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A girl I dated once this summer wouldn't leave me alone. She changed her myspace to "I love him" and her texts had that signature thing and it said "Happilyyyyy Takennn".

 

 

 

I don't count her as a girl I've dated any more.

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Speaking of facebooking and tifers being good with girls, my girlfriend and I finally decided to change our relationship statuses on facebook today. :thumbup:

 

It bugs me now that relationships aren't consider "official" unless it's on Facebook now and days. :?

 

I understand what you mean, but it's not like it's like that for us. It's just that people start annoying rumors and speculating if you don't say "fine damn it, I'm in a relationship."

 

 

 

A girl I dated once this summer wouldn't leave me alone. She changed her myspace to "I love him" and her texts had that signature thing and it said "Happilyyyyy Takennn".

 

 

 

I don't count her as a girl I've dated any more.

 

Hahaha.

 

Ok today I woke up late..again I'm trying not to :cry: And played GOW2 for a while, then got changed and showered and stuff and had lunch. Then I played runescape (oh yeah) and went to a friends house. Highlight of it was watching Hancock, oh well we had fun.

 

 

 

Had dinner and btw that Reggae Reggae sauce stuff from the guy who did Dragon's Den is fab! I had the ketchup and it's great.

Best Rubik's cube time solve: 27.81 seconds.

Completed Facebook Tetris Marathon (670k score)

2000+ total with 5 99's, fletching, cooking, attack, thieving and firemaking

Ok today I woke up late..again I'm trying not to :cry:

 

Better than what happening to me, I'm waking up at like 7 every day when I try to sleep in but I can't get back to sleep. -.- At least school starts soon so I'll be more used to waking up early.

 

Finished a new mix today, I also just set up a Myspace so I have a reliable place to put my mixes.

 

http://myspace.com/distodisco

 

[edit] Oh yeah, I'd never posted a pic...

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Finished a new mix today, I also just set up a Myspace so I have a reliable place to put my mixes.

 

http://myspace.com/distodisco

 

[edit] Oh yeah, I'd never posted a pic...

 

That's you?! Dude, awesome hair. :lol:

 

I went grocery shopping with my mom yesterday and two girls in a car stopped and yelled that I had really nice hair. :thumbup:

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Finished a new mix today, I also just set up a Myspace so I have a reliable place to put my mixes.

 

http://myspace.com/distodisco

 

[edit] Oh yeah, I'd never posted a pic...

 

Holy [bleep]ing [cabbage] you're hair is amazing. I wish I had an awesome fro like that.

By the way, your song is really good too. Nice interlude/bridge thing and I really like the part that starts at 3:16 Only criticism is that for some reason the feel of the song is kinda drab and seems a bit dull for the first couple minutes.

 

I didn't expect him to look like that or make good music. I'm intrigued!

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

I didn't expect him to look like that or make good music. I'm intrigued!

 

His avatar was a little misleading... :-k

 

Speaking of facebooking and tifers being good with girls, my girlfriend and I finally decided to change our relationship statuses on facebook today. :thumbup:

 

It bugs me now that relationships aren't consider "official" unless it's on Facebook now and days. :?

 

I understand what you mean, but it's not like it's like that for us. It's just that people start annoying rumors and speculating if you don't say "fine damn it, I'm in a relationship."

 

I can understand your point, as several of my friends have gone through that ordeal.

Same for you Lent, I imagined you differently.

 

istp, thanks for the ideas. No one gives me any.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

This is hilarious. Apparently sometime today the bassist of my cover band decided our name is going to be Muse. The list of the bands playing at the festival was posted today on facebook, and now there are a bunch of people commenting "omfg muse is gonna b there?!??!?!" :lol:

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This is hilarious. Apparently sometime today the bassist of my cover band decided our name is going to be Muse. The list of the bands playing at the festival was posted today on facebook, and now there are a bunch of people commenting "omfg muse is gonna b there?!??!?!" :lol:

 

Inb4 rotten tomatoes?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

This is hilarious. Apparently sometime today the bassist of my cover band decided our name is going to be Muse. The list of the bands playing at the festival was posted today on facebook, and now there are a bunch of people commenting "omfg muse is gonna b there?!??!?!" :lol:

 

Well, you might have a big audience?

 

This is hilarious. Apparently sometime today the bassist of my cover band decided our name is going to be Muse. The list of the bands playing at the festival was posted today on facebook, and now there are a bunch of people commenting "omfg muse is gonna b there?!??!?!" :lol:

 

Inb4 rotten tomatoes?

 

Most likely :( I can imagine it'll go something like

 

 

 

Rangeor: "Man, this is my first gig... I'm kinda nervous, but I'm sure it'll go well! Just move with the music, man..."

 

*gets on stage*

 

Crowd: "What the hell, you aren't Muse!"

 

Crowd: "Douchebags -.-"

 

*half the crowd leaves*

 

Rangeor: :cry:

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Yeah, I really suggest you change your band name and contact the people who are hosting it on fb.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Yeah, I really suggest you change your band name and contact the people who are hosting it on fb.

 

 

 

Or learn all of Muse's songs, get some plastic surgery and have your singer learn to mimic voices.

Finished a new mix today, I also just set up a Myspace so I have a reliable place to put my mixes.

 

http://myspace.com/distodisco

 

[edit] Oh yeah, I'd never posted a pic...

 

All the tipiters should create myspaces, and have like a tip.it only network. =P~

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Finished a new mix today, I also just set up a Myspace so I have a reliable place to put my mixes.

 

http://myspace.com/distodisco

 

[edit] Oh yeah, I'd never posted a pic...

 

All the tipiters should create myspaces, and have like a tip.it only network. =P~

 

 

 

oooh, someone care to make a TIF network? :o

 

I already have a myspace :D

Finished a new mix today, I also just set up a Myspace so I have a reliable place to put my mixes.

 

http://myspace.com/distodisco

 

[edit] Oh yeah, I'd never posted a pic...

 

Looking good. :thumbup:

Finished a new mix today, I also just set up a Myspace so I have a reliable place to put my mixes.

 

http://myspace.com/distodisco

 

[edit] Oh yeah, I'd never posted a pic...

 

All the tipiters should create myspaces, and have like a tip.it only network. =P~

 

 

 

oooh, someone care to make a TIF network? :o

 

I already have a myspace :D

 

I guess I could, should we?

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!

If you could pull it off, that would be cool...

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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Eww nobody uses Myspace anymore.

 

 

 

Speaking of social networking - Facebook finally deleted the account that had been made by a [puncture] from my college. My 'delete it or I'll get angry' email worked, though I got the feeling they were a bit pissed off I emailed them rather than just using the report function (I DID AND NOTHING HAPPENED) in their reply. :lol: Oh well.

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I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator].

Eww nobody uses Myspace anymore.

 

 

 

Speaking of social networking - Facebook finally deleted the account that had been made by a [puncture] from my college. My 'delete it or I'll get angry' email worked, though I got the feeling they were a bit pissed off I emailed them rather than just using the report function (I DID AND NOTHING HAPPENED) in their reply. :lol: Oh well.

 

What was the page about?

 

 

 

We had a smililar thing, a page which said our Deputy Principal was gay (nobody likes him, seriously), which had so many members.. Our school had to get the page down, which was pretty funny.

 

 

 

And because its the today thread, I did nothing of significance today. Happened to be a day where many dodgy, awkward jokes were constantly being made by me and my mates... As is usual on a Tuesday.

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