal is to find girls for you, and you them.

Yeah I knew that but, like how? "Yo dude I find nice chick. Okay what you got fer me?"

"Hey, I wanna introduce you to my friend. He's a really awesome guy I think you'll like him."

 

Wait... who says that, the helper??

Wait... who says that, the helper??

 

I wouldn't word it like that but yes, and it works wonders.

Wait... who says that, the helper??

 

I wouldn't word it like that but yes, and it works wonders.

 

Not too sure about the way you worded it, but something too similar to that would just be pointless.

 

 

Basically, you're making it way to obvious why you're here, and do it in a rather...clumsy or akward way...

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