Harakiri Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 So I have seen the channels that youtubers so faithfully follow, now I have to take a look at the videos they watch so much. NUMBER 20: GUITAR It's a video of some guy playing guitar. And I don't find it that exciting, and the couple times I've watched it, I thought it was fake. Also, apparently the kid playing is not the person who posted it and due the amazingly huge number of views, he says it is actually him playing now. Not a bad video, but definately nothing special enough to be viewed so much. NUMBER 19:CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY SPONGEBOB http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ARyAb_1Bs First off, I see that you are able to pay to run ads on this video, and this also puts up ads for porn sites. The ad says that the video we are watching is sexy, which is creepy since we are watching various clips of Spongebob while one of the worst songs ever is played in the background. It is pointless, and proves that Youtube is mainly a place for idiots. NUMBER 18: TIMBALAND: THE WAY I ARE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWg3IMN_rhU I don't like the title. Why can't rappers speak proper English? Also, I don't find anything remotely special about this song. It's just like any other rap song. Apparently, it features quite a few people who are very well known in the rapping community, but since I know nothing about rap besides that it usually involves gang banging, hoe banging, and being rich. NUMBER 17: POTTER PUPPET PALS How the hell is this funny? At first I found it kind of amusing, but then it went on and on, and I just felt like killing myself by stuffing all seven books in my mouth and choking to death. It's like, the worst kind of comedy you can get. I could laugh more at an episode of Important Things With Demetri Martin! And that is not at all a complement. Hopefully Youtube can give me something funnier than this... NUMBER 16:JONAS BOTHERS BURNING UP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXLHgPcZuc Yes, I meant to misspell their name. Who would have thought I would end up with a Disney Channel video on my list? If you did not, then you apparently have never been on Youtube or paid attention to the outside world. Anyone who knows me knows that I dislike these "Child stars" a lot. Why? First of all, why are they all sitting together in short little shorts at the beginning? It's kind of creepy... The lyrics are terrible. The first are "I'm hot, you're cold". First of all, that very narcisistic Joe Jonas. Just because every girl under the age of 13 wants you to bang her does not mean you have to use those kind of lyrics. When I saw Nick Jonas (or is he the other Jonas who's name slips my mind?) in the speedboat, I thought he was Rick Astley for a second. Oh, the others name is Kevin. So basically, they fail to parody various genres of movies, and fail to make a good song. Good job! NUMBER 15: JONAS BOTHERS: SOS No...no way...don't make me watch two Jonas Brothers videos in a row... Apparently, it has a bunch of Disney Channel stars in it that don't make music (which is good). I am sorry to say though, that I found this song kind of catchy, and I found myself tapping my foot to the beat... WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING! SLOWLY THE DISNEY CHANNEL RIPS MY SOUL OUT, SLOWLY THEY TRY TO CONVERT ME TO THE CULT THEY HAVE CREATED! WHAT WOULD WALT SAY??? I do not condone this behavior of making teenagers stars and making terrible animated features, and to combat this, we will open the Disney vault and keep throwing out our originals, as well as butcher them with continual sequels that were made in seven days. Walt Disney is rolling over in his grave. Everytime I go to Disney World, Disney is always put to the side (at least at Epcot) and it works more toward an experience the whole family can enjoy. While there are a few pop ups of various characters, it is still more geared toward an enjoyable experience for everyone. I cannot say that for the Jonas Bothers. NUMBER 14:Akon: Don't Matter Isn't this the guy who does the chipmunk songs or whatever? I actually like this song, because it does not seem like it's trying to be rap. It was my girlfriend's song that she always turned on whenever we were in the car (I don't know why. I'm sure it hinted toward the reason we broke up, I never figured out why she broke it up). Not much to say about this one, it's the most enjoyable video so far on the list. NUMBER 13: CHRIS BROWN AND T-PAIN: KISS KISS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DC4Rb9quKk What have I learned from this song? High Schoolers sure have big booties, and that Chris Brown should quit biting Rihanna and start biting his tongue. Another reason I dislike rap? The repitition of words over and over. This song repeats the same words over and over. Nothing worthwhile for me. NUMBER 12: TIMBALAND: APOLOGIZE Isn't there a brand of shoes called Timbalands? Just a random question. Yes, this song is quite different, the video seems kind of budget though and is not that exciting. The song is alright, kind of catchy, but nothing I could see as being so popular. NUMBER 11:MILEY CYRUS: 7 THINGS If this does not sum it up, then I don't know what does (I found this in the comments section): Uncalled for~ Lionheart_0 I hate her, and I still hate Disney. Her show is stupid, her dress in this is wierd, and this is another budget video made in a studio. It's a bad song. Please don't make me decide who's worse, Miley or the Jonas Bothers...please...because it's too hard to say. NUMBER 10: ALICIA KEYS: NO ONE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktUSIJEiOug I hate this ladies voice a lot. I also hate this song. Nothing exciting here. NUMBER 9: HAHAHA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk Jesus Crimeny! This baby scared the crap out of me. His laugh is like that of any 80's cartoon villain. He sounds like someone who murders for fun. It's definately kind of cute, but the laugh will scare the crap out of you. And I never knew babies found the word "DOH" funny. His dad needs to be taught about babies though because that thing sounded like it was choking. NUMBER 8:LEONA LEWIS: BLEEDING LOVE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF84pIhP5UM She does not have a very distinguishing voice (at least to me). I found this song pretty good though, much better than half the crap I have had to listen to the rest of this list. The video is kind of wierd though. Funny how there has been no rock anywhere...I WANT ROCK... NUMBER 7: JEFF DUNHAM: ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go ...or Jeff Dunham... Oh my god, Youtube has heard my pleas! One of my favorite comedians who I have actually gotten to see in person, this is definately a welcome addition to this list. "Silence...I KEEL YOU!" One of the greatest lines in the comedy world. Enjoy this, because I am sure this is as good as this friggin list will get. NUMBER 6: RIHANNA: DON'T STOP THE MUSIC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsRWpK4pf90 I cannot stand her face. YUCK! Anyways, this is another typical pop/hip hop song. Nothing special, and definately not very good. NUMBER 5: CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER AGAIN Oh my god... They have their own blog and I have seen them on the news. Why? Because Charlie bit that other kid. Big whoop. It's not funny, and may be cute, but it's totally not worth the fifty five seconds I had to watch. NUMBER 4: CHRIS BROWN: WITH YOU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqumjziPTzk Another goddam pop/hip hop song. It is no different from any other. It has the same beat as forty nine billion other songs in it's genre, and is ultimately not that exciting. NUMBER 3: LEZBERADO: REVENGE FANTASIES With a name like Lezberado, I was scared. No...it's actually some ugly lady who does not like some girl and complain about it. She got mean though at the end. Get her parents to pick her up? OOOOH! PAINFUL! NUMBER 2: EVOLUTION OF DANCE This guy can dance! And it is really funny. Definately worth a looksie if you have never indulged in this fun video. I can't criticize it, and I can't tell you not to watch it, so that is all I can say. NUMBER 1: AVRIL LAVIGNE: GIRLFRIEND http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ25-glGRzI And the number one video is some ugly [bleep]y girl singing. And what's up with the random cussing around the end of the first quarter? It's like she's saying "Hi mom...uh yeah, I may be like 17, but I am going to cuss like a sailor to get some kind of point around people stupid enough to like my songs. Uh yeah, so enjoy the fact that I am slowly turning into a [bleep]ty, cussing, hoe." By the way, if Avril Lavigne ever kicked my girlfriend away and started kissing me, first I would totally kick her in the balls, and then I would go make sure I did not get any kind of disease from her. ENDIT: So what have I learned from watching twenty videos that youtubers find the need to watch hundreds of millions of times? That there still is no hope for the world. Only logical way to get away from it is to kill myself. *BOOM* Hey, Ratchet, you know the other day you shot yourself, survived, and your parents ended up killing themselves. Well Rorscach showed up at Fred's house and killed him. Nixon's twelth term brings the Keene act. Apparently, Nixon enjoyed Fred and decided that his death was unacceptable. Rorschach is about to be brought it...JESUS CHRIST YOU KILLED YOURSELF...AGAIN! Why? Oh, the most watched video on Youtube. Let have a looksie... HELL YEAH! I'M THE MOTHER[bleep]ING PRINCESS! I HAVE NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY! WHAT KIND OF GOD WATCHES OVER US?! *BOOM* AN HOUR LATER: Rorscachs journal, April 1, 2009. Nixon has been after me for a while thanks to my assassination of one of the worlds most popular [developmentally delayed]s. Now, I stand staring at the man who killed himself the other day, and his cousin who took over as his parents. Both bleed large pils of blood, brains sticking around like used chewing gum. I check the computer. They killed themselves over the most watched video ever on Youtube, an Avril Lavigne song. Thankfully, I grew up in the eighties and carry my walk man with me and to negate the effects of this song, I turn on my Duran Duran CD and scream out "Hungry Like the Wolf". Soon, Avril Lavigne shuts up and I turn off my CD player. I now must find this woman, and kill her. A comedian died the other night, and next I am going to kill a little teenage [bleep]. Some may say I have no ethics. I tell them that they can shut up and learn that anyone that laughs or enjoys such crap have no ethics. END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I fail to see the point in these threads, but proceed if you may.... IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Jeff Dunham isn't funny at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 This is the last one, it is just that someone requested I do this. I like Jeff Dunham though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Awesome? 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 are you gonna make a most favorited thread next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 90% of YouTubers are idiots. I mean come on The Evolution of Dance deserves top spot way more than 'Girlfriend'!!! However, I like 'The Way I Are', I can play it on saxophone. \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeloser22 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Was this necessary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Dude Potter Puppet Pals is amazing. Watch the later ones with real puppets. "Hagrid's Buttcrack!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Dude Potter Puppet Pals is amazing. Watch the later ones with real puppets. "Hagrid's Buttcrack!" "I found the scource of the ticking! It's a pipebomb!" "YAAAAAY" *boom* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 You have too much anger towards youtube. :-s 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Dude Potter Puppet Pals is amazing. Watch the later ones with real puppets. "Hagrid's Buttcrack!" Voldemort's nipple. Edit: By the way, if Avril Lavigne ever kicked my girlfriend away and started kissing me, first I would totally kick her in the balls, and then I would go make sure I did not get any kind of disease from her. What. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db300 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Wow, are you that critical of all music? :roll: Also at number five, I think Eric Roberts did it better: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_man_army Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 NUMBER 13: CHRIS BROWN AND T-PAIN: KISS KISS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DC4Rb9quKk What have I learned from this song? High Schoolers sure have big booties, and that Chris Brown should quit biting Rihanna and start biting his tongue. Another reason I dislike rap? The repitition of words over and over. This song repeats the same words over and over. Nothing worthwhile for me. Erm this isn't a rap song. Chris Brown makes RnB music (albeit bad rnb music). He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 10 points on originality. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 NUMBER 20: GUITAR It's a video of some guy playing guitar. And I don't find it that exciting, and the couple times I've watched it, I thought it was fake. Also, apparently the kid playing is not the person who posted it and due the amazingly huge number of views, he says it is actually him playing now. Not a bad video, but definately nothing special enough to be viewed so much. Lol, are you telling me you don't know what Canon Rock is? He's not just "some guy playing guitar," he's covering JerryC's arrangement of Pachelbel's Canon in D. I'm surprised, I thought knowing the existence of Canon Rock was a requirement for joining the internet... either way, it's a great song. NUMBER 17: POTTER PUPPET PALS How the hell is this funny? At first I found it kind of amusing, but then it went on and on, and I just felt like killing myself by stuffing all seven books in my mouth and choking to death. It's like, the worst kind of comedy you can get. I could laugh more at an episode of Important Things With Demetri Martin! And that is not at all a complement. Hopefully Youtube can give me something funnier than this... Potter Puppet Pals isn't that great, but it's not that bad. And you should check out some of Neil Cicierega's other stuff, it's pretty great. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfsb5HUF ... re=channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Didnt he make The Ultimate Showdown? 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Yeah, he's actually made like 8 albums :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I don't get your fascination with one of the simplest things to find on YouTube. But. I like Timbaland. He is a pimp. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Funny how the only good one is the evolution of dance lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Dude Potter Puppet Pals is amazing. Watch the later ones with real puppets. "Hagrid's Buttcrack!" "I found the scource of the ticking! It's a pipebomb!" "YAAAAAY" *boom* The pipebomb one is the only good one. :lol: #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyPunchers Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Avril Lavigne is a horrible singer, songwriter and person in general.. But she's insanely hot. So I let all that slide. Thanks to all those who have messaged me concerning a revamp of my Range-Slayer guide. Because of you all I will start rewriting it asap.[/color] Formerly RobinHoodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Being a rebellious punk can make any girl look hot though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBeam Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 By the way, if Avril Lavigne ever kicked my girlfriend away and started kissing me, first I would totally kick her in the balls, and then I would go make sure I did not get any kind of disease from her. :twss: Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American SocietyRebdragon can't wiz a woz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracion1 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I don't know a single person at school who doesn't know the mysterious ticking noise song... "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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