Your Parents

[shivers21]

Mom: 5'5 - brown hair, dyed blond - polish/ukranian - Born canadian - birthday; july 27th - 46 years of age

 

 

 

she was born in vegraville alberta, lived with her parents, who were both lawers (my grandma was an artist as well) she grew up in town, with large farm out of town that they were at. went to law school, met my dad in the frozen fish isle of co-op, moved down to calgary for my dads job ( i was 4 when we moved)

 

 

 

Dad: 5'9 - while hair, long (looks like gandalf tbh) - born canadian - scotish/irish - birthday; june 5th - 53 years of age

 

my dad was born in viking alberta, worked as a banker for a while, quit. dunno much about him, we was married and had 2 kids, then got divorced and met my mom. he now works for transcanada as the environment guy for alberta/bc

 

 

 

my mom has mood swings, one minute she's happy the next she'll get at your throat for... things as small as puting your fork on the table wrong, i dunno what 'wrong' is, but it's wrong with her :o

[Quoi_Tu]

In 1997 she moved to Asheville, NC after her parents moved yet again, and spoke highly of it. And thought it would be a good place to raise me. Recently in 2005/6 she got married again to my step-father.

 

 

 

Asheville truly is a wonderful place. I walk downtown almost every week to buy coffee beans and bread.

 

 

 

My parents are rather average, although they did let my brother and I grow up somewhat independently, which I'm very thankful of. I could go into more detail, but it just feels a little strange on an interweb forum and all.

 

 

 

:shock: Asheville ftw, i ride my bike to downtown and back sometimes, I probably have seen your face lol

 

 

 

Small world, eh? :P

[RSBDavid]

Dad - Heavy beer drinker - total [wagon] 99.99% of the time

 

 

 

Mom - a :ugeek: plays me in half life and cod world at war.

[fastortoise]

my dad's addicted to diet Pepsi and online shopping, and my mom has ridiculously high expectations for me.

 

You thought you could sneak in an online shopping addiction on us huh?? No dice Lent.

 

 

 

My parents pretty much gave me everything I needed to get a good start in life, and I'll always be grateful. Their freaking insane, though. Both teachers. Try being a student 24/7. Yeah.

[Wongtong]

[hide=Drag's life story]My mother was once an evil supervillain with the power to control people's nervous systems,to cause them sudden pain,paralyze them,control their bodies or just straight out kill them.She was arrested countless times but,since there was no color tv at the time,they hadn't thought of using power-cancelling cells,and she escaped each time.

 

FNORD

 

Some time in between my elder brother's birth and my second sister's,she was defeated by a superhero she knows only as "Spartacus".That was when she decided to quit the business,and focus on raising her children.Few years later,I was born.She,by the way,still uses her powers to punish us/force us to do our homework.Or at least on me.

 

FNORD

 

My dad on the other hand,was born into the third generation of Freemasons.In one of their many secret underground tunnels,locations of which I cannot reveal,being the fourth generation of the guild,he stumbled upon the Overlord of the Illuminati.After months of training,convincing the Guild Leaders he could be in both the guild and the order,and the entrance trial,he was accepted as an acolyte in the order.

 

FNORD

 

It took him several years,but he mastered many of the guild's fighting techniques with the sword and bow,and also some of the Illuminati's arcane.Around the time I was born,his activities in both organisations began to lessen,due to his age.He is now a senior member in both,and no longer requires to carry out field work.

 

FNORD

 

As for how I turned out,I have an ability to fully manipulate and control anything I have been exposed to for a year,for example,archery.After a year of training with the bow,I will be able to shoot the bullseye 6 times or more without cheating,at any distance,with any bow,even one not zero'd into my eyes.

 

FNORD

 

My parents moved to a small town rumored to be somewhere in Nevada,and I was to be sent to my uncle and auntie in BelAir,before they realised how cliche that was.Therefore,I was sent to the Illuminati headquarter instead,where I shall hone all my skills.I have use of this computer as my power appears to be stronger than many other members,and I require "special attention".

 

FNORD

 

So as you can see,my parents are pretty awesome,as am I.[/hide]

 

 

 

Was this not great,Wongtong?

 

 

 

:lol: You leave me out of this!

 

(*Still doesn't see how this has anything to do with me*)

 

 

 

[hide=My Parents]Mum

 

Study. Study. Study.

 

She's getting to her menopausal stage, and is moody all the freaking time.

 

She believes that there are rapists around every corner, so I'm a bit shocked to have a privilege of now being able to walk to and from school. Maybe she trusts me now. Bad call.

 

She thinks she is obsese, but she's not. She complains about putting on weight and wondering why she doesn't lose weight, when she eats bags of chips. :roll:

 

She used to hit me with a feather duster as a child (Most Chinese kids get owned with feather dusters as kids.. oh the horror...)

 

 

 

Dad

 

See My dad's so much better than yours.

 

 

 

They are both frugal, and live up to pretty much all the Chinese stereotypes that the internet knows of.[/hide]

[dragoonson]

[hide=Drag's life story]My mother was once an evil supervillain with the power to control people's nervous systems,to cause them sudden pain,paralyze them,control their bodies or just straight out kill them.She was arrested countless times but,since there was no color tv at the time,they hadn't thought of using power-cancelling cells,and she escaped each time.

 

FNORD

 

Some time in between my elder brother's birth and my second sister's,she was defeated by a superhero she knows only as "Spartacus".That was when she decided to quit the business,and focus on raising her children.Few years later,I was born.She,by the way,still uses her powers to punish us/force us to do our homework.Or at least on me.

 

FNORD

 

My dad on the other hand,was born into the third generation of Freemasons.In one of their many secret underground tunnels,locations of which I cannot reveal,being the fourth generation of the guild,he stumbled upon the Overlord of the Illuminati.After months of training,convincing the Guild Leaders he could be in both the guild and the order,and the entrance trial,he was accepted as an acolyte in the order.

 

FNORD

 

It took him several years,but he mastered many of the guild's fighting techniques with the sword and bow,and also some of the Illuminati's arcane.Around the time I was born,his activities in both organisations began to lessen,due to his age.He is now a senior member in both,and no longer requires to carry out field work.

 

FNORD

 

As for how I turned out,I have an ability to fully manipulate and control anything I have been exposed to for a year,for example,archery.After a year of training with the bow,I will be able to shoot the bullseye 6 times or more without cheating,at any distance,with any bow,even one not zero'd into my eyes.

 

FNORD

 

My parents moved to a small town rumored to be somewhere in Nevada,and I was to be sent to my uncle and auntie in BelAir,before they realised how cliche that was.Therefore,I was sent to the Illuminati headquarter instead,where I shall hone all my skills.I have use of this computer as my power appears to be stronger than many other members,and I require "special attention".

 

FNORD

 

So as you can see,my parents are pretty awesome,as am I.[/hide]

 

 

 

Was this not great,Wongtong?

 

 

 

:lol: You leave me out of this!

 

(*Still doesn't see how this has anything to do with me*)

 

 

 

[hide=My Parents]Mum

 

Study. Study. Study.

 

She's getting to her menopausal stage, and is moody all the freaking time.

 

She believes that there are rapists around every corner, so I'm a bit shocked to have a privilege of now being able to walk to and from school. Maybe she trusts me now. Bad call.

 

She thinks she is obsese, but she's not. She complains about putting on weight and wondering why she doesn't lose weight, when she eats bags of chips. :roll:

 

She used to hit me with a feather duster as a child (Most Chinese kids get owned with feather dusters as kids.. oh the horror...)

 

 

 

Dad

 

See My dad's so much better than yours.

 

 

 

They are both frugal, and live up to pretty much all the Chinese stereotypes that the internet knows of.[/hide]

 

 

 

You know you wanted to read more drunk writings put soberly into the board.

[Wongtong]

[hide=Drag's life story]My mother was once an evil supervillain with the power to control people's nervous systems,to cause them sudden pain,paralyze them,control their bodies or just straight out kill them.She was arrested countless times but,since there was no color tv at the time,they hadn't thought of using power-cancelling cells,and she escaped each time.

 

FNORD

 

Some time in between my elder brother's birth and my second sister's,she was defeated by a superhero she knows only as "Spartacus".That was when she decided to quit the business,and focus on raising her children.Few years later,I was born.She,by the way,still uses her powers to punish us/force us to do our homework.Or at least on me.

 

FNORD

 

My dad on the other hand,was born into the third generation of Freemasons.In one of their many secret underground tunnels,locations of which I cannot reveal,being the fourth generation of the guild,he stumbled upon the Overlord of the Illuminati.After months of training,convincing the Guild Leaders he could be in both the guild and the order,and the entrance trial,he was accepted as an acolyte in the order.

 

FNORD

 

It took him several years,but he mastered many of the guild's fighting techniques with the sword and bow,and also some of the Illuminati's arcane.Around the time I was born,his activities in both organisations began to lessen,due to his age.He is now a senior member in both,and no longer requires to carry out field work.

 

FNORD

 

As for how I turned out,I have an ability to fully manipulate and control anything I have been exposed to for a year,for example,archery.After a year of training with the bow,I will be able to shoot the bullseye 6 times or more without cheating,at any distance,with any bow,even one not zero'd into my eyes.

 

FNORD

 

My parents moved to a small town rumored to be somewhere in Nevada,and I was to be sent to my uncle and auntie in BelAir,before they realised how cliche that was.Therefore,I was sent to the Illuminati headquarter instead,where I shall hone all my skills.I have use of this computer as my power appears to be stronger than many other members,and I require "special attention".

 

FNORD

 

So as you can see,my parents are pretty awesome,as am I.[/hide]

 

 

 

Was this not great,Wongtong?

 

 

 

:lol: You leave me out of this!

 

(*Still doesn't see how this has anything to do with me*)

 

 

 

 

You know you wanted to read more drunk writings put soberly into the board.

 

 

 

XD You wrote that when you were drunk? To be honest, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference (and I didn't, I thought you wrote that when you were sober. I guess you're not the crazy nub I thought you were) :P

[dragoonson]

Its edited greatly.Originally the Freemasons were written as "free jason plz".I had a shock when I read it sober because I thought it was the prisoner I kept downstairs at the time.Anywho I corrected it,brushed it up nicely before posting.

[Boris5000]

My mother is the most senior midwife in her place of work and helps other trainee midwives become better. A very caring person, loves eastenders and gingernut biscuits(blegh)

 

 

 

My dad is a part-time pyrotechnic and a full-time Workshop manage for a special effects company. He is a capable bassist and guitarist... Loves junk food and is further than me in fable 2 :evil:

[ThurinEthir]

 

She used to hit me with a feather duster as a child (Most Chinese kids get owned with feather dusters as kids.. oh the horror...)

 

 

 

They are both frugal, and live up to pretty much all the Chinese stereotypes that the internet knows of.[/hide]

 

"Aiyah! GO DO HOMEWAK NAO OH ELSE YOU PRACTICE TWO MOH OU-AH PIANO!" *whacks with feather duster/chopsticks*

 

We Asians are awesome. :

[dragoonson]

 

My dad is a part-time pyrotechnic and a full-time Workshop manage for a special effects company. He is a capable bassist and guitarist... Loves junk food and is further than me in fable 2 :evil:

 

 

 

I love your dad.

 

 

 

And yet I have never been beaten with a pair of chopsticks.

[Tim_Tam_Tan_Tien]

My parents embarras me left right and center. I remember one time i came home with 3 girls from school and my dad came up to me and said, "Hey, which one of them is your girlfriend?", I stood in horror while they all just laughed....then he continued "Oh i get it, they must all be."...I've never lived down that moment...

[Furah]

My parents embarras me left right and center. I remember one time i came home with 3 girls from school and my dad came up to me and said, "Hey, which one of them is your girlfriend?", I stood in horror while they all just laughed....then he continued "Oh i get it, they must all be."...I've never lived down that moment...

 

lol

 

my parents are stupid, brought my gf home, they had no idea, still haven't asked or anything after a few months (maybe they are like dumb blondes and will ask me in a year or two.... :roll: )

[Quoi_Tu]

My parents embarras me left right and center. I remember one time i came home with 3 girls from school and my dad came up to me and said, "Hey, which one of them is your girlfriend?", I stood in horror while they all just laughed....then he continued "Oh i get it, they must all be."...I've never lived down that moment...

 

:lol:

 

 

 

That will be me when I'm a father. Meeting boyfriends at the door with a shotgun or recently used butcher's knife(prefably with meat juices still on it), which ever I happen to have on hand.

[Echofish]

My parents don't really know much about me, nor do I bother knowing them. They don't even know what year of school I'm in, they constantly have to ask. They don't ask, I won't tell. I'd rather keep it that way actually.

[MuffinMaddy]

My dad doesn't live with me anymore.

 

My mum can be lovely, one thing I like about her is that she knows what I am capable of and what I'm not.

 

However, when I used all my pocket money on Kitkats and she caught me eating them in my room, she couldn't believe what she

 

was seeing. I think that damaged her trust a little.

 

Sometimes, she does really annoy me.

 

She tells me what to do too much sometimes.

 

E.g: It was non uniform day last week and she told me what to wear. I disagreed and she let me have my way but obviously

 

she was really upset. I had to "kiss up" to her for her to completely forgive me for my 'rude attitude'.

 

She tells me I have an odour when I don't just to get me to clean up my room :S

 

She also gives me irrelevant punishments for things I consider to be minor offences.

 

She embarrasses me, which is why I tend to not tell her alot of things...but when my German Exchange partner came over, there was no hope :lol:.

 

 

 

But yes, overall I still love my mum but I like my Aunt more.

[Lenticular_J]

My parents embarras me left right and center. I remember one time i came home with 3 girls from school and my dad came up to me and said, "Hey, which one of them is your girlfriend?", I stood in horror while they all just laughed....then he continued "Oh i get it, they must all be."...I've never lived down that moment...

 

:lol:

 

 

 

That will be me when I'm a father. Meeting boyfriends at the door with a shotgun or recently used butcher's knife(prefably with meat juices still on it), which ever I happen to have on hand.

 

Haha, yeah, just cleaning it or something.

 

 

 

And I'll probably complement my son on how nice of a body his women have.

[Furah]

My parents embarras me left right and center. I remember one time i came home with 3 girls from school and my dad came up to me and said, "Hey, which one of them is your girlfriend?", I stood in horror while they all just laughed....then he continued "Oh i get it, they must all be."...I've never lived down that moment...

 

:lol:

 

 

 

That will be me when I'm a father. Meeting boyfriends at the door with a shotgun or recently used butcher's knife(prefably with meat juices still on it), which ever I happen to have on hand.

 

Haha, yeah, just cleaning it or something.

 

 

 

And I'll probably complement my son on how nice of a body his women have.

 

 

 

If you were my father I think I would never bring a gf home.... The idea of my father taking interest in a possible future daughter-in-law sickens me

[Princess Viola]

[hide=Mom]Born in 1967 in Puerto Rico with her two brothers. Moved to the US when she was 19. Recently went down from 300 lbs to only 179. Divorced my dad when I was three[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Dad]Born in 1954. Legally blind in one eye. (He can still see in it). Worked as a construction guy with my grandpa in the '70s.[/hide]

 

 

 

Kinda boring? Here's the fun one!

 

 

 

[hide=My parents]My parents are both spies from the International Spy Agency and have been genetically modified with super strength, super hearing, and super farts. With these powers, they helped catch Osama bin Laden and bring him to justice in the year 1980.

 

 

 

In 1996, I was born with all their powers and was taken by the US government to be genetically enhanced with an IQ of 300. In 2001, we stopped 9/11 from ever happening. Then, in 2003, Bush made it illegal to use our powers. So, we killed Bush and replaced him with a clone.[/hide]

[Shiny]

My mum: 1962. She is all into art and flowers and crap. An ideal left-wingist. She is all about the environment, and is pretty cool, laidback a great cook and pretty much everything you need. She sucks at maths though. I'm doing Year 11 maths next year and when she was in Year 11 she was doing Year 9 :lol:. Wears glasses which are way too cool for her. She looks about 10 years younger as well.

 

 

 

My dad: 1961. Always give me the example of a lion. He has grey hair, very powerful looking, and is a powerful business man.Typically right-wingist though went for Labour in the NZ Election. He looks cool and is almost as blind as me. He is your typical neat freak, and when I tidy my room, he always rearranges it. He is uber as extroverted as well.

 

 

 

Dude, my parents a freaking awesome.

[Legosimx]

Mom: Roman Catholic, Scotch-Irish :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

Nuf said there.

 

 

 

Dad: well...http://www.uduboy.com/home.html

[EarthySun]

Mom - Used to hit me when I was little (with a spoon, actually) because I was a picky eater, is very stubborn, has a heart problem, is depressed and hates my father.

 

 

 

Dad - Doesn't really take a lot of responsibility and isn't a strong male role model or influence, but he works hard and does the best he can IMO. Is depressed because our mother hates him. Doesn't know us well, but takes us out to eat a lot. Feels the need to talk to us about our mother hating him.

 

 

 

Both have very high expectations of me, especially my mom, calling the ninth grade in high school the 'stupid classes', insisting that I should be much higher up.

 

 

 

And we're poor, but my mom blames that on my dad.

[GGunitfan10]

My mom sat next to Jesus in science class so idk what year she was born in ;)

 

Lol, i think '62 but my dad was in '61 and they are german and irish :) I'm 1/2 irish and 1/2 german

[The Dark Lord]

My parents are pretty decent. However, they are overly-religious and I'm an atheist. They're extremely melodramatic when it comes to my lack of religion and they think I'm going to hell. Anyway, they were both raised in the Deep South as Southern Baptists and are now Anglican.

 

 

 

My mother went to nursing school for two years and works for a pediatrician. My father is an ex-minister and he's trying to get a degree from a college, but he's having trouble because they won't accept his degree. His degree is basically a master's degree from a seminary. He can't accept the fact that his "hard-earned" degree is worthless in the real world and that he spent 6 years for nothing. (It takes 6 years at this seminary to get a "master's degree.")

 

 

 

Anyway, that's about it.

[l0rd]

My parents are pretty decent. However, they are overly-religious and I'm an atheist. They're extremely melodramatic when it comes to my lack of religion and they think I'm going to hell. Anyway, they were both raised in the Deep South as Southern Baptists and are now Anglican.

 

 

 

My mother went to nursing school for two years and works for a pediatrician. My father is an ex-minister and he's trying to get a degree from a college, but he's having trouble because they won't accept his degree. His degree is basically a master's degree from a seminary. He can't accept the fact that his "hard-earned" degree is worthless in the real world and that he spent 6 years for nothing. (It takes 6 years at this seminary to get a "master's degree.")

 

 

 

Anyway, that's about it.

 

 

 

Lol, ouch @ ur dad, as for their religious affiliation, for Christmas, instead of buying you gifts, ask them to both read The Anti-Christ by Friedrich Nietzsche.