Harakiri Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Yotube can be both the best, and worst, website on the internet. Thanks to the thirteen year old girls with no self esteem that apparently rule it, we find ourselves facing a huge onslaught of crappy channels and series. Please enjoy my look at some of Yotubes most subscribed channels. NUMBER 20:EXPERT VILLAGE http://www.youtube.com/user/expertvillage With a whopping 138541 videos, it's no wonder they are subscribed as much as they are. But what can I find on this channel? Auctions? Sports Tips? Dancing Tips? Skin Care Advice? Sexuality Advice? Yes, they have tips for everything, and after watching five of their videos, I am officially bored to death. Maybe number 19 will be a little bit more exciting? NUMBER 19:SETH COMEDY http://www.youtube.com/user/SethComedy Awesome! Seth Mcfarlane, the guy who made Family Guy (I don't like considering him the idiot behind American Dad). These have to be funny! Oh, they aren't. Yes, the jokes are all either older than your great grandma, or are so stupid, you'll want to go back to watching skincare tips. Seth Mcfarlane lets me down again. With American Dad, Horrendous new episodes of Family Guy, and this, I already can tell how funny the Cleveland Shows going to be. NUMBER 18:SELENA GOMEZ http://www.youtube.com/user/SelGomez I hope to god my British counterparts or any other people of a nation other than the U.S don't have to worry about Disney Channels idiot teen stars. One day they are the best people on Earth and selling out concerts and selling billions of copies of their movies, the next they are all gone and nobody cares. From Lizzie Mcguire to Hannah Montana. From That's So Raven to Suite Life of Zach and Cody. One day they are swimming in pools of money, the next, they are sitting around making albums that sell minimally and don't make enough money to survive. Selena Gomez is apparently from Wizards of Waverly Place (I have had the pleasure to never watch it). Her channel makes me want to go back to Seth, they make me want to kill myself. I hate Vlogs, especially of famous people where they are all up close to the camera and talking like they are kings or queens. As far as I'm concerned, Disney is the greatest evil of the world, and must be stopped before they turn the teenage girls against us. NUMBER 17:ATHENE WINS http://www.youtube.com/user/AtheneWins Who is Athene and why does he/she win? Oh, its another crappy vlog. It's from some Belgian guy and it sucks. He does a random vlog about stuff going on with him, and then has a girl do some kind of vloging too. And his little banner up top of his name in the videos say I should subscribe for a hot girl. Which I see now is why so many have subscribed, so they can turn off the speakers and stare at the hot girl. NUMBER 16:ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD http://www.youtube.com/user/JamesNintendoNerd WHOA! Wait, someone I like is actually on this list? The Angry Video Game Nerd, for those that don't know, is a guy who rants about old games while pooping on them, blowing them up, and using a gratuitous ammount of the F word. He is funny, but his channel is mostly his older videos and trailers for his new ones. I guess Youtubers have a little taste. NUMBER 15:HAPPY SLIP http://www.youtube.com/user/HappySlip An asian using Asian stereotypes for comedy? This has to be good... Dammit, spoke too soon. It's another lame attempt at comedy. Most of the subscribers I have seen are Asian, which I guess would explain some of the popularity. Overall, it's another reason Youtubes subscribers have no taste. NUMBER 14:MAKEMEBAD35 http://www.youtube.com/user/makemebad35 Another lame brained attempt at comedy. Horrible acting, usually terrible jokes meant for ten year olds, and just an overall crappy atmosphere. There can definately be nothing worse than this random and terrible attempt at comedy right? NUMBER 13:DAVE DAYS http://www.youtube.com/user/davedays Why'd I have to speak? Actually, I found this a bit more amusing than the other channels (probably because I'm an idiot). He's pretty funny, and deserves a looksie I guess. NUMBER 12:THE REAL DEMI LOVATO http://www.youtube.com/user/therealdemilovato NOT ANOTHER GODDAMN DISNEY PERSONA CHANNEL! Oh, but it is, this time for Demi Lovato, who I guess was in Camp Rock, a mediocre movie that the girls ate up because it had the Jonas Brothers in it. Never mind the idiot acting and [developmentally delayed]ed story, let's just continually feed Disney our souls until they completely disappear. She has her own crappy comedy series, like all good disney stars, and I had the misfortune to watch five excruciating minutes of bad acting, horrible jokes, and I swear I felt something trying to tear my chest open and pull out my soul. NUMBER 11:MILEY MANDY http://www.youtube.com/user/mileymandy JESUS CHRIST! NOT ANOTHER GODDAMN DISNEY PERSONA CHANNEL!!!!!! Please, read this piece from Miley's information box on her channel and tell me if you would enjoy this channel. [hide=]OMG WE PICKED 4 WINNERS SO FAR... YALL STILL HAVE A CHANCE! THE CURRENT WINNERS ARE homeawaysally, miley&brit, annetteproductions, & learntolove777! YAYY! CONGRATS YALL! THE NEW HM SOUNDTRACK IS OUT WHOOO HOO![/hide] Yeah, another stupid Disney Star who (out of all things) 3D concert went on to be the highest grossing movie ever. AND IT WAS A CONCERT IN 3D! How could she beat the Titanic with something you could just wait and go see Live someday? At least Titanic was epic and amazing, this movie is not a movie, it's a concert! Hopefully there will be no more goddamn Disney channel stars. NUMBER 10:VENETIAN PRINCESS http://www.youtube.com/user/VenetianPrincess Sadly, I found this to be funny. Her paradies are kind of funny, and are a somewhat good way to wash out that bad taste in my mouth left from the past couple numbers. She deserves a checking out. So, Youtube has a little more taste than I thought. NUMBER 9:SXEPHIL http://www.youtube.com/user/sxephil Oh, cool another crappy vlog. Not funny, not in any way relevant, and an overall bore. His channel is a pain in the [wagon] too. Why would you put some huge picture at the top, and then make us go all the way to the bottom just to get to your videos. Idiot. NUMBER 8:WHAT THE BUCK SHOW http://www.youtube.com/user/WHATTHEBUCKSHOW I think this guy is pretty funny beside his annoying voice. He is a gay guy who basically talks about celebrity news. His videos can range from stupid, to funny, to really funny. He's kind of on and off and deserves a looksie if you are into celebrity news. Youtube gains .1 of a respect point. NUMBER 7:MACHINIMA http://www.youtube.com/user/machinima Machinima is a place where pretty much anyone with a Machinima can post it. A lot of the stuff is flat out terrible, but there are some gems like Arby and the Chief, G-Man Squad, and Freeman's Mind. I also like the GTA Glitches and Stuff series, and Inside Gaming. Overall, it's a worthy channel, and a videogame comedy sanctuary. Sometimes. Man, two good channels in a row! A third would be great! NUMBER 6:KEVJUMBA http://www.youtube.com/user/kevjumba No! Don't ruin the good streak with a vlog! NOOOOOOO! Yes, another terrible vlog, this time with an Asian guy. The one video I was able to survive he talked about how eating M and M's of the same color is racist...and this is relevant how? I had so much hope Youtube. NUMBER 5: JONAS BROTHERS http://www.youtube.com/user/JonasBrothersMusic Please...don't do it...don't make me watch it... NO! MY SOUL! GIVE IT BACK! HA! GOT YOU YOU CRAPPY BAND THAT IS ONLY LIKED BY PRE TEEN GIRLS AND PEOPLE WITH NO TASTE IN MUSIC! I hate the Jonas Brothers with a passion. They suck. They are apparently huge christians, which every news channel likes to talk about. They also wear these damn purity rings, because sex before marriage is bad. It's a good lesson for kids, but has been made fun of by MadTV and South Park. Please tell me they will not have their own movie. Oh, the Jonas Brothers 3D Concert was a huge hit? I wouldn't have guessed. But will they make a movie like the Hannah Montana Movie, put it on the big screen? Please say no. I also just want to say, that the commercial for the Hannah Montana Movie makes it look so boring. A fight over shoes and choosing between making billions of dollars, or living in a cabin and playing your banjo? Whoa, tough decision. NUMBER 4: UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP http://www.youtube.com/user/universalmusicgroup Not a bad channel for those of you into the rap scene. But, I hate rap and find that the songs I heard on the channel were pretty bad. "Arab Money"? What the hell does that mean? And I didn't know the Arabs consisted of black people, hookers, and gamblers. Learn something new every day. Not a bad channel though. THE TOP THREE MOST SUBSCRIBED CHANNELS EVER! These cannot possibly be bad. No way, these have to be awesome! NUMBER 3: SMOSH http://www.youtube.com/user/smosh Smosh is the most hit or miss thing ever. It has the most [developmentally delayed]ed videos ever, and also some of the funniest. They are terrible actors, who have to scream, make funny faces, and do the most random things. Yes, I admit I subscribe and find them kind of funny, but I also find that they are one of the most [developmentally delayed]ed things to ever grace the internet. NUMBER 2:NIGAHIGA http://www.youtube.com/user/nigahiga Oh my god, another half way decent channel. Youtube really is winning tons of respect from me now. They do the same kind fo random sketch comedy as everyone else on Youtube, but are Asian, and are usually pretty funny and not as [developmentally delayed]ed as Smosh or some others. Definately worth a look. AND THE NUMBER ONE MOST SUBSCRIBED CHANNEL: I can't wait to see what amazing individual has earned this prize! I can't wait to watch their videos and bask in the glory of the greatest videos of Youtube...I can't wait---- NUMBER 1: FRED http://www.youtube.com/user/Fred No...No...No no no no no! I can't believe that anyone could even watch these videos. No...None please. No, I'd rather cut up my testicles and stuff them down my throat. Can someone please explain to me how a squeeky voiced idiot kid is funny? Can someone please tell me what's so great? Can someone tell me what's wrong with the world? Please? ENDIT: HOLY CRAP! RATCHET BLEW OUT HIS OWN BRAINS! MY ONLY SON! AND LOOK AT HIS COMPUTER! FRED ON YOUTUBE? IS THIS WHY? LET ME SEE WHAT MADE HIM KILL HIMSELF!! HI EVERYONE I'M FRED! JESUS CHRIST! *BOOM! BOOM!* AN HOUR LATER: Rorschach's Journal, March 30, 2009. I heard two shots and came to see what happened. Three people are dead on the floor of a house, each one with a bullet in their head. The cause is this Youtube Channel with the name "Fred". My newly polished shoes step into the large pools of blood that are now crusting over the floor. I decide against clicking on the video and watching it, instead, I will track this murderer, and kill him. Tonight, a bad Comedian will die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameHawk18 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 No Boxxy? :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 that was an erm interesting read. Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db300 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Wow at the number of subscribers Fred has.....just lost a little faith in humanity. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Good for you? And Universal Music Group isn't rap, it's a little of everything. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 No, I'd rather cut up my testicles and stuff them down my throat. Hey, then you'd sound like him. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Wow at the number of subscribers Fred has.....just lost a little faith in humanity. :wall: Not only that, but on facebook apparently I have four friends ex-friends who are "fans" of fred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 Good for you? And Universal Music Group isn't rap, it's a little of everything. I know, I just found that it had a lot of rap on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 You made a great comment about Fred there, nice work. :thumbup: #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Well that's worldwide. I much prefer our British YouTubers :D Charlieissocoollike > BBC Nerimon is luff too I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 There's Fred merchandise??!! I'm watching Pwned video of nigahiga.. o.o :lol: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_man_army Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 NUMBER 4: UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP http://www.youtube.com/user/universalmusicgroup Not a bad channel for those of you into the rap scene. But, I hate rap and find that the songs I heard on the channel were pretty bad. "Arab Money"? What the hell does that mean? And I didn't know the Arabs consisted of black people, hookers, and gamblers. Learn something new every day. Not a bad channel though. I don't like the song but the implication is that he's getting money like many of the oil rich arab leaders (like the Sultan of Brunei). He's only referring to money. That being said, its one of Busta's worst singles ever. He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 There's Fred merchandise??!! I'm watching Pwned video of nigahiga.. o.o :lol: The pwned video is actually pretty sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 There's Fred merchandise??!! I'm watching Pwned video of nigahiga.. o.o :lol: The pwned video is actually pretty sweet. I just watched it :D They needed a pwned with the green ball though :P I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 You like WhatTheBuck? He's terrible. Though I am subscribed to sxephil so we're even I guess. I never saw what was the big deal with Fred though. I tried one of his videos, I wanted to jump off a bridge afterwards. It's just an internet fad. In a year there will be a new person topping the list. The Disney channel fads are annoying as well but something that you have to live with. Other than that I expected most of the results. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoi_Tu Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I greatly dislike Youtube "culture" or whatever you want to call it. Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Nigahiga is pretty awesome :P I might check some of them out, I'm running out of ideas for things to search on YT Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 You like WhatTheBuck? He's terrible. Though I am subscribed to sxephil so we're even I guess. I never saw what was the big deal with Fred though. I tried one of his videos, I wanted to jump off a bridge afterwards. It's just an internet fad. In a year there will be a new person topping the list. The Disney channel fads are annoying as well but something that you have to live with. Other than that I expected most of the results. I'm not so sure about Fred just passing, he's been pretty popular for quite some time now. I'm also pretty surprised my favorite channels are ranked pretty high up, with collegehumor at #26 and picnicface with #22 (canada). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauke Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Lol, great post. Twitter ||| Google+ ||| Facebook ||| LinkedIn ||| My very interesting weblog about science Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I greatly dislike Youtube "culture" or whatever you want to call it. I used to like it a lot. (The english one at least - can't say for American) but it's all about how many friends you have and how much you're a 'nerdfighter' and how you are one of the 5awesome*adjective*. You have to play guitar and make your own album or be into Dr Who... I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mylez Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Thanks. :) Gunna check some of those out this weekend, I've only come across a couple of those myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmedaddy Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Who the hell is Boxxy? You should do the top 210 most viewed videos. 1 is still Evolution of Dance right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 Who the hell is Boxxy? You should do the top 210 most viewed videos. 1 is still Evolution of Dance right? Nope. It's actually Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmedaddy Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Who the hell is Boxxy? You should do the top 210 most viewed videos. 1 is still Evolution of Dance right? Nope. It's actually Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 Who the hell is Boxxy? You should do the top 210 most viewed videos. 1 is still Evolution of Dance right? Nope. It's actually Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend wut http://www.youtube.com/browse?s=mp&t=a&cr=US&p=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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