ThurinEthir Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Oh,and I have never paid to eat fish eyes.Then I again,those meals involving me and fish eyes are not paid for by me. You aren't Chinese then. :notalk: (If you were, you would always fight for the check, if you catch my drift ;) ) And I've heard it's actually healthy. Strange. The Bible is basically the Torah + other Jewish books, and then some. So the Exodus in the Torah says the exact same thing the Exodus in the Bible says. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 aye-aye Win Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 He did it after reading a Bible verse? After reading this (being a Catholic) it took me two seconds to recognize a Bible quote that was very similar to what this man did. Forgot the specific words so I googled it. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. -Matthew 5:29-30 So it seems like he did it as an odd form of repentence to prevent him from committing more sin. He even plucked out the same eye as the Bible said. But honestly, does this dude even understand what "metaphor" means? This is why I disagree with fundamentalism. But even fundamentalists probably know when Jesus was using a figure of speech. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 What the [bleep]...... :shock: I wonder if he started crying or anything, because I sure as hell would. There's a man in a train that went into the bathroom and scalped himself. Someone came into the bathroom, found him removing his skin, and the guy who was scalping himself pushed him out, locked the bathroom, and continued scalping himself. Without a tear. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_u_s_ii_X Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 First people eat glass, AND NOW EYES? O_O ⅹ Last.fm YouTube Team A vs Team B M u s ii X Rocky Keane ⅹ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3_Crusader Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 First people eat glass, AND NOW EYES? O_O Doesn't get any better than this 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_dmt1234 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 He did it after reading a Bible verse? After reading this (being a Catholic) it took me two seconds to recognize a Bible quote that was very similar to what this man did. Forgot the specific words so I googled it. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. -Matthew 5:29-30 So it seems like he did it as an odd form of repentence to prevent him from committing more sin. He even plucked out the same eye as the Bible said. But honestly, does this dude even understand what "metaphor" means? This is why I disagree with fundamentalism. But even fundamentalists probably know when Jesus was using a figure of speech. yep that's the one i was thinking of i posted it a bit before you. just for others to understand what it means e/g if you go to parties get drunk and get into fights, it wont mean cut your fists of , it would simply mean either do not get drunk or do not go to parties. hence preventing yourself getting into fights again ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Really I bet the Bible part was just added in or a lie. I really doubt he did this over reading, can't we all just say he's crazy like normal people? Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicrune007 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 He ate his eye? That's crazy! :shock: He's gonna be hungry again later :mrgreen: Sorry i just had to say it :D Hey Nicrune007 , Whats Your Username? 99 Ranged on 2/6/07 99 Hit Points on 9/5/08 99 Defense on 26/4/08 99 Attack on 14/2/09 99 Strength on 25/2/09 99 Slayer on 13/9/09\:D/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Reminds me of an NCIS episode. IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_dmt1234 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Reminds me of an NCIS episode. you mean the one where the lady gets a set of blue eyes in the mail? ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Reminds me of an NCIS episode. you mean the one where the lady gets a set of blue eyes in the mail? No. The one where a guy is stuck in a traffic light operating place and sends out SOS signals through the traffic lights, and is later found dead with an eye missing and in his stomach. Turns out there was PCP laced on the walls or something. IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_Servo Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 *vomits* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Reminds me of pirates :twss: 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Reminds me of pirates :twss: Arr ye be spot on matey. I wonder what body part he will eat next??? :shock: Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert_de_Sable Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have nothing else to say. [English translation needed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3_Crusader Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 Reminds me of pirates :twss: Arr ye be spot on matey. I wonder what body part he will eat next??? :shock: Doubt he can :lol: He's probably dead by now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Doubt he can :lol: He's probably dead by now :lol: [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yes_Its_Ross Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Doubt he can :lol: He's probably dead by now :lol: I wonder if he walked off a cliff :shock: Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Eye can't see how he could do such a thing! He must look a bad sight now though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Eye can't see how he could do such a thing! He must look a bad sight now though. Awesome. :lol: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxtrot17 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 At least he doesnt have to pay a tip. Veni, vidi, vici - Julius Caesar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Eye can't see how he could do such a thing! He must look a bad sight now though. *annoys phillip kolar by him thinking I had anything to say of relevance or relation to his quote* HAHA! I BROKE A RULE On Topic: I wonder if the cornea of different eye-colors tastes different. :thumbup: [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Eye can't see how he could do such a thing! He must look a bad sight now though. *annoys phillip kolar by him thinking I had anything to say of relevance or relation to his quote* HAHA! I BROKE A RULE *annoys l0rd by telling him he is not philip kolar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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