Twilight.

[Harakiri]

I put my picture of Edward in a box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I put a piece of underwear in my box, then put some cumin (for obvious reasons) in the box. Instead of string I used pubes to tie the box. Instead of "love" I wrote "Would do him" on the paper. I added salt, a kidney stone, and then my secret item was a small, wallet sized picture from Tomb Raider of Angelina Jolie.

 

 

 

I didn't put it under my bed, because that's where I put all my other boxes with pictures of Brad Pitt and George Clooney and Richard Nixon. I instead did this all in a box of trojan condoms because I have no room and it would be pretty inconspicuous to keep all this stuff in a box of condoms.

 

 

 

Thank you Jessica and unknown fangirl who will commit suicide when Edward marries Jessica because she added the perfect amount of salt in each box.

 

 

 

http://edwardcullenlovespells.blogspot.com/

 

-Proving there is nothing wrong with hardcore Twilight fans.

[Maze]

 

[hide=]This is a true story that happened to my cousin, Jessica, in Seattle. She has a huge crush on Robert Pattinson and absolutely loves the character of Edward Cullen from the Twilight series. Jessica went to a workshop with her aunt and learned how to make love spells and love charms.

 

She made a Robert Pattinson / Edward Cullen love charm and within two weeks a new guy transferred to her high school and he is almost a Robert Pattinson / Edward Cullen lookalike! Not only that, but he ended up in her English class and was assigned to her essay critique group, which has four students in it. She tells me that they are getting to know each other, but it is a little slow because he is really shy! She says he is very sweet and writes amazing poetry. He hasn't made a lot of friends, but all of the girls like him and, so far, he only talks to Jessica in English class--he doesn't talk to any of the other girls who also totally adore him. She is going to keep me posted on the story!

 

 

 

Here is her Robert Pattinson / Edward Cullen Love Spell (Love Charm):

 

 

 

You can use a small pouch, a small box, or even a small plastic baggie or sandwich bag for this love spell.

 

 

 

1. Find a picture of Robert Pattinson / Edward Cullen on the internet and print it out or find a picture in a magazine and cut it out.

 

 

 

2. Fold the picture until it is very small and then place it in the bag or small box.

 

 

 

3. Cut a tiny piece of material from one of your clothing items--a piece of a shirt or pants or something more intimate (!) and place it in the bag or small box.

 

 

 

4. Take a pinch of one of these kitchen spices: cinnamon or nutmeg or ginger or cumin or sage or rosesmary and add it.

 

 

 

5. Find a piece of blue yarn or blue ribbon or blue string and measure exactly 2 inches and cut it. Make one knot somewhere in the yarn, ribbon, or string and then place it in the bag or small box.

 

 

 

6. Write the word "Love" using any color of ink on a small scrap of white paper. Write it in your best handwriting, fold the paper until it is really small and place it in the bag or small box.

 

 

 

7. Add one pinch of salt .

 

 

 

8. Add a small smooth stone or rock.

 

 

 

9. And last, put in something very tiny from your room. This can be a piece of anything that is special to you in some way. It is important that no one else knows what this item is. Keep it secret.

 

 

 

Now say three times in a quiet voice as you hold your love charm:

 

"I love you, Robert Pattinson / Edward Cullen."

 

 

 

Place the love charm / love spell under your bed or in your closet so that no one will see it. If nothing happens within 4 weeks, take it out and add a fresh pinch of the kitchen spice and repeat "I love you, Robert Pattinson / Edward Cullen" three more times.

 

 

 

Wait and see what happens!

 

 

 

In case you are nervous about this love spell being "magic" or you are a Christian, this love charm / love spell is not witchcraft, but is based on an old folk custom that was performed a long time ago in West Virginia when young women were thinking about choosing a husband. Your great great grandmother may have made a love charm when she fell in love with your great great grandfather!

 

 

 

Good Luck!

 

 

 

Both Jessica and I (and a ton of our friends) love this Twilight fansite: http://welovetwilight.blogspot.com[/hide]

 

 

 

 

One emoticon: #-o

[nerdboyxxx]

I've read all the books in the series.

 

The only book I ACTUALLY liked in the series was the first book.

 

But then I realised I was deluded and the books are absolute [cabbage].

 

She overdescribes everything and the screaming fan girls at school really does put me off the book.

 

2 of my friends have been infected by this fan-girl syndrome. -shudder-

 

They're hyped up about the movie. I might tag along so that I can facepalm/groan at every possible moment.

 

 

 

This represents how stupid the book/movie is:

 

 

 

[hide=Some of Stephenie Meyer's FAQ's]What happens when Bella gets her period?

 

 

 

This has been addressed by Stephenie Meyer. She states that this is "dead blood" and isn't as potent to Edward, though it is a bit uncomfortable for him. He's too much of a gentleman to say anything about it, and she's too embarrassed to ask about it.

 

 

 

Does Bella ingest the venom when she kisses Edward?

 

 

 

Stephenie Meyer has clearly stated that the venom has no effect on the human body unless it gets into the bloodstream. Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward's kisses are fairly chaste; they do not "French" kiss. Edward is extremely careful not to cut Bella with his incredibly sharp teeth or the venom would get into her bloodstream.[/hide]

 

 

 

:wall:

 

 

 

I lolled so hard XD

 

 

 

yeah the books and movies suck bad, they are oriented towards teenage girls so you really have to be a girl to like them, and even then if you even know ANYTHING about writing novels or creative writing in general you'll know the books just suck.

[Harakiri]

I laughed so hard.

[gauper_kid]

Oh no, I saw the trailer for New Moon when I went to see Harry Potter. Just when all the fan girl crap was starting to die down.....

[nerdattack16]

yeah the books and movies suck bad, they are oriented towards teenage girls so you really have to be a girl to like them, and even then if you even know ANYTHING about writing novels or creative writing in general you'll know the books just suck.

 

I am an eighteen-year-old, heterosexual male and a published fantasy writer, and I liked Twilight. The sequels, however... they were pointless. The first book ended perfectly, and Taylor's Law of Unnecessary Sequels proved true yet again.

[Flyingjj]

Oh no, I saw the trailer for New Moon when I went to see Harry Potter. Just when all the fan girl crap was starting to die down.....

 

Ya, I saw it too. Half the theater was cheering and half was booing, then there was this one guy who at the end of the trailer shouts, "Oh my God it's a werewolf!" and everyone starts laughing, myself included. 'Twas quite hilarious.

[Nom]

yeah the books and movies suck bad, they are oriented towards teenage girls so you really have to be a girl to like them, and even then if you even know ANYTHING about writing novels or creative writing in general you'll know the books just suck.

 

I am an eighteen-year-old, heterosexual male and a published fantasy writer, and I liked Twilight. The sequels, however... they were pointless. The first book ended perfectly, and Taylor's Law of Unnecessary Sequels proved true yet again.

 

 

 

Any info on this published work of yours?

 

 

 

I only ask because anyone bringing up the fact that they are published to add credibility to a defense of Twilight . . . throws their credibility into doubt.

[Harakiri]

yeah the books and movies suck bad, they are oriented towards teenage girls so you really have to be a girl to like them, and even then if you even know ANYTHING about writing novels or creative writing in general you'll know the books just suck.

 

I am an eighteen-year-old, heterosexual male and a published fantasy writer, and I liked Twilight. The sequels, however... they were pointless. The first book ended perfectly, and Taylor's Law of Unnecessary Sequels proved true yet again.

 

 

 

Any info on this published work of yours?

 

 

 

I only ask because anyone bringing up the fact that they are published to add credibility to a defense of Twilight . . . throws their credibility into doubt.

 

 

 

:lol: I would have to agree. I don't see what being published has anything to do with Twilight as much as it does showing off...

[nerdattack16]

yeah the books and movies suck bad, they are oriented towards teenage girls so you really have to be a girl to like them, and even then if you even know ANYTHING about writing novels or creative writing in general you'll know the books just suck.

 

I am an eighteen-year-old, heterosexual male and a published fantasy writer, and I liked Twilight. The sequels, however... they were pointless. The first book ended perfectly, and Taylor's Law of Unnecessary Sequels proved true yet again.

 

 

 

Any info on this published work of yours?

 

 

 

I only ask because anyone bringing up the fact that they are published to add credibility to a defense of Twilight . . . throws their credibility into doubt.

 

I'll be honest. It's just our school's literary magazine. Got published into it three years in a row for short stories. But I really only threw that part in there to counteract the statement of:

 

if you even know ANYTHING about writing novels or creative writing in general you'll know the books just suck

 

So I do know a bit about creative writing. :-#

 

 

 

I really wasn't trying to brag, Ratchet. That's not a whole lot to brag about.

[Harakiri]

 

I really wasn't trying to brag, Ratchet. That's not a whole lot to brag about.

 

 

 

I thought you meant you were ACTUALLY published. Yeah, school newspaper isn't too big. I've been published twice in middle school, once for a fantasy story, and the other for a spy story.

 

 

 

LOL, I know a lot about creative writing and I can say that Twilight sucks.

[Tapner]

I had never read the books and didn't really know much about it. I did watch the movie however, after some of the girls in my year were "raving" about it and I did enjoy it.

[ElkNight]

We are all so glad this thread got bumped.

 

(Waits for people to say I bumped it aswell, to bad its already at the very top)

[Tapner]

We are all so glad this thread got bumped.

 

(Waits for people to say I bumped it aswell, to bad its already at the very top)

 

 

 

Sorry.

[RpgGamer]

I had never read the books and didn't really know much about it. I did watch the movie however, after some of the girls in my year were "raving" about it and I did enjoy it.

 

 

 

Now you have to ask yourself. Do you happen to prodominatly enjoy the presence of people of the male gender?

[IeatWindex]

Twilight

[Kiriyama]

The hell? You're saying a bag of poop is better than Harry Potter?

 

 

 

And that Twilight is better than a bag of poop? I think you put in the wrong symbol. It should be Twlight < Bag of poop.

[IeatWindex]

The hell? You're saying a bag of poop is better than Harry Potter?

 

 

 

And that Twilight is better than a bag of poop? I think you put in the wrong symbol. It should be Twlight < Bag of poop.

 

Oh damn >.<

[Nom]

Twilight

 

 

 

#-o

[IeatWindex]

Twilight

 

 

 

#-o

 

Tbh, I find that series to be well written and intresting. I really like the books.

[gauper_kid]

Twilight

 

 

 

#-o

 

Tbh, I find that series to be well written and intresting. I really like the books.

 

The only reason they're interesting is because they're a rip off of other good stories.

[IeatWindex]

Twilight

 

 

 

#-o

 

Tbh, I find that series to be well written and intresting. I really like the books.

 

The only reason they're interesting is because they're a rip off of other good stories.

 

which?

[b1ue0wnzz]

I laughed so hard.

[gauper_kid]

Twilight

 

 

 

#-o

 

Tbh, I find that series to be well written and intresting. I really like the books.

 

The only reason they're interesting is because they're a rip off of other good stories.

 

which?

 

Really? You haven't noticed that its just a little bit like LOTR?

[IeatWindex]

Twilight

 

 

 

#-o

 

Tbh, I find that series to be well written and intresting. I really like the books.

 

The only reason they're interesting is because they're a rip off of other good stories.

 

which?

 

Really? You haven't noticed that its just a little bit like LOTR?

 

Tbh I've never read LotR.