Saru Inc Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I am a chronic masturbator You know that slows down growth, right? Also causes hair loss, and eye floaters. Both of which I now have at 16. And causes sterility. :roll: Good grief guys, masturbation is healthy for you. I only do it like twice a week, should prolly do it more often I guess. Regret: Made a your mom joke, only to find out the persons mom died last month :( was awkward.... I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Secret/confession: not really sure which; but I have a stalker. I hate him but I can't escape him. It's recently got worse and I genuinely don't know how to deal with it. I've asked him to back off and he hasn't. I don't want to hurt his feelings but I can't stop him coming up to me every day. I've told a few teachers that keep us apart, but he tried to follow me home today. The worst part is, I'm scared instead of outraged.If it gets too bad, there's always a court order. My friend had to get one because this gay guy kept stalking him. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Ross, unless you do it like 4 times a day ... it's perfectly normal. I read somewhere 2 times a week is the average for a 15 year old. Though that presents the barrier of finding out how they got those statistics :lol: Anyway: Confession: The most exciting that's happened to me this week is my mom bringing home a selection of cakes. My favourite was the blueberry cheescake. Mmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andufusthebronze Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Secret/confession: not really sure which; but I have a stalker. I hate him but I can't escape him. It's recently got worse and I genuinely don't know how to deal with it. I've asked him to back off and he hasn't. I don't want to hurt his feelings but I can't stop him coming up to me every day. I've told a few teachers that keep us apart, but he tried to follow me home today. The worst part is, I'm scared instead of outraged.If it gets too bad, there's always a court order. My friend had to get one because this gay guy kept stalking him. Yeah, I've considered it. He attempted to confront me today by following me half of the way home. He said we needed to talk and I said I didn't want to, he asked why and I explained that he had a way of making me feel very uncomfortable. He said that he'd try to stop and I said it wasn't the first time we'd talked about it and he said SO THATS IT THEN and stormed off. I didn't intend to hurt his feelings, but he has to get the message somehow. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Ross, unless you do it like 4 times a day ... it's perfectly normal. I read somewhere 2 times a week is the average for a 15 year old. Though that presents the barrier of finding out how they got those statistics :lol: Anyway: Confession: The most exciting that's happened to me this week is my mom bringing home a selection of cakes. My favourite was the blueberry cheescake. Mmmmmm. How is that a confession? Just curious. Cheesecake ftw <3 Regrets: I postponed reading my last psych chapter, and it turns out the schedule was wrong, and we have our finals on Monday. If I had started reading when I planned too I woulda been plenty prepared. Oh welllll. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gago Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Regret: I have a chemistry colloquium(test, exam,...) tomorrow and i haven't studied yet. It's quite an importat thing, because if i manage to get 56%+ average from 4 tests(this is the 3rd one) i only have the oral exam in february. I think i'll go study for an hour now and a couple of hours in the morning and see if that's enough for at least about 50%. :) "Happines only real when shared." [hide=Stats]----------------------------------------------------------------------------[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 A couple of times I've typed out a confession to post on here but then deleted it instead.I don't know why I'm so hesitant to post things on TIF >_> ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I have trouble with any sort of commitment. I like/unlike something on facebook almost as much as I delete my statuses after 20 seconds :/ YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 A couple of times I've typed out a confession to post on here but then deleted it instead.I don't know why I'm so hesitant to post things on TIF >_> Well, I for one have a real life friend who told me that she is going to lurk on TIF, so.... Oh well.... The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I have trouble with any sort of commitment. I like/unlike something on facebook almost as much as I delete my statuses after 20 seconds :/You're scared of other's opinions. And that's understandable. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 A couple of times I've typed out a confession to post on here but then deleted it instead.I don't know why I'm so hesitant to post things on TIF >_> Well, it's your personal information, and there are idiots that like to lurk. I wouldn't do it or recommend it. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Secret/confession: not really sure which; but I have a stalker. I hate him but I can't escape him. It's recently got worse and I genuinely don't know how to deal with it. I've asked him to back off and he hasn't. I don't want to hurt his feelings but I can't stop him coming up to me every day. I've told a few teachers that keep us apart, but he tried to follow me home today. The worst part is, I'm scared instead of outraged.If it gets too bad, there's always a court order. My friend had to get one because this gay guy kept stalking him. Yeah, I've considered it. He attempted to confront me today by following me half of the way home. He said we needed to talk and I said I didn't want to, he asked why and I explained that he had a way of making me feel very uncomfortable. He said that he'd try to stop and I said it wasn't the first time we'd talked about it and he said SO THATS IT THEN and stormed off. I didn't intend to hurt his feelings, but he has to get the message somehow. :?Maybe, next time you see him in a rather public location, or one where you feel safe, then ask him what it is. Maybe after then he'll leave you alone? Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonnieColeman Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I killed a man before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I killed a man before.Was his name Awesomed00d27 or something along those lines? YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbydog95 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Something i am very ashamed of...... I still havnt kissed a girl....:oops: I have dated a few of them but never kissed them....although ive done alot of other things...There is this hot junior girl that seems interested in me though :pray: PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbydog95 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Something i am very ashamed of...... I still havnt kissed a girl....:oops: I have dated a few of them but never kissed them....although ive done alot of other things...There is this hot junior girl that seems interested in me though :pray: :roll: What does that mean :blink: PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I'm rolling my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Dark Lord Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Something i am very ashamed of...... I still havnt kissed a girl....:oops: I have dated a few of them but never kissed them....although ive done alot of other things...There is this hot junior girl that seems interested in me though :pray: :roll: What does that mean :blink: He's calling you a loser. No, really, he's being sarcastic because you're freaking out over something that doesn't really matter that much. It's not like you're going to kiss a girl and become married and then bark an order at her like "Go fix me a sammich, wench!" Don't look too far ahead in your future and place expectations on yourself. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbydog95 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Something i am very ashamed of...... I still havnt kissed a girl....:oops: I have dated a few of them but never kissed them....although ive done alot of other things...There is this hot junior girl that seems interested in me though :pray: :roll: What does that mean :blink: He's calling you a loser. No, really, he's being sarcastic because you're freaking out over something that doesn't really matter that much. It's not like you're going to kiss a girl and become married and then bark an order at her like "Go fix me a sammich, wench!" Don't look too far ahead in your future and place expectations on yourself.Well first of i would never do that to my wife and im not freaking out it just annoyes me... PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Something i am very ashamed of...... I still havnt kissed a girl....:oops: I have dated a few of them but never kissed them....although ive done alot of other things...There is this hot junior girl that seems interested in me though :pray: :roll: What does that mean :blink: He's calling you a loser. No, really, he's being sarcastic because you're freaking out over something that doesn't really matter that much. It's not like you're going to kiss a girl and become married and then bark an order at her like "Go fix me a sammich, wench!" Don't look too far ahead in your future and place expectations on yourself.Well first of i would never do that to my wife and im not freaking out it just annoyes me... I'm 16 and I've never dated or kissed a boy. And I don't even care. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I'm 16 and I've never dated or kissed a boy. And I don't even care.This. NO BOY EVEN WANTS TO KISS ME :cry: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Something i am very ashamed of...... I still havnt kissed a girl....:oops: I have dated a few of them but never kissed them....although ive done alot of other things...There is this hot junior girl that seems interested in me though :pray: :roll: What does that mean :blink: He's calling you a loser. No, really, he's being sarcastic because you're freaking out over something that doesn't really matter that much. It's not like you're going to kiss a girl and become married and then bark an order at her like "Go fix me a sammich, wench!" Don't look too far ahead in your future and place expectations on yourself.Well first of i would never do that to my wife and im not freaking out it just annoyes me... I'm 16 and I've never dated or kissed a boy. And I don't even care.It's not that big of a deal, but I personally enjoy dating a lot. It'll all happen in time, don't worry about it. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripsis Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I actually like a few songs by nickelback.Is that a bad thing? If so, I guess I should "confess" that I love Nickelback. Though it was never exactly a secret. - 99 fletching | 99 thieving | 99 construction | 99 herblore | 99 smithing | 99 woodcutting - - 99 runecrafting - 99 prayer - 125 combat - 95 farming - - Blog - DeviantART - Book Reviews & Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gago Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 (I liked Nickelback in the old days, especially "Too Bad") At home, i usually hang out with "kids" younger than me, as i like "playing idiot" with them sometimes... It's actually much more interesting to talk to them too. "Happines only real when shared." [hide=Stats]----------------------------------------------------------------------------[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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