-"I could out run these cops easy.."

 

Was pretty drunk at the time :-k

 

 

 

I don't understand why you posted this, it kind of pales in comparison to the rest of the topic, not to mention I would call it a sensible thought (depending on why they were after you). Running away from the police is just what kids do, especially drunk kids.

 

 

 

It's entertaining to see on shows like Cops people try to run away. I mean, they're wearing pants and a t-shirt - the cop has (probably) a bulletproof vest, a thick shirt, thick pants, radio system, gun, baton, pepperspray, etc, and they always catch the guy. I think I read somewhere that 87% of all people that run get caught?

 

 

 

Running away from the police is just what kids do

 

 

 

I gotta say, I've never thought that. No reason to add another charge to yourself and also make the cop pissed at you.

Maybe it's a cultural thing. Police here never put too much effort into a chase if you were caught drinking on the streets when I was younger. I don't think I was ever caught, and I've had dogs set on me and been chased along a footpath by a riot van. I loved the day I turned 18 so much.

Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies.

 

 

 

Probably just me projecting my fear of dropping a baby into the open, though.

- Midget tossing. Every time I see a midget I feel like taking them to an open field and just throwing them. :twss:

 

- McCain dying of a heart related condition while going up one stair.

 

- Obama being assassinated and evidence shows republicans or KKK did it which the guilty party later blames on terrorists.

 

- Setting a giant pool full of gasoline on fire while its in the back of a pickup truck and making it roll towards a poor gang ridden neighborhood. #-o This was the time when gas was about $1 a gallon.

Riding through a poor, gang-ridden area while blaring polka on my car stereo.

Riding through a poor, gang-ridden area while blaring polka on my car stereo.

 

Country and classical music work just as well :twisted: .

Maybe it's a cultural thing. Police here never put too much effort into a chase if you were caught drinking on the streets when I was younger. I don't think I was ever caught, and I've had dogs set on me and been chased along a footpath by a riot van. I loved the day I turned 18 so much.

 

Wow. Just curious, where are you from?

Maybe it's a cultural thing. Police here never put too much effort into a chase if you were caught drinking on the streets when I was younger. I don't think I was ever caught, and I've had dogs set on me and been chased along a footpath by a riot van. I loved the day I turned 18 so much.

 

Wow. Just curious, where are you from?

 

 

 

Scotland.

Keeping some of the money you collect for charity isn't stealing, it's just a finders fee. But really, call it whatever you want. It's still fine.

wouldn't it be grand to put all the homeless people in some sort nature reserve and pay people to hunt them.

 

oh and the same for fat people, and vegans (but not vegetarians)

 

Sigged.

Maybe it's a cultural thing. Police here never put too much effort into a chase if you were caught drinking on the streets when I was younger. I don't think I was ever caught, and I've had dogs set on me and been chased along a footpath by a riot van. I loved the day I turned 18 so much.

 

Wow. Just curious, where are you from?

 

 

 

Scotland.

 

 

 

You should see them here (Fife) then. They catch all the kids in the local park but they need 2 or 3 vans to get them all. Catching underage drinkers is the only thing that the police seem to do here. It's been their big initiative over the last 2 years or so.

Riding through a poor, gang-ridden area while blaring polka on my car stereo.

 

Country and classical music work just as well :twisted: .

 

 

 

I've always wanted to get myself a a 69 charger and paint it as the General Lee and drive through east Oakland.

Them Duke boys are gonna need to grow some spinnin' rims or start drivin'.

 

 

 

Amirite? Amirite? Iamrite.

Like most kids, when I was little I'd always consider running away because of getting grounded. never went through with it though, thankfully. I probably can't post other thoughts I've had for the sake of your sanity.

sex, rape, murder, warfare, strategic killings, amassing and arming an army, crushing people's spirits and rebuilding them, other fantasies... basically sex and violence...

[developmentally delayed]ed kids shouldn't go to normal schools.

 

I don't care about Africa, or not very much.

Foreign aid is useless (Would give source but I don't feel like getting it from my friend, who I had to do a debate with on the topic)

 

A world-wide child-limit of 2 should be enacted upon the entire world.

 

Another world war would be quite beneficial to the entire world.

 

The industrial revolution was possibly the worst event to happen in human history.

 

Sometimes letting a serial killer or two pass by intentionally wouldn't be so bad.

 

Sometimes I consider the career path of serial killer.

 

I have probably considered/planned the death of everyone I know.

 

Insanity would be welcomed - Get out of jail free cards are hard to come by.

 

Law is the poison of society, without it we would be much better off.

 

Cavemen were the pinnacle of human evolution.

 

 

 

Basically, I would not be surprised to find myself murdering someone. I would elaborate, but the filter evades would take me too long.

Those are scary thoughts, aquarius. But I doubt we all haven't thought something along those lines :lol:

 

 

 

I had a new one today. Break into and steal an old person's car, then when they leave looking for it, move it back. Oh God that's terrible but funny.

Contemplating running into a hospital and laughing at the terminal patients

 

 

 

When one of my friends told me their grandmother had recently died, my first thought was "ah well, more oxygen for the rest of us" (luckily I managed to stop myself from saying that)

Everyone who believes literally in some ancient holy book should be eliminated from this world for the sake of humanity!

 

Everyone who has nothing they would die for is not a human.

 

God, I really COULD do a better job then these teachers! Send them to work at fast food places!

 

I want ALL of you down on you knees, before me!

 

You know what? I really do think I'm superior to you, get a grip on your emotions and grow up!

 

This would be so much easier if bodies dissipated when they died...

 

You spend 20k on a funeral? He's dead! spend it on a psychologist, if you want to feel closure!

 

I don't care about your sister, aunt, mother of daughter's story - don't complain about how they are treated to me, I didn't do it!

 

Guys sure don't care when girls rape them, so why should you!

 

^ ^ All some pretty horrible thoughts, eh??

 

 

 

And the grand final, which I actually think is not unethical, but you might - Sheltering the stupid encourages stupidity, so, well, just, DON'T!

Hitler did us a favor, by killing off practicly a whole nation, he prevented more children from being born to consume an aldredy dwindling food supply. If we did help the starving kids and people in Africa they would just add to the people who consume, ill be damned to give money, to eventually have money taken away from me, leave them to fight amongst themselfs and die.

i was thinking about going all knife assassin on everyone in my school.

 

I also thought it would be cool to to race a baby off a 30 story building to see who would hit the ground first.

 

Ripping the mole off this one chick in my classes neck. It... was... HUGE!!!

 

Unethical, but the kid would deserve it: Taking this little dipstick kid, ram him against a wall, punch him in the face, throw him across the rocky yard, ram bark into his skin, and kick the [cabbage] out of his face on the spot. when i say little, i dont mean young, i mean short. not midget, but short. he was a total [puncture] to the whole school, the worst thing ive done to him was punch him in the face and knock out 3 teeth. i think i hurt my knuckle more than him though.

 

planning out a death of my one teacher: Salt his eyes, cut off his nose, make him eat it, cut his stomach open with his own tooth,put sand in his lungs, and strangle him with his own intestines. :(

 

 

 

Much more...

Today in my history class we watched the news. It got me thinking how we have about 5-6 billion people living on this earth. Everyone flips out when 2+ die. All I'm thinking at that moment is: "It's not like we don't have people to replace them." Guess that can be added to my list. :lol:

If all the starving kids were dead, we wouldn't have starving kids.

That the amount of children you want / can have is based on your IQ. if your below 80 you cant have any, 80-90 1 child, 90-100 2 children etc etc

 

 

 

that all people with an IQ below 80 should be shot, that old people who are just on meds with barely any brain function watsoever should be taken off the meds and sort of just... left to there own accord / put down. this is one of the largest money drains in australia. i mean wats more depressing then a 90 year old women that cant even go to the toilet for herself and cant stop that constant drool dripping everywhere.

 

 

 

im also a /b/tard so yea, the normal stuff there, raep, loli's, etc etc