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Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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I realized I don't really like Justice, just a few songs by them. :( Valentine, Phantom, Genesis and D.A.N.C.E. are all really freaking awesome, but I don't really like many of their other songs. Thought I've only listened to Cross, I'll listen to the other one next.

 

 

 

edit: oh, they only have one album. I guess what they listened to on their myspace is new then :P

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I realized I don't really like Justice, just a few songs by them. :( Valentine, Phantom, Genesis and D.A.N.C.E. are all really freaking awesome, but I don't really like many of their other songs. Thought I've only listened to Cross, I'll listen to the other one next.

 

 

 

edit: oh, they only have one album. I guess what they listened to on their myspace is new then :P

 

Listen to their live album. It's seriously like 5 times better.

 

 

 

Today I didn't do much of anything, did some chores. Anxious for school to start.

 

I watched all of these gruesome videos all in one go :( I feel sick but I haven't thrown up/gagged yet surprisingly.

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I watched all of these gruesome videos all in one go :(

 

Why? D:

 

I watched all of these gruesome videos all in one go :( I feel sick but I haven't thrown up/gagged yet surprisingly.

 

Rofl. My girlfriend did that last night, she didn't puke or anything, she was just really grossed out. Did you watch the pain olympics?

 

 

 

Today I did [cabbage] all. I sat around on my [wagon] and played on the computer, My facee isn't so swollen anymore, still hurts a bit, but I'm getting better. Still can't really eat any solid food, should be better by sunday, or at least almost better, and [bleep], I'm getting a haircut tomorrow >.< I have no idea how to chop my hurr.

I watched all of these gruesome videos all in one go :( I feel sick but I haven't thrown up/gagged yet surprisingly.

 

Rofl. My girlfriend did that last night, she didn't puke or anything, she was just really grossed out. Did you watch the pain olympics?

 

Yes. I also watched a man being murdered (not fake, also known as 3guys1hammer), 2girls1cup, 2girls1finger.

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

I watched all of these gruesome videos all in one go :( I feel sick but I haven't thrown up/gagged yet surprisingly.

 

Rofl. My girlfriend did that last night, she didn't puke or anything, she was just really grossed out. Did you watch the pain olympics?

 

Yes. I also watched a man being murdered (not fake, also known as 3guys1hammer), 2girls1cup, 2girls1finger.

 

2girls1cup and 2girls1finger really aren't that bad, they're gross, but I don't see how they'd make anyone puke.

 

I'm completely desensitized to violence, I saw a suicide gif thread on /gif/ that took me over the edge to desensitization. I've seen a lot of [cabbage] anyways, plus I saw someone get hit by a car when I was 4, that was pretty freaky.

I watched all of these gruesome videos all in one go :( I feel sick but I haven't thrown up/gagged yet surprisingly.

 

Rofl. My girlfriend did that last night, she didn't puke or anything, she was just really grossed out. Did you watch the pain olympics?

 

Yes. I also watched a man being murdered (not fake, also known as 3guys1hammer), 2girls1cup, 2girls1finger.

 

2girls1cup and 2girls1finger really aren't that bad, they're gross, but I don't see how they'd make anyone puke.

 

I'm completely desensitized to violence, I saw a suicide gif thread on /gif/ that took me over the edge to desensitization. I've seen a lot of [cabbage] anyways, plus I saw someone get hit by a car when I was 4, that was pretty freaky.

 

Have you seen the guy being murdered? I've seen a whole [cabbage]load of gory [cabbage], but this is pretty bad..

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I have to ask wong tong, why the hell would you watch those?

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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I have to ask wong tong, why the hell would you watch those?

 

Well I sent the video of the handicapped man being severly beaten to my friend and we had a discussion about how appauling it was that someone could do that to someone else.

 

 

 

10 minutes later, he sent me a video of a person being murdered, it was really .. yeah. Here's a description of what the killers did in the video and what they did to other people:

 

 

 

[hide=]Most of the victims were killed using blunt objects, including hammers and steel construction bars. Blows were often directed at the victims' faces, leaving them unrecognizable. Many victims were also mutilated and tortured, and some had their eyes gouged out while they were still alive. One of the victims was a pregnant woman, whose fetus was cut out of her womb.[/hide]

 

And then we just compared it to other videos we had previously seen which resulted in me watching them again to see if I'm still disgusted by them.

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I went for dinner with 4 girls, my friends. On the way out, when two of them had already left, one of them, who's pretty short, asked me how I got so tall during the summer. I told her I drank milk and jumped to stretch myself, and also that she should go on the moon because thanks to the lower gravity, you grow faster. But then I said "You know, you shouldn't be worrying about it. A lot of guys like small girls" (yes, I was thinking of Mage_Man). She asked "Small girls with big butts? :\" and I said "That's possibly a plus." She asked how I liked butts, and I said that it's not about size, it's about shape (connoisseur think to say right?). She asked me if I liked her butt then her in general. I said yes to both. And now I'm thinking back and wondering how awkward that must have been for the other girl that was there... :\

 

I love you man! <3:

 

 

 

I have to ask wong tong, why the hell would you watch those?

 

Well I sent the video of the handicapped man being severly beaten to my friend and we had a discussion about how appauling it was that someone could do that to someone else.

 

 

 

10 minutes later, he sent me a video of a person being murdered, it was really .. yeah. Here's a description of what the killers did in the video and what they did to other people:

 

 

 

[hide=]Most of the victims were killed using blunt objects, including hammers and steel construction bars. Blows were often directed at the victims' faces, leaving them unrecognizable. Many victims were also mutilated and tortured, and some had their eyes gouged out while they were still alive. One of the victims was a pregnant woman, whose fetus was cut out of her womb.[/hide]

 

And then we just compared it to other videos we had previously seen which resulted in me watching them again to see if I'm still disgusted by them.

 

:-X You have a stronger stomach than me, I still flinch sometimes when I watch movies. (Rorschach killing the man with a Clever in Watchmen makes me squeamish, yet the part where the fat guy had his arms sawn off didn't affect me.) For me it's seems to be a case by case thing.

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Got up early, had some coffee. Normally I wouldn't be up for another 3 hours at least :lol:

 

 

 

Still, need to be up at 6 starting on Wednesday. I'm not looking forward to it at all.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

Got my internet back today. It was only gone for a day though.

Today so far I've gotten a haircut. It's alright.

 

Today so far I've gotten a haircut. It's alright.

 

I got a haircut too, it's not bad, just not what I was going for, I still look like a goddamn little emo kid.

Today, my last thread on /b/.

 

Okay /b/, America has two crises on its hands. First off, obesity. Americans are god[bleep]ing fat. Second, the energy crisis. You hear about it enough already, so let's get down to business.

 

I'm thinking of killing two birds with one stone here. Fat people are mountains of energy. We could offer cheap or free exercise facilities with machines made to lose weight and transfer the energy from fat people's bodies to electricity using alternators. America could be skinny again and leave the lights on. Any more ideas?

 

It's been devised that in order to keep them interested, attaching the fat people to a cart with dynamo wheels and a fishing rod with cake hooked on it in front would work and make them double (triple, really) as a transportation mode.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Ahh, today I found out my AS results...

 

English lit: E

 

Art and Design: E

 

Gen Stud: U

 

Media Stud: U

 

 

 

I know exactly what I did wrong but I can't tell my parents why I messed up :P

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

Ahh, today I found out my AS results...

 

English lit: E

 

Art and Design: E

 

Gen Stud: U

 

Media Stud: U

 

 

 

I know exactly what I did wrong but I can't tell my parents why I messed up :P

 

I'm not familiar with the English system, what do the E's and U's stand for?

 

Ahh, today I found out my AS results...

 

English lit: E

 

Art and Design: E

 

Gen Stud: U

 

Media Stud: U

 

 

 

I know exactly what I did wrong but I can't tell my parents why I messed up :P

 

 

 

You were plastered and/or high at the time ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anway,

 

 

 

Quarter to six in the morning here. Going skiing today and for another week. Anway, see you guys in a few days ! :D

 

 

 

:thumbup:

Ahh, today I found out my AS results...

 

English lit: E

 

Art and Design: E

 

Gen Stud: U

 

Media Stud: U

 

 

 

I know exactly what I did wrong but I can't tell my parents why I messed up :P

 

 

 

You were plastered and/or high at the time ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anway,

 

 

 

Quarter to six in the morning here. Going skiing today and for another week. Anway, see you guys in a few days ! :D

 

 

 

:thumbup:

 

onoes! D:

 

byebye adrenal, don't drown.

 

I'm eating potatoes.

Ahh, today I found out my AS results...

 

English lit: E

 

Art and Design: E

 

Gen Stud: U

 

Media Stud: U

 

 

 

I know exactly what I did wrong but I can't tell my parents why I messed up :P

 

I'm not familiar with the English system, what do the E's and U's stand for?

 

It goes A B C D E U, U standing for undefined I think.

 

[Edit] Unclassified*.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Looks like I've received confirmation today on my first gig. It's a festival that all the local bands from my school go to every year on the weekend before school starts, and the bassist/drummer/singer of the band that are hosting it want to make a cover band with me :P Right now it looks like we'll be playing Uprising by Muse followed by Hope Leaves by Opeth followed by The Groove by Muse. Looks like it's going to be a lot of fun!

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Looks like I've received confirmation today on my first gig. It's a festival that all the local bands from my school go to every year on the weekend before school starts, and the bassist/drummer/singer of the band that are hosting it want to make a cover band with me :P Right now it looks like we'll be playing Uprising by Muse followed by Hope Leaves by Opeth followed by The Groove by Muse. Looks like it's going to be a lot of fun!

 

Oooh, have fun with that. Will you post any vids? :)

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