Reveal Confessions, Secrets & Regrets...

[Lenticular_J]

The only beef I have with jeans is that the pockets suck. I like to keep things in my pockets, and when need be, take them out. Jeans do not allow this. Jeans say "[bleep] your phone, you can stand up to take it out of your pocket." Slacks say "Here, we're made of the most beautiful fabrics ever which feels absolutely great all over. We also fit well and look amazing! Would you like a sandwich with your great pocket room?"

[The Dark Lord]

The only beef I have with jeans is that the pockets suck. I like to keep things in my pockets, and when need be, take them out. Jeans do not allow this. Jeans say "[bleep] your phone, you can stand up to take it out of your pocket." Slacks say "Here, we're made of the most beautiful fabrics ever which feels absolutely great all over. We also fit well and look amazing! Would you like a sandwich with your great pocket room?"

 

Unless you're wearing tight, girl jeans, you should be able to have a cellphone in your pants pocket. :mellow:

[Napalm]

The only beef I have with jeans is that the pockets suck. I like to keep things in my pockets, and when need be, take them out. Jeans do not allow this. Jeans say "[bleep] your phone, you can stand up to take it out of your pocket." Slacks say "Here, we're made of the most beautiful fabrics ever which feels absolutely great all over. We also fit well and look amazing! Would you like a sandwich with your great pocket room?"

 

Unless you're wearing tight, girl jeans, you should be able to have a cellphone in your pants pocket. :mellow:

 

I think he meant taking the phone out of the pockets ;)

 

While on topic, I use jeans all the time, unless I'm doing exercise.

[Abc1230]

Wrong topic? :P

[Omar]

I wear slacks so [bleep] all ya'll.

All the time? :|

You can wear some formal stuff, but you should mix it in with a little bit of casual too. For example, black derby shoes, slim/straight jeans, button up shirt, biker jacket/blazer.

 

@abc: I consider Lent's post a confession. :P

[Lenticular_J]

Everyone was talking about pants. I started talking about pants.

 

But I wear slacks a lot. I do semi-casual a lot (would semi-formal be better? eh..). I just don't like jeans that much. I still wear them, I just don't like them. I feel like they don't fit as well, either.

[Napalm]

I've found lately I've been compulsively stealing things from WalMart o_o

Like what?

Candy, food, other junk. Took an Xbox 360 headset the other day, it was just sitting there begging to be stolen. It's like I see things and just feel the urge to take them, even when I know I don't even want them. I stole a damn chocolate bar, I'm allergic to milk -.-

klep·to·ma·ni·a (klpt-mn-, -mny)

n.

An obsessive impulse to steal regardless of economic need.

 

You should try to control yourself before you get caught...

[Omar]

Everyone was talking about pants. I started talking about pants.

 

But I wear slacks a lot. I do semi-casual a lot (would semi-formal be better? eh..). I just don't like jeans that much. I still wear them, I just don't like them. I feel like they don't fit as well, either.

The first time I wore skinny jeans, they felt odd. Now I can't stand wearing anything loose. Including PJs. I guess it's jsut a matter of getting used to it.

[Guest Mrmegakirby]

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[Jacks0n]

I eat mayonnaise out of the jar.

[ElkNight]

That is [bleep]ing gross.

[Flyingjj]

I've found lately I've been compulsively stealing things from WalMart o_o

Like what?

Candy, food, other junk. Took an Xbox 360 headset the other day, it was just sitting there begging to be stolen. It's like I see things and just feel the urge to take them, even when I know I don't even want them. I stole a damn chocolate bar, I'm allergic to milk -.-

klep·to·ma·ni·a (klpt-mn-, -mny)

n.

An obsessive impulse to steal regardless of economic need.

 

You should try to control yourself before you get caught...

That's the problem. I'm good at it.

Regardless of how good you are, you will eventually get caught. In fact they might actually know you're stealing stuff already and are just watching you to be able to prove it.

I'm quite sure I'd make a good thief, as I definitely have the eye for it, but I also know the odds of me slipping up at some point are very high. Plus I don't actually need any of the stuff. But it's good to feel safety in the fact that if I were ever homeless I could steal food if I needed to. At that point if I got caught, I could always look on the brightside of things and say that I at least have food and shelter now.

[stonewall337]

I've found lately I've been compulsively stealing things from WalMart o_o

Like what?

Candy, food, other junk. Took an Xbox 360 headset the other day, it was just sitting there begging to be stolen. It's like I see things and just feel the urge to take them, even when I know I don't even want them. I stole a damn chocolate bar, I'm allergic to milk -.-

 

Don't blame anyone but yourself.

 

Its called self control.

 

Don't blame this on anything else. You aren't a victim.

[Panzerlord]

I knowingly accepted stolen goods. Gosh, I'm still getting tucked over for it :/

[The Dark Lord]

I've found lately I've been compulsively stealing things from WalMart o_o

Like what?

Candy, food, other junk. Took an Xbox 360 headset the other day, it was just sitting there begging to be stolen. It's like I see things and just feel the urge to take them, even when I know I don't even want them. I stole a damn chocolate bar, I'm allergic to milk -.-

klep·to·ma·ni·a (klpt-mn-, -mny)

n.

An obsessive impulse to steal regardless of economic need.

 

You should try to control yourself before you get caught...

That's the problem. I'm good at it.

 

The best thing you can do is chop your right hand off. If you steal with your left hand, cut that off as well. If you are using your stubs to steal things, saw your arms off (although it may be a little tricky). If you find that you can pick objects up with your feet, chop them off.

 

If you manage to bounce with your torso and steal with your teeth... :unsure:

[Omar]

It's just a flesh wound.

[Maze]

I am really scared of computer viruses, they can fudgeing steal your personal info! I am really paranoid when I surf the net, which probably isn't a bad thing.

[Dupin]

I've found lately I've been compulsively stealing things from WalMart o_o

Like what?

Candy, food, other junk. Took an Xbox 360 headset the other day, it was just sitting there begging to be stolen. It's like I see things and just feel the urge to take them, even when I know I don't even want them. I stole a damn chocolate bar, I'm allergic to milk -.-

klep·to·ma·ni·a (klpt-mn-, -mny)

n.

An obsessive impulse to steal regardless of economic need.

 

You should try to control yourself before you get caught...

That's the problem. I'm good at it.

 

The best thing you can do is chop your right hand off. If you steal with your left hand, cut that off as well. If you are using your stubs to steal things, saw your arms off (although it may be a little tricky). If you find that you can pick objects up with your feet, chop them off.

 

If you manage to bounce with your torso and steal with your teeth... :unsure:

 

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

 

Seriously man, don't listen to these fools. Someday, you will need your ninja skills and you will realize that all the stealing you did is paying off. Also, it's been proven that small amounts of money at a time as opposed to one large sum adds up to more. Also, if you are real pro you can sell the stuff you don't need. I'm sure there are fools on the street who will buy that chocolate for like 5 bucks.

 

 

I would like to confess that I have forgotten my original confession. I'll be bach.

[Guest Mrmegakirby]

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[Maze]

Im on vista, and have no anti virus software. Suicide, amirite?

urrite

[Furah]

Confession #3: I HATE jeans. Can't stand wearing them. I'll wear them once in a while (maybe once a month, MAYBE), but still. I usually wear "swish" pants or shorts. Or those silky feeling sports pants. Jeans just feel too constricting to me, and I find swish pants are warmer than jeans, because the outside layer stops the cold, and my body heat fills the void in between the inner layer and outer. :thumbup:

 

Although I did get some sweat pants that have a jeans pattern on them for christmas... not wearing them though >.>

I only don't wear jeans often due to the heat here. :-(

[RSBDavid]

Jeans give me unpleasant feelings in certain areas of which I will not mention.

[Omar]

I've found lately I've been compulsively stealing things from WalMart o_o

Like what?

Candy, food, other junk. Took an Xbox 360 headset the other day, it was just sitting there begging to be stolen. It's like I see things and just feel the urge to take them, even when I know I don't even want them. I stole a damn chocolate bar, I'm allergic to milk -.-

klep·to·ma·ni·a (klpt-mn-, -mny)

n.

An obsessive impulse to steal regardless of economic need.

 

You should try to control yourself before you get caught...

That's the problem. I'm good at it.

 

The best thing you can do is chop your right hand off. If you steal with your left hand, cut that off as well. If you are using your stubs to steal things, saw your arms off (although it may be a little tricky). If you find that you can pick objects up with your feet, chop them off.

 

If you manage to bounce with your torso and steal with your teeth... :unsure:

 

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

 

Seriously man, don't listen to these fools. Someday, you will need your ninja skills and you will realize that all the stealing you did is paying off. Also, it's been proven that small amounts of money at a time as opposed to one large sum adds up to more. Also, if you are real pro you can sell the stuff you don't need. I'm sure there are fools on the street who will buy that chocolate for like 5 bucks.

 

 

I would like to confess that I have forgotten my original confession. I'll be bach.

I think you forgot that theft is illegal and morally wrong too.

[Lenin64]

I think you forgot that theft is illegal and morally wrong too.

I think you forgot that nobody cares about morals.

[Dizzle229]

I think you forgot that theft is illegal and morally wrong too.

I think you forgot that nobody cares about morals.

 

Set a good example. Punt a baby.