Dizzle229 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I need someone to help me get my self esteem up. This is a call for help. help. Get in a fight with a teddy bear. Then work your way up (if you win). What does he do if he loses? Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I need someone to help me get my self esteem up. This is a call for help. help. Get in a fight with a teddy bear. Then work your way up (if you win). What does he do if he loses? He can: A: Crawl in a corner and cry B: Light the bear on fire C: Fall while trying to burn the bear in a corner, ironically catching himself on fire and falling on a shop razor blade. D: Just choose C On a more non-spam note: My true gender is: [hide=]Check back after a commercial break[/hide] I hate cats. I shoot at them with my paintball gone and 20 gauge. All they do is barf and piss on everything. [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I need someone to help me get my self esteem up. This is a call for help. help. Get in a fight with a teddy bear. Then work your way up (if you win). What does he do if he loses? He can: A: Crawl in a corner and cry B: Light the bear on fire C: Fall while trying to burn the bear in a corner, ironically catching himself on fire and falling on a shop razor blade. D: Just choose C On a more non-spam note: My true gender is: [hide=]Check back after a commercial break[/hide] I hate cats. I shoot at them with my paintball gone and 20 gauge. All they do is barf and piss on everything. Fixed Also "C" wouldn't be irony. Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoi_Tu Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 My teddybear escaped 3 years ago and robbed a walmart. You should have made him into a lamp while you had the chance. Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Months ago at around July some dumb classmate of mine overheard me and my friends' conversation wrongly and spreaded it to the whole class (It was about me liking some girl, my classmate heard the wrong girl's name), needless to say it spread fast and soon everyone was teasing me and her about it. Well thankfully it died down 2 weeks later. Fast forward 5 months later and here we are and I think I have a crush on the girl in the rumour.. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craiglowery Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 This one time pooped in a cocoa pebbles box and lit it on fire and put it on someones door step, but it was a fail because nobody ever answered the door. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Months ago at around July some dumb classmate of mine overheard me and my friends' conversation wrongly and spreaded it to the whole class (It was about me liking some girl, my classmate heard the wrong girl's name), needless to say it spread fast and soon everyone was teasing me and her about it. Well thankfully it died down 2 weeks later. Fast forward 5 months later and here we are and I think I have a crush on the girl in the rumour.. Just another reason I avoid rumours like the plague. They've been spread about me, and to put it simply it wasn't fun. Don't spread them. Don't get involved. Don't even take them seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 always wanted to do military unarmed combat training, just so I can embarrass this one guy as he thinks he is really cool and strong compared to me -.- Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 always wanted to do military unarmed combat training, just so I can embarrass this one guy as he thinks he is really cool and strong compared to me -.- Lol everyone does that tbh. I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 always wanted to do military unarmed combat training, just so I can embarrass this one guy as he thinks he is really cool and strong compared to me -.- Lol everyone does that tbh. might try armed combat training too, he thinks he is a god of knife fights #-o :roll: :wall: Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I hate cats. I shoot at them with my paintball gone and 20 gauge. All they do is barf and piss on everything. You suck. :thumbdown: Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 My dog bit a strangers hand. Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 ^Exactly. Just as good. [Edit] Oh wow I didn't see that Thundercats post. I'm talking about Pureprayer's post. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I like making chains of rumors and having to end them. Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbydog95 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 I hate cats. I shoot at them with my paintball gone and 20 gauge. All they do is barf and piss on everything. You suck. :thumbdown: Cats do everything dogs do except they [cabbage] in a little box. You clearly have never seen that old Thundercats show. Clearly you have never seen TMNT or Powerangers. You need to keep up wit da chill bro. I dont prefer cats but what the [cabbage] is your problem... PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 I hate people who write in small text all of the time. Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Well there aren't mass breeds of stray dogs in my neighborhood, but this guy feeds like 20+ cats in his backyard and they wander around so it pisses me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 [hide=] I hate cats. I shoot at them with my paintball gone and 20 gauge. All they do is barf and piss on everything. You suck. :thumbdown: Cats do everything dogs do except they [cabbage] in a little box. You clearly have never seen that old Thundercats show. Clearly you have never seen TMNT or Powerangers. You need to keep up wit da chill bro.[/hide] I dont prefer cats but what the [cabbage] is your problem... adhd Lol, you guys really think I kill cats with a 20 gauge? I actually use a 12 gauge or a 30 ot 6 with tracers.... More fun that way.. jk.. I don't kill cats. Besides, that is what dogs are for.(to kill cats) [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodredsword Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 I need someone to help me get my self esteem up. This is a call for help. help. Get in a fight with a teddy bear. Then work your way up (if you win). What does he do if he loses? Die? :twss: Listen to the mighty words of Bloodredsword. Tip it MGC Xbox live leader board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGunitfan10 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 [hide=Uhm, not exactly pureprayer] I hate cats. I shoot at them with my paintball gone and 20 gauge. All they do is barf and piss on everything. You suck. :thumbdown: Cats do everything dogs do except they [cabbage] in a little box. Well, no. Dogs actually come when you call them and my cat goes [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I need someone to help me get my self esteem up. This is a call for help. help. Get in a fight with a teddy bear. Then work your way up (if you win). What does he do if he loses? He can: A: Crawl in a corner and cry B: Light the bear on fire C: Fall while trying to burn the bear in a corner, ironically catching himself on fire and falling on a shop razor blade. D: Just choose C What happens if he chooses D? Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 [hide=]I need someone to help me get my self esteem up. This is a call for help. help. Get in a fight with a teddy bear. Then work your way up (if you win). What does he do if he loses? He can: A: Crawl in a corner and cry B: Light the bear on fire C: Fall while trying to burn the bear in a corner, ironically catching himself on fire and falling on a shop razor blade. D: Just choose C What happens if he chooses D?[/hide] Guess he falls on a razor I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drazhor Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Hmm...Does being a devious,jealous, and shallow [cabbage] count as a confession? Or how about being a [cabage]? ;) Visit my blog! Click the madness for more madness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yanksrule Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 oh dear... where to begin. stole 20 dollars from my cousin when 20 dollars was worth something (she was 14 years old in 05). i pretend to be a maverick/leader or signature of intelligence when really i'm exactly the same as every one else. my morals contradict each other. my eyes tend to look at the girl who has a low cut blouse. even if it's the girl i'm talking too :thumbup: i pretend to be very busy so that people will be reluctant to ask me to do things when really i'm begging for things to do. i hate conforming, social clicks, unavoidable society flaws, ignorance, and being too modest. nice guys finish last :) Wow, watching this thread is better than pro wrestling! =D>This thread is probably better than pro wrestling because the fights here are real (And the boobs). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 nice guys finish last :) Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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