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Oh lovely, talking to a friend, she suddenly snaps out of no where and says "at least im not some loser who cant even get a girl and still lives with his parents"

 

 

...Low blow to the belt, Im going to bed -.-

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Having sneezing fits right now. At the moment, I have no idea what the hell is going on with my body.

Also at Furah, at least you came out with no injuries.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

I just noticed something, seems ever since you started working out about 2 years ago Fast, you've turned into this magical Alpha guy who seems to have sex more then any human I know. (minus nyphos and porn actors).

You know, if he falls from that pedestal he just might die on impact...

Decided I'm gunna start taking up Digital Artwork again and work on a portfolio for something to keep me occupied until things settle properly in my life. (Plus I wont be hitting the gym until I move out for personal reasons)

Props on that, good idea. What kind of art do you work on?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Free food and dirt cheap drinks at some student engineering event, which ended up to be mostly free because people kept giving me drink tickets, plus more at the after party.

 

Messy messy night. I remember being hit on by a fat girl, arm around me and cleavage showing and all, going behind the bar to serve and the people there seemed to think I was meant to be there, trying to leave with cans, dumping them in the bouncers hands when he said I couldnt leave with them, taking them back and going out the back with them to head to the after party, trying to longboard, and not much after that.

Had a pretty damn boring week. I'm in Egypt right now, which is way less fun than it sounds since I'm here to visit family. Not too many family visits though, so so far I've just been sitting at home all day with absolutely nothing to do. On the bright side, I bought a oud today, a stringed instrument. But on the not-so bright side of that, I have no idea how to properly tune, string or play that at the moment.

 

So, to recap, bored.

I have a weeks holiday, mid semester break. Gotta finish of a 3000 word essay today, then I have to find a new car. NEED NEW CAR.

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I just noticed something, seems ever since you started working out about 2 years ago Fast, you've turned into this magical Alpha guy who seems to have sex more then any human I know. (minus nyphos and porn actors).

You know, if he falls from that pedestal he just might die on impact...

Decided I'm gunna start taking up Digital Artwork again and work on a portfolio for something to keep me occupied until things settle properly in my life. (Plus I wont be hitting the gym until I move out for personal reasons)

Props on that, good idea. What kind of art do you work on?

Into Abstract but I wanna get into photo manipulation also.

Popoto.~<3

I just noticed something, seems ever since you started working out about 2 years ago Fast, you've turned into this magical Alpha guy who seems to have sex more then any human I know. (minus nyphos and porn actors).

You know, if he falls from that pedestal he just might die on impact...

Yea man, all I said was that cooking bacon earned you brownie points with women, relax.

 

Today I got HAMMED at noon with my classmates after our final exam then came home and napped for 5 hours, going out now that the Habs have lost like a bunch of morons I'm so glad I didn't stay at the bar for the game.

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I just noticed something, seems ever since you started working out about 2 years ago Fast, you've turned into this magical Alpha guy who seems to have sex more then any human I know. (minus nyphos and porn actors).

You know, if he falls from that pedestal he just might die on impact...

Decided I'm gunna start taking up Digital Artwork again and work on a portfolio for something to keep me occupied until things settle properly in my life. (Plus I wont be hitting the gym until I move out for personal reasons)

Props on that, good idea. What kind of art do you work on?

Into Abstract but I wanna get into photo manipulation also.

 

Should go to the Gallery some. It needs more people posting anyways.

 

/shameless_plug

it's still yesterday, but i don't plan on sleeping for the next 21 hours as I've just woken up from a 6 hour nap. Which is more sleep then I would have gotten had I went to bed like a normal person. I have 9 hours to write 9 pages.

 

Challenge accepted.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Playing Football Manager is dangerous.

I need to go to the bed, it's early morning (06.00).

 

Good night.

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

Back from camping and [cabbage]. I know you all missed me. But I'm [bleep]ing tired, didn't get very much sleep the past two nights.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

Went to my grandparent's house fo rmy grandma's birthday, left early for a friend's birthday party.

 

Got drunk twice in a 3 hour span, came back home early 'cause I didn't feel like going to the concert most of them were going, realized I forgot my backpack at my friend's house halfway to my home, and now it's 2:10 am and I'm listening to the Bee Gees.

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I just noticed something, seems ever since you started working out about 2 years ago Fast, you've turned into this magical Alpha guy who seems to have sex more then any human I know. (minus nyphos and porn actors).

You know, if he falls from that pedestal he just might die on impact...

Decided I'm gunna start taking up Digital Artwork again and work on a portfolio for something to keep me occupied until things settle properly in my life. (Plus I wont be hitting the gym until I move out for personal reasons)

Props on that, good idea. What kind of art do you work on?

Into Abstract but I wanna get into photo manipulation also.

 

Should go to the Gallery some. It needs more people posting anyways.

 

/shameless_plug

 

I have to first learn how to use CS5 and all that first, never said I was good ;)

 

@Fast....sooo does that mean you ate alot of ham or did you mean HAMM(ER)ED?

Popoto.~<3

Easter weekend, finally finished some of my work. Still have a fair amount to do though while on holiday. Looking foward to time and a half on Sunday :shades:

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DUCK I'M DUCNK AS WEL.. wooops caps. Have a nice nights everyone.

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Didn't do a lot but played around with Photoshop a bit.

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Well I was planning on going to the hospital today, but I decided not to since im feeling a lot better.

Why? Well, turns out I have a spider bite on my upper cheek. So I thought that was the main reason for this sickness. At this point it was Tuesday. But eventually the scar/scab started healing up and I started healing up. The bite could be the cause of this illness, sickness, but whatever it is, it's going away now. I was pretty scared there for bit, when I did realize it was a spider bite.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Yesterday I went longboarding. Not too flash at it but i.managed a couple slides. Today theres a beach trip organised and im gonna be pissed if it rains..

DUCK I'M DUCNK AS WEL.. wooops caps. Have a nice nights everyone.

And you're moderating us?

@Fast: I'm not criticizing you or anything, sorry if it came across that way.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

In a way I'm glad I'm not going home for the week easter holiday, although I missed a great party with friends who I havn't seen in quite a while now.

A lot of people here went home which is kinda suprising.

 

Got so much study/assignments to do. But thats all good I'm a fairly motivated person. And the physics test doesn't include waves and simple harmonic motion which I'm happy about... I don't even understand it (our lecturer doesn't explain things at all...).

Doomy edit: I like sheep

Might be going to prom after all?

 

what a strange and expensive turn of events.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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