December 23, 200817 yr I found this on the RSOF and decided to post it here for everyone to enjoy. now to the crux of the matter. the idea is to post something an npc would never say. (note: please use the following template or at least something similar name of npc: possibly funny phrase.) example: Lumbridge tutor: get lost noob Rules: Rule 1 - make sure you follow the Tip.It Forum rules Rule 2 - there are no other rules Have fun :thumbsup: You Just Lost The Game
December 25, 200817 yr Sergeant Damien: Here, have a fudge. :twss: First post :twss: R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
January 2, 200917 yr Prison Pete: I enjoy going back to Jail every time someone frees me! Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
January 3, 200917 yr For your next assignment, you have to kill 258 TzTok-Jads 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"
January 3, 200917 yr "Man, I hate Runescape. Go outside." Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
January 3, 200917 yr "Man, I hate Runescape. Go Play WoW" 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
January 3, 200917 yr ^Ace. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
January 3, 200917 yr Bob The Cat: Meow! "Quit this game while you can!!!" My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.
January 3, 200917 yr Tramp: Keep your hands out of my money noob! R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
January 3, 200917 yr Tree Spirit: Kindly continue to murder me human Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
January 5, 200917 yr Any skill tutor: Nooooooob!!!!!! WOM: Here, take my party hat! Sandwich Lady: I want you to beat in the head with this baguette. Any NPC: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob! Bartender in Blue Moon Inn: RuneScape is a computer game! For free money go to http://freeandcheeprsgold.com!!!!! (Don't worry, it's not even a real site) Sawmill Operator: Fr33 St00f Plz!
January 5, 200917 yr Aggie the Witch: I see in my magic cauldren...you noobs jerking it... Bob the Cat: Don't you like [kitty]? It takes you to odd places... Party Pete: Need a song for your party? Choose from: Detachable Penis Party on your [kitty] Barney's The more we work together the happier we'll be. ^^^ those are all real songs...
January 6, 200917 yr Farmer Fred (I think it's fred, the one that gives you the sheep shearer quest):I told you to shear those sheep like, 3 years ago, now where the [bleep] is my wool? 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"
January 6, 200917 yr Duradel: "I'll give you dust devils if you can give me a hug :cry: " Player: "No!" Duradel: "199 steels then :evil: "
January 6, 200917 yr Duradel: "I'll give you dust devils if you can give me a hug :cry: " Player: "No!" Duradel: "199 steels then :evil: " ROFL! This 1 made me fall off my chair! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
January 6, 200917 yr Turael (Burthorpe Slayer Master): You are current assigned to kill Steel Dragons; only 199 more to go!
January 18, 200917 yr Banker: I thought it was a gift...? No take-backs! /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
January 18, 200917 yr Party Pete: "I'm renaming the Falador Party Room to 'My Pants Nightclub'" Player: "Umm... Ok" Party Pete: "There's a party in My Pants and you're invited. Postie Pete: "Who wants some head?" OH S***! He/she/it is back!
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