This whole page hurts to read.

At least there aren't diagrams.

At least there aren't diagrams.

That can  be arranged...

I guess I pretty much am in a relationship now...

 

Who would've guessed?

Nobody, actually.

 

What exactly does pretty much mean? Are you or are you not?

I thought you were like 2 weeks ago?

hes gone facebook official :lol:

So soon? 'Tis a pity...

[bleep] fb official. Why should I do that? I don't need to advertise the thing that we do some stuff together. Rather, as we both live pretty hectic lifestyles it might put some extra pressure on us aswell.

 

Right now there are 2 people that I know that know of me and that girl. One is my flatmate and the other lives in UK and just happened to be my guest on NYE.

 

I wasn't certain about that relationship-thing earlier. What makes 2 people be in a relationship? In this case, we have now gone out for 2 weeks and I have done some stuff I have never done before and we both still very much want to see each other, spend the night together and chat daily. I care for her and I hope she cares of me. And I really-really like her.

 

It just... came out of the blue actually, this whole thing.

Saw her for the first time at NYE last year, when I apparently stole her hat.

Next time I saw her this end of November. Few weeks pass without seeing each other or even talking, she invites me to her birthday in the end of December. We chat twice on fb, I invite her out, next thing I know she spent the night at my place. And I spent the night two days after at her place.

And have been out a few more times now.

I imagine that would be enough...

 

Come to think of it, that hickey was not such a good idea after all...

You're in a (monogamous) relationship when you both explicitly agree to not see other people.

 

If you choose never to bring that topic up, you're free to do whatever you want for about 3 months though. After that she'll want to know where things are going between you two.

Id bring it up though. More honest that way

Well keep in mind that girls usually have way more dating options than guys do, so there's a reason why guys are usually the first ones to say, "hey let's not see other people anymore"

 

In other words, it's not a big deal if you don't bring it up since she probably doesn't really care if you're dating still around too.

Eh, for as many girls that dont care there's at least one that cares a lot

This whole page hurts to read.

 

I don't actually understand any of what's being said on that page, and I like it that way. I know better then to google it.

 

This whole page hurts to read.

 

I don't actually understand any of what's being said on that page, and I like it that way. I know better then to google it.

 

I googled it. It was more of why would someone do such a thing than grossness.

In other news, I saw a fascinating transsexual profile on POF. Their headline was "Tall + Hung / CoolAf x fine = 4me"

 

If we follow the standard order of operations (Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally), then we'll see that being hung and tall are the most important variables, becoming increasingly important the less "cool as [bleep]" and fine you are. Interestingly, though, the cooler and finer you are, the lower 4me is; whereas the taller and more hung you are, the higher 4me is.

 

I'm unsure of whether 4me means "perfect partner for me" or "4*me," meaning we should really just divide the whole equation by 4 to simplify our scores.

 

But really I'm just trying to determine how tall, hung, cool as [bleep], and fine I need to be in order to become the perfect male specimen.

Bahahaha!

 

Hmm.... interestingly enough though, Tall seems rather independent of all other variables. So with a high enough Tall score, the rest of it is irrelevant. Either that, or getting high numbers requires a high Hung and Fine score (and a low cool score to prevent significant reduction), thus making the Tall score mostly irrelevant.

In other news, I saw a fascinating transsexual profile on POF. Their headline was "Tall + Hung / CoolAf x fine = 4me"

 

If we follow the standard order of operations (Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally), then we'll see that being hung and tall are the most important variables, becoming increasingly important the less "cool as [bleep]" and fine you are. Interestingly, though, the cooler and finer you are, the lower 4me is; whereas the taller and more hung you are, the higher 4me is.

 

I hate PEMDAS because it implies that multiplication comes before division and that addition comes before subtraction. For that equation being more "fine" is what's going to give you the highest 4me score.

 

So I believe that we're supposed to be taking inches for tall and hung, then your average score on a 1-10 hotness scale for fine but I'm at a complete loss for what to use for Coolaf.

Actually I think we pretty much went through this conversation our second night together.

 

So yeah...

 

And if tall would score good, well, I would score great!

 

In other news, I saw a fascinating transsexual profile on POF. Their headline was "Tall + Hung / CoolAf x fine = 4me"

 

If we follow the standard order of operations (Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally), then we'll see that being hung and tall are the most important variables, becoming increasingly important the less "cool as [bleep]" and fine you are. Interestingly, though, the cooler and finer you are, the lower 4me is; whereas the taller and more hung you are, the higher 4me is.

I hate PEMDAS because it implies that multiplication comes before division and that addition comes before subtraction. For that equation being more "fine" is what's going to give you the highest 4me score.

 

So I believe that we're supposed to be taking inches for tall and hung, then your average score on a 1-10 hotness scale for fine but I'm at a complete loss for what to use for Coolaf.

 

Kelvin or Rankine for Coolaf

 

how do you compute all the units though

Actually I think we pretty much went through this conversation our second night together.

 

So yeah...

 

And if tall would score good, well, I would score great!

You think? Man you need to be certain on this stuff. Can't just assume.

I'm at least 300 Kelvins cool af

That's pretty bad, Judging by that formula, I realized that all you truly need is a virtually zero CoolAf score. The closer that number approaches zero, the more it effectively multiplies your score.

 

...Turning a relationship advice thread into a mathematical discussion. No wonder I'm single.

The perfect male specimen can be known as "Absolute Zero"

I'm going to assume parenthesis should have been used and that the actual formula should be (Tall + Hung) / (CoolAf * Fine) = 4me.  Otherwise it's kind of a shit show in terms of what the final units are.  I assume tall and hung are both length units if they're being added together.  Coolaf is obviously temperature, with a more desirable score being a lower temperature (hence coolness). Although this means that fine would also be better the lower the score is, right? We're also assuming that a high 4me score is good, which could be totally off.

 

I'm confused on what units "fine" uses though. Is it unit-less? Right now the units of "4me" (or just "me" if we're assuming 4 is just an integer) are something like m/K*x, where x is whatever unit fine is in. 

 

My conclusion is that I think the formula needs revision and that it doesn't accurately define "4me".

 

Edit:

 

"(Tall + Hung x Fine) / CoolAf = 4me" seems like a pretty good formula. Where fine is a unit-less 1-10 rating.

Fineness, or grit, is just a coefficient from 0 to 180 with higher being more fine. So we're probably looking at (tall + hung)/cool * fine, with our final unit in length/temperature.

 

This formula is fundamentally flawed, though. It basically says that someone who's 5'6" with an 8" dick is equivalent to someone who's 6' and 2" long.