Skull Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 If you just enjoy stealing, steal from your friends and then give it back when they notice. Or if they don't notice, give it back when they try to leave or something. That's better because your friends won't sue you and it will get progressively more difficult because they'll be expecting it. Then once you've mastered the art of theft, contact me and we'll set up a team of eleven specialists and rob a casino. :unsure: [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 ^On that note, I always mishear the name of History channel's 'Pawn Stars' when it is advertised. In a few months I'll be a 17 year old with a 14 year old girlfriend. Which means if we're still together in a year, I'll be a pedophile. And that won't change for 3 years. ...Yeah.... I'm a 15 year old with an 18 year old [bleep] buddy. Huzzah!I thought you were a virgin...? In my mind, you just went from 15 year old to 11 year old virgin to 15 year old with an 18 year old [bleep] buddy. I don't even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Wait until I bring up the 13 toes ... catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Wait until I bring up the 13 toes ...Are your toes virgins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Wait until I bring up the 13 toes ...Are your toes virgins? Probably only 7 of them, or something like that. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Wait until I bring up the 13 toes ...Are your toes virgins? Probably only 7 of them, or something like that. Doesn't the average person have around, oh like, I dunno' 10 toes ? Am I missing something here ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Wait until I bring up the 13 toes ...Are your toes virgins? Probably only 7 of them, or something like that. Doesn't the average person have around, oh like, I dunno' 10 toes ? Am I missing something here ? Yes. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 HAHAHA omg this page made me literally burst out laughing. Thanks guys, I needed that :D Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I'm not at all attracted to dark-skinned people, and might be more attracted to Asians than Whites, but am afraid to date an Asian person because of the racial differences. And yes, I am definitely aware of how stupid that is >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I'm not at all attracted to dark-skinned people, and might be more attracted to Asians than Whites, but am afraid to date an Asian person because of the racial differences. And yes, I am definitely aware of how stupid that is >.> Ahh the racial differences thing. The next generation of people probably won't have to deal with that as much, their parents(us), won't be racist. I know, mine are. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I'm not at all attracted to dark-skinned people, and might be more attracted to Asians than WhitesWhy hello there. ;D 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I'm not at all attracted to dark-skinned people, and might be more attracted to Asians than Whites, but am afraid to date an Asian person because of the racial differences. And yes, I am definitely aware of how stupid that is >.> Ahh the racial differences thing. The next generation of people probably won't have to deal with that as much, their parents(us), won't be racist. I know, mine are.It's not a racist thing what you are attracted to. You can't help it. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I'm not at all attracted to dark-skinned people, and might be more attracted to Asians than Whites, but am afraid to date an Asian person because of the racial differences. And yes, I am definitely aware of how stupid that is >.> Ahh the racial differences thing. The next generation of people probably won't have to deal with that as much, their parents(us), won't be racist. I know, mine are.It's not a racist thing what you are attracted to. You can't help it. Well, he said he's afraid to date Asians because of their racial difference. That has nothing to do with attractiveness. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I'm not at all attracted to dark-skinned people, and might be more attracted to Asians than Whites, but am afraid to date an Asian person because of the racial differences. And yes, I am definitely aware of how stupid that is >.> Ahh the racial differences thing. The next generation of people probably won't have to deal with that as much, their parents(us), won't be racist. I know, mine are.It's not a racist thing what you are attracted to. You can't help it. Well, he said he's afraid to date Asians because of their racial difference. That has nothing to do with attractiveness.He's most likely more worried about other people's perceptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I'm not at all attracted to dark-skinned people, and might be more attracted to Asians than WhitesWhy hello there. ;D What's this? Wongtong saying that to rangeor? Men.. We have found our God, his name is rangeor. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 AHEM *points to sig* Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Rangeor is Michael Jackson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Yeah I'm completely aware it's not racist, just what my hormones tell me to think. It's mostly the fact that I dunno if the girl would find it weird, and I guess what other people would think.Rangeor is Michael Jackson?Mhm. I didn't die, I'm hiding Venezuela with Elvis and John Lennon. Lennon's a douche. edit: I mean I'm a zombie! Mixing brains into a banana smoothie is a healthy alternative! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarg1010 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Michael Jackson is a zombie?!@?! THRILLER!@ Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_sunny Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 This freshman at our school two months ago showed me and two friends some weed he had brought to school. A little backstory: the freshman was basically a huge douche, always attempting to outrun us or call us 'fat seniors.' So basically the whole class turned against him and started bullying him (not me, trust me, I'm not the bullying type). Anyway they would always go after him in every single game (always hit him with the dodgeballs first, purposelessly throw hard to catch football passes at him, and tease him to no end when he didn't catch any type of ball). I guess he got a little frustrated and decided he would be the new cool kid in the school if he showed us some weed. He brought it in this ziplock bag, and had quite a few ounces of it. Afterwards one of my friends convinced the other to report him, but I thought they were joking because they were reluctant about it. Well what do you know, I come to school tomorrow morning and hear the freshman was taken in by the school sheriff later yesterday. I couldn't believe my friends had actually reported him. So the kid gets a two month suspension from school. Now its two months later, and apparently he just got back today. So this kid passes me in the hallway, he's got a new haircut and everything, even grew a few inches. He yells the word "[bleep]er" at me and keeps walking, which kind of stunned me. I'm not sure if he thought I reported him or if he's just picking on all three of us. But he yelled it pretty loud and some kids were looking at me like I did something bad. And I'm really not the bad type of kid lol... I make straight A's and am kind to everyone. You know, the non-druggie type of kid. I hope this doesn't continue everyday. I see him like two times during the school day. Oh yea BTW there's a gay confession on like every page of this thread, lol. I've been reading through it starting from the beginning. Up to page 66. By popular demand, this signature is back- however I currently do not have a blog up at the moment and if I did I wouldn't update it. Sorry, the sig links to nowhere :( . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I'm not at all attracted to dark-skinned people, and might be more attracted to Asians than Whites, but am afraid to date an Asian person because of the racial differences. And yes, I am definitely aware of how stupid that is >.> I'm not attracted to dark-skinned people either. I'm also incredibly attracted to Japanese women (only Asiatic group I am attracted to, to be honest), even though I'll most likely end up marrying a white woman. Oh, and it's not stupid or racist because you can't really help it. Don't ever try to force yourself to date someone that you're uncomfortable with because a few idiots will accuse you of racism. EDIT: Most white people wouldn't care if you dated an Asian (especially Japanese) because their skin is pretty fair. If you were dating a black girl, then it might turn a few heads (depending on where you live, and I'm guessing you live in a more closed-minded area). SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 This freshman at our school two months ago showed me and two friends some weed he had brought to school. A little backstory: the freshman was basically a huge douche, always attempting to outrun us or call us 'fat seniors.' So basically the whole class turned against him and started bullying him (not me, trust me, I'm not the bullying type). Anyway they would always go after him in every single game (always hit him with the dodgeballs first, purposelessly throw hard to catch football passes at him, and tease him to no end when he didn't catch any type of ball). I guess he got a little frustrated and decided he would be the new cool kid in the school if he showed us some weed. He brought it in this ziplock bag, and had quite a few ounces of it. Afterwards one of my friends convinced the other to report him, but I thought they were joking because they were reluctant about it. Well what do you know, I come to school tomorrow morning and hear the freshman was taken in by the school sheriff later yesterday. I couldn't believe my friends had actually reported him. So the kid gets a two month suspension from school. Now its two months later, and apparently he just got back today. So this kid passes me in the hallway, he's got a new haircut and everything, even grew a few inches. He yells the word "[bleep]er" at me and keeps walking, which kind of stunned me. I'm not sure if he thought I reported him or if he's just picking on all three of us. But he yelled it pretty loud and some kids were looking at me like I did something bad. And I'm really not the bad type of kid lol... I make straight A's and am kind to everyone. You know, the non-druggie type of kid. I hope this doesn't continue everyday. I see him like two times during the school day. Oh yea BTW there's a gay confession on like every page of this thread, lol. I've been reading through it starting from the beginning. Up to page 66. Who would actually care about someone having weed in high school ... ? catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Who would actually care about someone having weed in high school ... ? They told on the kid because they hated him, not because they had a problem with him having weed. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Yeah I'm completely aware it's not racist, just what my hormones tell me to think. It's mostly the fact that I dunno if the girl would find it weird, and I guess what other people would think.What, an asian girl dating a white guy? Pftttt, it's acceptable nowadays. I have an asian guy friend who dates a white girl and it's very cute. PLUS maybe other asians are like me; I'm attracted to white guys but I'm not attracted to any asian guys. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Yeah I'm completely aware it's not racist, just what my hormones tell me to think. It's mostly the fact that I dunno if the girl would find it weird, and I guess what other people would think.What, an asian girl dating a white guy? Pftttt, it's acceptable nowadays. I have an asian guy friend who dates a white girl and it's very cute. PLUS maybe other asians are like me; I'm attracted to white guys but I'm not attracted to any asian guys. One of my close friends is like that, she's asian and doesn't like asian guys at all. As for me, im into the asians myself, im white with an asian girlfriend. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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