pureprayer Posted December 14, 2008 Author Share Posted December 14, 2008 I've remembered another, dear god how did i forget it. Back in primary school there were a couple of teachers who didn't get on very well. One day there were a few curses exchanged between the two and it turned out into a full blown fist fight, right in the middle of class! (The other teacher had come to get something) So all the pupils were scared of their minds, we thought they were crazy and were gonna draw knives or something. After a while one teacher left and the other looked at us and said, "We haven't been getting along very well." While he has blood running out of his nose. #-o Made me laugh--Alot Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I've remembered another, dear god how did i forget it. Back in primary school there were a couple of teachers who didn't get on very well. One day there were a few curses exchanged between the two and it turned out into a full blown fist fight, right in the middle of class! (The other teacher had come to get something) So all the pupils were scared of their minds, we thought they were crazy and were gonna draw knives or something. After a while one teacher left and the other looked at us and said, "We haven't been getting along very well." While he has blood running out of his nose. #-o Made me laugh--Alot Heh, after reading through it i laughed too, guess it is kinda funny... Still scared us out of our minds though :lol: That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 I've remembered another, dear god how did i forget it. Back in primary school there were a couple of teachers who didn't get on very well. One day there were a few curses exchanged between the two and it turned out into a full blown fist fight, right in the middle of class! (The other teacher had come to get something) So all the pupils were scared of their minds, we thought they were crazy and were gonna draw knives or something. After a while one teacher left and the other looked at us and said, "We haven't been getting along very well." While he has blood running out of his nose. #-o Made me laugh--Alot Heh, after reading through it i laughed too, guess it is kinda funny... Still scared us out of our minds though :lol: Well in primary school theres always a chance of a zombie coming out of your teachers nose so... Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I've remembered another, dear god how did i forget it. Back in primary school there were a couple of teachers who didn't get on very well. One day there were a few curses exchanged between the two and it turned out into a full blown fist fight, right in the middle of class! (The other teacher had come to get something) So all the pupils were scared of their minds, we thought they were crazy and were gonna draw knives or something. After a while one teacher left and the other looked at us and said, "We haven't been getting along very well." While he has blood running out of his nose. #-o Made me laugh--Alot Heh, after reading through it i laughed too, guess it is kinda funny... Still scared us out of our minds though :lol: Well in primary school theres always a chance of a zombie coming out of your teachers nose so... Good thing i carried around my trusty cork back then \ That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 I HAVE A 100% TRUE STORY If a Friday the 13th falls on Halloween it is very bad. The zombie of Bloody Mary comes out and eats the soul of who ever gets scared the hardest. The person that now has no soul is just an empty body and is buried like everyone else. Except on another Friday the 13th Halloween they also get up and eats someones soul. The process keeps going on and on untill we have no people left. Again this is a true story and no one can prove me wrong. It was a joke and if Halloween ever does fall on the 13th zombies WILL come. Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I HAVE A 100% TRUE STORY If a Friday the 13th falls on Halloween it is very bad. The zombie of Bloody Mary comes out and eats the soul of who ever gets scared the hardest. The person that now has no soul is just an empty body and is buried like everyone else. Except on another Friday the 13th Halloween they also get up and eats someones soul. The process keeps going on and on untill we have no people left. Again this is a true story and no one can prove me wrong. Halloween is on the 31st you [bleep]ing [developmentally delayed]. Fine, you will never get laid until friday the 13th falls on halloween. OT: I remember seeing a guy jump off a bridge when I was 12. I was scared out of my mind. [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastortoise Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I HAVE A 100% TRUE STORY If a Friday the 13th falls on Halloween it is very bad. The zombie of Bloody Mary comes out and eats the soul of who ever gets scared the hardest. The person that now has no soul is just an empty body and is buried like everyone else. Except on another Friday the 13th Halloween they also get up and eats someones soul. The process keeps going on and on untill we have no people left. Again this is a true story and no one can prove me wrong. Halloween is on the 31st :thumbdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 Damn tip.it is too smart Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drazhor Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Most scared...Hmm....I got it! Theres a small mountain or big hill that is right behind my house and there is a big scary path that goes to lead up to it; My friends and I were very smart and decided to walk through it to get round to a place that was a 20 minute walk if we didn't take this 5 minute one. So, we stood at the bottom for 10 minutes then decided,' To Hell With It!' Then We started to walk up it. 2 of my mates walked on while I was chattin to my other mate and we kept on walkin, only to NOT notice they were hiding in a bush up ahead... :shock: Dammit I still hate that path!! ;) And I also got scared when I seen Ronald Mc Donald outside my window while throwing a shoe at George Bush 8-) Visit my blog! Click the madness for more madness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vansing Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I remember seeing a guy jump off a bridge when I was 12. I was scared out of my mind. That reminds me, i wasnt there but in my town someone jumped off the top floor of the multi-story car park, apparently very messy. My friend was there when they were cleaning it up :-# EDIT: OT My scariest moment was when i was at a restuarant near a cliffside. Me and my friend climbed over a fence blocking off the cliff and when i was walking along the edge part crumbled and i almost fell down, was only holding on by my hands. It was only about 100ft high but still, lucky my mate was there to help me up :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 When i was 6 i was chased by this dog through a field... running as fast as I can with an adrenaline rush.... almost [bleep]ed myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerekZoolandah Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Maybe when I had a panic attack? Yeah this. Watching 'The Descent' a couple months ago. I seriously cannot stand claustrophobia and if you've seen the movie, you know that it's filled with it. People getting stuck in caves, it's dark, etc. So I'm watching it with my parents. First creature pops up, I jump, even though I knew it was coming. My heart jumped and I had to pause for a second. Okay, we're good. So we're watching it again. Then they go through a roll of showing the people then one of the monsters pops up behind it. I could feel my entire back just wriggle up my spine (if you know that feeling, it's like someone pokes you in the side and you have to lean your torso in) and I just started crying really hard. Panic attack, you know. I was good after 20 minutes though. Other than that, I often have somewhat scary nightmares. Like the mouse from The Simpsons, he took a shotgun and blew my dads head off with me watching and ran after me and my mom. Another had me find a woman's body with it's legs, arms, and head chopped off and it's parts stabbed and bleeding. Most of my nightmares involve killers in my home. I'm the most paranoid about that, seriously. I always have my fire poker near me incase someone were to force their way through the door near me. It's like a short halberd, and I just hope it'd hold up hah. I'm super jumpy from things like that. I jump at everything. When i was 6 i was chased by this dog through a field... running as fast as I can with an adrenaline rush.... almost [bleep] myself Gah. I ride my bike through my park often (not so much with it being winter now), and there's a track that goes through it with woods next to it and then a small stream in it. So I'm riding along and just out of nowhere I think to look at the woods and there's a giant dog staring dead at me. I keep going ready to peddle full force if he decides to come after me. I figure if I do that though it's guarrenteed it will. Scared me a good bit, I hate when stuff like that happens. It looked at some other people and I just started biking really fast and went home. Another time, I was walking down the hall to my living room. When you're doing that, you get a good view of the front lawn and porch. So I do it, then I see this ginormous figure on the porch. Made me jump and made my body crawl. Turns out it was the neighbors dog (we saw it out often, in which this dog killed another dog by 'playing with it', and we have a flipping chihuahua), and my dad threatened the next time he saw it that he was going to put it in our garage and call animal services to take it away. Yeah, it never got out again. I present to you men, His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I. What a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 17, 2008 Author Share Posted December 17, 2008 I always have my fire poker near me incase someone were to force their way through the door near me. It's like a short halberd, and I just hope it'd hold up hah. I'm super jumpy from things like that. I jump at everything. I keep a sledge hammer under my bed and some dumbbells for weight training. My parents dont know about either. Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I always have my fire poker near me incase someone were to force their way through the door near me. It's like a short halberd, and I just hope it'd hold up hah. I'm super jumpy from things like that. I jump at everything. I keep a sledge hammer under my bed and some dumbbells for weight training. My parents dont know about either. I keep my small full-auto air soft gun under my pillow (I assume anyone who would break in would be a guy) and aimed at a "specific area" I think I can do some damage. If it's a girl intruder, I'm screwed.... Or I'll aim for teh eyes! :twisted: :twisted: Edit: Skeleton Shield rank now! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 17, 2008 Author Share Posted December 17, 2008 If its a girl intruder pretend your sad and depressed and nothing will happen because girls have feelings. Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I always have my fire poker near me incase someone were to force their way through the door near me. It's like a short halberd, and I just hope it'd hold up hah. I'm super jumpy from things like that. I jump at everything. I keep a sledge hammer under my bed and some dumbbells for weight training. My parents dont know about either. I keep my small full-auto air soft gun under my pillow (I assume anyone who would break in would be a guy) and aimed at a "specific area" I think I can do some damage. If it's a girl intruder, I'm screwed.... Or I'll aim for teh eyes! :twisted: :twisted: Edit: Skeleton Shield rank now! : Bah, air soft guns.. I sleep with an arsenal of knives around my room all the way down to multiple butterfly knives sitting on the stand next to my bed. Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 [hide=quote chain]I always have my fire poker near me incase someone were to force their way through the door near me. It's like a short halberd, and I just hope it'd hold up hah. I'm super jumpy from things like that. I jump at everything. I keep a sledge hammer under my bed and some dumbbells for weight training. My parents dont know about either. I keep my small full-auto air soft gun under my pillow (I assume anyone who would break in would be a guy) and aimed at a "specific area" I think I can do some damage. If it's a girl intruder, I'm screwed.... Or I'll aim for teh eyes! :twisted: :twisted: Edit: Skeleton Shield rank now! : Bah, air soft guns.. I sleep with an arsenal of knives around my room all the way down to multiple butterfly knives sitting on the stand next to my bed.[/hide] I have a knife in my computer table drawer and would use my phone (I have thrown it as hard as I could at a lounge, missed and it hit a brick wall and ricocheted to the other wall which was also brick, only had 2 scratches :lol:) or my tv/aircon remote as a projectile. If that fails then my lamp or kepboard would suffice. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I have a big wooden stick by my bed. :thumbup: Speaking of nightmares and dogs? I think any of the following would classify as the most scared I've been: I've had a nightmare where I was chased by a dog. Or I was chasing the dog. I don't remember. I'm afraid of dogs (For the most part), so...Yeah. One morning, when I was walking to school, I tripped over a dog. I still don't know how I managed to do it...But a dog appeared out of nowhere and I tripped over it. I yelled "WHAT THE [bleep]" as loudly as I could, fortunately no one heard. I had a nightmare that basically smashed by worst fears together. My school was on fire, there were terrorists there, people I knew were dying, I was doing push-ups. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 [hide=quote chain]I always have my fire poker near me incase someone were to force their way through the door near me. It's like a short halberd, and I just hope it'd hold up hah. I'm super jumpy from things like that. I jump at everything. I keep a sledge hammer under my bed and some dumbbells for weight training. My parents dont know about either. I keep my small full-auto air soft gun under my pillow (I assume anyone who would break in would be a guy) and aimed at a "specific area" I think I can do some damage. If it's a girl intruder, I'm screwed.... Or I'll aim for teh eyes! :twisted: :twisted: Edit: Skeleton Shield rank now! : Bah, air soft guns.. I sleep with an arsenal of knives around my room all the way down to multiple butterfly knives sitting on the stand next to my bed.[/hide] I have a knife in my computer table drawer and would use my phone (I have thrown it as hard as I could at a lounge, missed and it hit a brick wall and ricocheted to the other wall which was also brick, only had 2 scratches :lol:) or my tv/aircon remote as a projectile. If that fails then my lamp or kepboard would suffice. Damn :shock: all i have are four metal legs for my pinball machine opposite my bed. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoi_Tu Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 When the Homosexuality thread reached 76 pages. It just repeats itself again and again and again and [hide=if you dare...]again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.[/hide] Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_u_s_ii_X Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I was young and me and my dad got this email from his friend who thought it was funny yet we had no idea what it was. My dad clicked on the link and a car was driving on the road, we thought it would be a car advert with a awesome car. It went behind the bush. Zombie: RARGHHHHHH!!!!!! I was about 8/9ish at the time. My heart paused for a few seconds and we both jumped. XD Good times. You can also find this on phones/youtube now. Very common now. Very scary though. :XD: ⅹ Last.fm YouTube Team A vs Team B M u s ii X Rocky Keane ⅹ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 When the Homosexuality thread reached 76 pages. It just repeats itself again and again and again and [hide=if you dare...]again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.[/hide] Um, wtf? Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 17, 2008 Author Share Posted December 17, 2008 I was young and me and my dad got this email from his friend who thought it was funny yet we had no idea what it was. My dad clicked on the link and a car was driving on the road, we thought it would be a car advert with a awesome car. It went behind the bush. Zombie: RARGHHHHHH!!!!!! I was about 8/9ish at the time. My heart paused for a few seconds and we both jumped. XD Good times. You can also find this on phones/youtube now. Very common now. Very scary though. :XD: I saw that one its very popular Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ididnotlol Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 I had a frightening nightmare before in which someone stumbled on to a map leading to treasure near my school, when we found this treasure it was in a box which read do not open, I warned the other people in this nightmare not to, but they opened it, and ate all the brownies that were in it (such humour in a dark nightmare?) but after the brownies were eaten we saw writing on the inside of the box saying you shall suffer. After this people died in all sorts of creepy ways, the only one that I witnessed in the nightmare was on where I was sitting with my head inside the box to find a reason why I wasnt killed yet in the nightmare, someone was behind me and screamed run when I looked at them, I turned around and saw that the writing in the box dissapearred, but instead an evil undead girl stood outside of the box laughed, I turned around to run and saw the guy behind me dead, i jumped out of a nearby window and woke up. I think the scariest part about the nightmare was the realism and detial, such as weather, lighting and detail. I love this sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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