Jard_Y_Dooku Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Post the strangest dreams you've ever had. Post multiples if you like, and don't be shy. Please post the description of each individual dream (please narrate in present tense) within a hide tag if it contains graphic content. Here's my latest, from a few day ago: [hide=WARNING]So I was at this farm on a bench sitting next to my dad, and I had a Japanese blow-up doll that i was having sex with. I was naked except for some towels. My dad joked about me having sex with the doll with a weird grin on his face (he actually thought I was masturbating), and I was surprised he thought that, even though the doll was right on top of me. So then he gets up and goes over to some other people and does some stuff which I can't remember... then he gets eaten by a creature which I think was a Pokémon. And then that gets eaten by another creature which may also have been a Pokémon, which eats more people and is eaten by another creature, which again may or may not have been a Pokémon. Finally, that gets eaten by a Cloyster Pokémon. And it just sits there. So by now it's night-time, and me and this woman (I think she was older in age) go out of the building (it's on some weird old farm) - and somehow I have clothes on now. So her and I go across the street and get corn from another farming patch. We throw corn all across the farm as we drive away in her car... apparently to solve some strange curse that had to do with Cloyster eating people. She's all upset and she says... "I just want to go shopping tomorrow" or something. So I say "I'll go with you", and we drive off, eventually past a windmill which is the start of the farm. I planned to get a wireless card for my laptop at WalMart (and I was pissed originally because my dad made me go to the farm and I couldn't bring my laptop because I didn't have a wireless card). So anyways, I blank out for a while, and suddenly me and the woman are FREAKING FLYING ON BALLOONS GOD DAMN IT!!! Suddenly she's younger I think. The view was amazing, by the way. We were talking about how environmentalists whine about how there are no trees left. So I was like... "look at all the trees!!", and the woman's like... "yeah", and I'm thinking... "what if these balloons pop and I fall onto a tree, that would mother[bleep]ing hurt like hell". So finally we land on a huge cliff which is pretty much like a wall... but it's a cliff-wall sort of thing. =/ I don't know why the hell we are here. So the woman gets these hook things... and I'm like WTF is going on? We're on a HUGE cliff that I do NOT want to fall off of. So then she gives me a hook, and I start jumping off the side of the cliff with the hook, and I'm scared as hell, thinking OMFG what if I fall, OMG. So she gets her own hook ready and starts coming down with me, and I'm thinking... how in the [bleep] did you jam two huge hooks into solid granite with your bare hands, and secondly, why is the rope unraveling slowly, automatically, instead of going right away and having us fall and die? So anyways we get to the bottom of this big cliff-wall and we're confronted by this huge creature thing (which talks). The woman is still untying her rope or whatever. So I'm basically like "WTF M8", and I throw the woman's axe at it, and then my weapon... and I have no idea where the hell we got these because we didn't have them 5 seconds ago. So the creature just pulls the weapons out of himself and growls at us, and I say "Okay, WAIT WAIT. What are you, where are we, what the hell?... are you a werewolf?!". So the werewolf dude (who is HUGE) leads us across the city-place... showing us all these weirdo undead creatures... skeletons... zombies... ghouls... mummies... and plain old DISGUSTING creatures that I don't even know what the hell were. Zombie-ghoul-goblins or something. So finally we meet a clay mummy (who isn't actually alive)? and one of our ally wacko-creatures (there was 2, and again where the hell did they come from??) gets inside the clay mummy suit thing and is joking, moving his face inside the clay suit in a weird way, and not making any noise which makes it even creepier. So then he can't get out, and splits himself apart in the process trying to... finally he gets out (the parts of him floating in the air magnetically or something) and reattaches himself to himself (undead creatures have some sort of weird magical grafting effect). And that's pretty much all i remember. The next thing I knew I was in a room at a camp with a friend and some other kid. And we were talking about Pokémon or something, and looking forward to eating spaghetti. The end. I neither like Pokémon nor spaghetti.[/hide] This one is from a while back. [hide=WARNING]You know how when you're dreaming, you don't know it? So... I was in this little shop, and there was a murder investigation. There was someone with me, and I was very worried. There was crap spread inside the place with my DNA in it (don't ask), and I was asking the person "What am I going to do?". He told me to "Ditch the car. They ALWAYS look for the car.". I thought to myself, "What the hell would the police care about the CAR for?! There is crap with my DNA in it right here!". I don't know if I actually killed the guy or it was someone else, I can't remember. Anyways, I go outside eventually and see a ton of police cars. Suddenly, I wake up inside the dream. It's hard to explain the feeling. A dream is like another universe. You basically become God inside that little universe. Your power is unlimited. You know everything. You can do everything. So I jump up and fly past the cops at the speed of light, shouting, "I SHALL FIND THIS MURDERER.". Unfortunately I woke up a few seconds later, before I was able to download the RuneScape source code into my brain. FML.[/hide] Never trust anyone. You are always alone, and betrayal is inevitable.Nothing is safe from the jaws of the decompiler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacheco Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Post the strangest dreams you've ever had. Post multiples if you like, and don't be shy. Please post the description of each individual dream (please narrate in present tense) within a hide tag if it contains graphic content. Here's my latest, from a few day ago: [hide=WARNING]So I was at this farm on a bench sitting next to my dad, and I had a Japanese blow-up doll that i was having sex with. I was naked except for some towels. My dad joked about me having sex with the doll with a weird grin on his face (he actually thought I was masturbating), and I was surprised he thought that, even though the doll was right on top of me. So then he gets up and goes over to some other people and does some stuff which I can't remember... then he gets eaten by a creature which I think was a Pokémon. And then that gets eaten by another creature which may also have been a Pokémon, which eats more people and is eaten by another creature, which again may or may not have been a Pokémon. Finally, that gets eaten by a Cloyster Pokémon. And it just sits there. So by now it's night-time, and me and this woman (I think she was older in age) go out of the building (it's on some weird old farm) - and somehow I have clothes on now. So her and I go across the street and get corn from another farming patch. We throw corn all across the farm as we drive away in her car... apparently to solve some strange curse that had to do with Cloyster eating people. She's all upset and she says... "I just want to go shopping tomorrow" or something. So I say "I'll go with you", and we drive off, eventually past a windmill which is the start of the farm. I planned to get a wireless card for my laptop at WalMart (and I was pissed originally because my dad made me go to the farm and I couldn't bring my laptop because I didn't have a wireless card). So anyways, I blank out for a while, and suddenly me and the woman are FREAKING FLYING ON BALLOONS GOD DAMN IT!!! Suddenly she's younger I think. The view was amazing, by the way. We were talking about how environmentalists whine about how there are no trees left. So I was like... "look at all the trees!!", and the woman's like... "yeah", and I'm thinking... "what if these balloons pop and I fall onto a tree, that would [bleep] hurt like hell". So finally we land on a huge cliff which is pretty much like a wall... but it's a cliff-wall sort of thing. =/ I don't know why the hell we are here. So the woman gets these hook things... and I'm like WTF is going on? We're on a HUGE cliff that I do NOT want to fall off of. So then she gives me a hook, and I start jumping off the side of the cliff with the hook, and I'm scared as hell, thinking OMFG what if I fall, OMG. So she gets her own hook ready and starts coming down with me, and I'm thinking... how in the [bleep] did you jam two huge hooks into solid granite with your bare hands, and secondly, why is the rope unraveling slowly, automatically, instead of going right away and having us fall and die? So anyways we get to the bottom of this big cliff-wall and we're confronted by this huge creature thing (which talks). The woman is still untying her rope or whatever. So I'm basically like "WTF M8", and I throw the woman's axe at it, and then my weapon... and I have no idea where the hell we got these because we didn't have them 5 seconds ago. So the creature just pulls the weapons out of himself and growls at us, and I say "Okay, WAIT WAIT. What are you, where are we, what the hell?... are you a werewolf?!". So the werewolf dude (who is HUGE) leads us across the city-place... showing us all these weirdo undead creatures... skeletons... zombies... ghouls... mummies... and plain old DISGUSTING creatures that I don't even know what the hell were. Zombie-ghoul-goblins or something. So finally we meet a clay mummy (who isn't actually alive)? and one of our ally wacko-creatures (there was 2, and again where the hell did they come from??) gets inside the clay mummy suit thing and is joking, moving his face inside the clay suit in a weird way, and not making any noise which makes it even creepier. So then he can't get out, and splits himself apart in the process trying to... finally he gets out (the parts of him floating in the air magnetically or something) and reattaches himself to himself (undead creatures have some sort of weird magical grafting effect). And that's pretty much all i remember. The next thing I knew I was in a room at a camp with a friend and some other kid. And we were talking about Pokémon or something, and looking forward to eating spaghetti. The end. I neither like Pokémon nor spaghetti.[/hide] This one is from a while back. [hide=WARNING]You know how when you're dreaming, you don't know it? So... I was in this little shop, and there was a murder investigation. There was someone with me, and I was very worried. There was crap spread inside the place with my DNA in it (don't ask), and I was asking the person "What am I going to do?". He told me to "Ditch the car. They ALWAYS look for the car.". I thought to myself, "What the hell would the police care about the CAR for?! There is crap with my DNA in it right here!". I don't know if I actually killed the guy or it was someone else, I can't remember. Anyways, I go outside eventually and see a ton of police cars. Suddenly, I wake up inside the dream. It's hard to explain the feeling. A dream is like another universe. You basically become God inside that little universe. Your power is unlimited. You know everything. You can do everything. So I jump up and fly past the cops at the speed of light, shouting, "I SHALL FIND THIS MURDERER.". Unfortunately I woke up a few seconds later, before I was able to download the RuneScape source code into my brain. FML.[/hide] the moral. dont take acid before bedtime. OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Something to do with tornadoes and baking a muffin. A muffin which somehow made me unaffected by said tornadoes. Odd because I've never been in a part of the world with tornadoes and chances are hadn't had a muffin in months before that. I can't remember more than that, but I can remember thinking something along the lines of "WTF?" after I woke up. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshinjapan Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Well, I rarely remember my dreams, but I did have a good one a few weeks ago. For some reason, I was the butler at my house collecting the coats for a party in my (small) garage. Then, I appeared in my room and this girl was giving me tips for making better weed (which I've never tried). Then, we started making out on my bed and I woke up. Pretty weird dream to me, although not near as epic as others that will probably be posted. YOU! ATTEND TET EVENTS! CLICK HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 may i propose that we turn this into a "Post your crazy/weird dreams" thread, not necessarily the weirdest you've ever had? Every time I have a crazy or cool dream I always want to tell someone, and I can vividly remember it for a few minutes. But i always forget them about 30 minutes after I wake up :( Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trapical Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I'v had some very, very weird ones. I remember a few years ago I had a dream that I was a 16 year old girl... in France. It was really realistic too. In the dream I "woke up" in a room I have never seen before and started freaking out. I looked around to see that I had "fallen asleep" in my clothes, and that they were girly cloths matching the fact that I was, apparently a girl. I ran downstairs and saw what was must have been this girl's parents, a middle aged French couple. They spoke to me in French, but I don't speak French so I didn't know what to say. That didn't stop me though, I replied to them in French, no idea what I said but it sounded like perfect French to me. I really started freaking out since the whole thing felt awkwardly real. I sat down at this breakfast table, fully aware of the fact that I was in fact, a French girl. I sat there for a good five minutes trying to think of what to do as I ate some toast with fresh jam. I went back to my room to get a look of myself in my mirror, I saw a girl I have never even remotely seen before in my life. I saw a purse on my desk so I went over to see if I could find an ID when suddenly and unexpectedly I was wide awake in my own bed, it was about 2am. I was shaken up by the whole thing for some reason, I could swear I could still feel the bra straps on my shoulders. I also couldn't shake the weird thought that it was 2:15am, which is 9:15am in France. In the dream when I was eating toast I saw the time 9:14 on a clock in the kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshinjapan Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I'v had some very, very weird ones. I remember a few years ago I had a dream that I was a 16 year old girl... in France. It was really realistic too. In the dream I "woke up" in a room I have never seen before and started freaking out. I looked around to see that I had "fallen asleep" in my clothes, and that they were girly cloths matching the fact that I was, apparently a girl. I ran downstairs and saw what was must have been this girl's parents, a middle aged French couple. They spoke to me in French, but I don't speak French so I didn't know what to say. That didn't stop me though, I replied to them in French, no idea what I said but it sounded like perfect French to me. I really started freaking out since the whole thing felt awkwardly real. I sat down at this breakfast table, fully aware of the fact that I was in fact, a French girl. I sat there for a good five minutes trying to think of what to do as I ate some toast with fresh jam. I went back to my room to get a look of myself in my mirror, I saw a girl I have never even remotely seen before in my life. I saw a purse on my desk so I went over to see if I could find an ID when suddenly and unexpectedly I was wide awake in my own bed, it was about 2am. I was shaken up by the whole thing for some reason, I could swear I could still feel the bra straps on my shoulders. I also couldn't shake the weird thought that it was 2:15am, which is 9:15am in France. In the dream when I was eating toast I saw the time 9:14 on a clock in the kitchen. If only you could remember what you said in French. It'd be interesting to see what it translated to. YOU! ATTEND TET EVENTS! CLICK HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrellchest Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 A weird one that I had, is me and my great grandpa, who is 90+ years old, went sky diving over Hawaii. We got blown by a huge gust of wind (kinda like in Monkey Madness ;) ), and ended up landing in a very remote, cold, mountainous area of Alaska. We were walking around and found footprints, and followed them. They led to a tribe of eskimos, that only spoke in Morse code by tapping their feet. My grandpa knew the code from WWII, and was able to talk to them. I dont remember much after that, it was a while back haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I really really hate the dreams where something good happens, and something that'd make you almost happy happens, then you wake up. Always dissapoints me, and makes me feel like crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild_goat_14 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Well in one dream, I was riding on a dolphin, and it was doing flips and other crap, and it was also splashing the water, getting everybody wet, but it wasn't at Sea World, it felt as real as it could get. I forgot where I was though. I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.So, what is 1.111... equal to?10/9. Please don't continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Well in one dream, I was riding on a dolphin, and it was doing flips and other crap, and it was also splashing the water, getting everybody wet, but it wasn't at Sea World, it felt as real as it could get. I forgot where I was though. Were you on a boat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bewareitsandrew Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 This is copied from my livejournal. I have been suprisingly happy and optimistic lately, more than usallual! I had another dream with ambrosia in it. It was a school day, and we went into first period, which happened to be motobriking through long tunnels... me and ambrosia had to pick someone to ride with us, so we picked butters(south park)? and we rode throught this tunnel that took like an hour, with funky patterns and stuff. then butters dropped the "gee whiz.... we didn't get the highscore" so we got the high score. then in second period it was lake tahoe...? with a huge orange bridge... and jeannie (i dream of jeannie) gave us genie powers, so i made us able to fly, so we went and dived off the giant orange bride for all of 2nd, 3rd, and 4th peroids. one time when i dived in, one chick in 6th grade i know came up in a raft, (on the river part) and she fell out so i saved her. then me and bro couldn't find our lockers, so mr. lacey and mrs. kim took us to thier jungle home? with there lion/human (lium?) kids. then some guy came in with a clan of child killers, and they blew up mr. weatherbys head (lol) then lani came up and killed all the killers with a backscrater. then we all though that in was kill or be killed so everyone killed each other till me an ambrosia were left. so we shot each other. her death was very disturbing. it involved her clothes ripping off (i'm sorry it was a dream!!!) and then her body blew up and her large intensin landed on my head, and her stomach landing on a random dog. so yeah. it was AN AWESOME DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yup. ^Hawt new Siggy^ Made by yours truly.Yeah, Spanish class is where everything funny happens.Click To see my Origami gallery![hide=Important drops]Important drops..... Bandos Tassets x2Dragon medium helm x 1Dragon pickaxe x 1 (6m)Verac's Brassard x 1Veracs's Helm x 2Verac's Skirt x 1Guthan's Helm x 2Guthan's spear x 1 Karil's Leatherskirt x 1 Karil's C'bow x 1 Dharok's Helm x 1 (4.6m)[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I'v had some very, very weird ones. I remember a few years ago I had a dream that I was a 16 year old girl... in France. It was really realistic too. In the dream I "woke up" in a room I have never seen before and started freaking out. I looked around to see that I had "fallen asleep" in my clothes, and that they were girly cloths matching the fact that I was, apparently a girl. I ran downstairs and saw what was must have been this girl's parents, a middle aged French couple. They spoke to me in French, but I don't speak French so I didn't know what to say. That didn't stop me though, I replied to them in French, no idea what I said but it sounded like perfect French to me. I really started freaking out since the whole thing felt awkwardly real. I sat down at this breakfast table, fully aware of the fact that I was in fact, a French girl. I sat there for a good five minutes trying to think of what to do as I ate some toast with fresh jam. I went back to my room to get a look of myself in my mirror, I saw a girl I have never even remotely seen before in my life. I saw a purse on my desk so I went over to see if I could find an ID when suddenly and unexpectedly I was wide awake in my own bed, it was about 2am. I was shaken up by the whole thing for some reason, I could swear I could still feel the bra straps on my shoulders. I also couldn't shake the weird thought that it was 2:15am, which is 9:15am in France. In the dream when I was eating toast I saw the time 9:14 on a clock in the kitchen. Did you look at yourself? O_o Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 There was a thread like this a while back, but meh. For me I can't really recall my dreams too well, but recently, and by recently I mean the last year or so, I've been having these dreams where all the words I've said or just generally anything - is repeated endlessly in my head. Just words buzzing about repeating themself. It's like my brain is asleep while my body is awake - it's really sending my mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I was in some mysterious building ( I think it was a school ) and I find these people who were apparently my friends and start having conversations with them. Out of the blue, I see this demonic girl. I then confronted her and started a conversation, she offered me power and a new, enhanced body, which I accepted. Then, I was taken to a special machine and remade into this god-like, partially cybernetic body. She promised me a destiny in which I could become the ruler of a very powerful Empire that would eventually encompass the entire globe, but the scene soon changed and all of a sudden, others were brought to similar machines and remade into cybernetic slaves. Then, other machines were created to euthanize people by grinding them into a bloody pulp. I was appalled by the cruelty of the demonic [bleep] that I intended to lead a militaristic strike against her. Before the dream ended, I began to die because my body was flawed and began to deteriorate (by turning into dust). One time, I had a 3-part dream (over the course of 3 nights) in which a quasi-Communist country became a global superpower and declared war on the rest of the world. It began when the regime took control of an Eurasian nation and became strong allies with China and a few other Asian nations. The new regime began a series of purges that involved large public executions of "undesirables". In this first dream, I was a young man that was witnessing the execution of his wife by beheading and was being held back by some of his friends because they knew that I would be slaughtered if I pulled my gun out and started firing at the government officials and the executioners. Instead, I reluctantly gave in to his friends' pleas and plotted to assassinate every executioner. Later on, I found myself in some storage room in a former school, and I was a young boy. I was hiding from the cold (the nation declared nuclear war, which resulted in a nuclear winter). A man walked in (he was pretty huge) and saw me. I rushed at him, but I was surprisingly powerless and was easily apprehended. I was then taken to a room with a huge map showing the strategy for the war. On the map, there were arrows surrounding every continent, but most were pointing at Europe and North America. The leader then walked in and explained what was happening, and he stated that the war was designed to wipe out the human race and obliterate the planet. The man was clearly insane, but intelligent. I was then taken into another room, forced onto my knees with a pistol pointing to the back of my head, and shot. Other than those aforementioned dreams, the other ones that I consider the strangest include nightmares that I have had as a young child. The ones that were induced by watching a scary movie or whatever. The current dreams that I have now just involve lucid dreams in which I'm living an alternative life with an alternative historical timeline. These lives are very realistic and involve all five senses. It's like a different reality. If I were to fall into a coma and live in one of these realities, I would forget about the present and not realize that I'm lying in a hospital bed in the "true" reality. These dreams are always very pleasant and enjoyable, and I always find myself in a disappointed mood when I wake up to find that it's not real. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Most of my weird dreams involve me running, being chased, and my legs not working. Normal ones are me doing completely random stuff, which was prompted by nothing, and the people in it I haven't seen for like 7 years. I hardly dream as it is though. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Had this one last night, I was doing parkour on buildings, dropping 20 metres landing on my hands and feet like I was jumping on flat grass and landing on it, running up the wall as if it was a normal thing, and everyone was treating it like a normal thing. Next things I know I'm with my gf, even though I don't have one IRL, and I have never seen her before, yet I still feel some connection to her. :? Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I have the most [bleep]ed up dreams ever but I have had a dream which included Wongtong, then Ouchy_S and Hawks in another one and the latest had Silversword. Their physical appearance wasn't there but their names were clear. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revanlives Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I had this one a few years ago, and I still remember it. It started where I was sitting on my couch, alone, watching tv. Then a bolt of lightning struck me through the ceiling and I died. But it didn't end there, as all of the sudden I was standing in a movie theater. I could see a judge's podium right in front of me, and some manlike thing. I asked him where I was, since I didn't think being in the movie theater made any sense at all right after I had died. He told me, well there's good news and bad news. You see, you're not good enough to go to heaven, but you're not bad enough to go to hell. So for the rest of eternity, you'll be in this movie theater with all these people, watching movies. I think I then tried to convince him to let me into heaven, but he told me no. Then I remember walking along with thousands of people trying to get into a certain room of the movie theater. Bored, watching bad movies for a while, my last thought was, Well, at least I didn't go to hell. Then the dream ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I'm not going to say mine, ;_;. It's just... bad. Very bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jard_Y_Dooku Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 I'v had some very, very weird ones. I remember a few years ago I had a dream that I was a 16 year old girl... in France. It was really realistic too. In the dream I "woke up" in a room I have never seen before and started freaking out. I looked around to see that I had "fallen asleep" in my clothes, and that they were girly cloths matching the fact that I was, apparently a girl. I ran downstairs and saw what was must have been this girl's parents, a middle aged French couple. They spoke to me in French, but I don't speak French so I didn't know what to say. That didn't stop me though, I replied to them in French, no idea what I said but it sounded like perfect French to me. I really started freaking out since the whole thing felt awkwardly real. I sat down at this breakfast table, fully aware of the fact that I was in fact, a French girl. I sat there for a good five minutes trying to think of what to do as I ate some toast with fresh jam. I went back to my room to get a look of myself in my mirror, I saw a girl I have never even remotely seen before in my life. I saw a purse on my desk so I went over to see if I could find an ID when suddenly and unexpectedly I was wide awake in my own bed, it was about 2am. I was shaken up by the whole thing for some reason, I could swear I could still feel the bra straps on my shoulders. I also couldn't shake the weird thought that it was 2:15am, which is 9:15am in France. In the dream when I was eating toast I saw the time 9:14 on a clock in the kitchen. Were you a CUTE French girl? :P I was in some mysterious building ( I think it was a school ) and I find these people who were apparently my friends and start having conversations with them. Out of the blue, I see this demonic girl. I then confronted her and started a conversation, she offered me power and a new, enhanced body, which I accepted. Then, I was taken to a special machine and remade into this god-like, partially cybernetic body. She promised me a destiny in which I could become the ruler of a very powerful Empire that would eventually encompass the entire globe, but the scene soon changed and all of a sudden, others were brought to similar machines and remade into cybernetic slaves. Then, other machines were created to euthanize people by grinding them into a bloody pulp. I was appalled by the cruelty of the demonic [bleep] that I intended to lead a militaristic strike against her. Before the dream ended, I began to die because my body was flawed and began to deteriorate (by turning into dust). One time, I had a 3-part dream (over the course of 3 nights) in which a quasi-Communist country became a global superpower and declared war on the rest of the world. It began when the regime took control of an Eurasian nation and became strong allies with China and a few other Asian nations. The new regime began a series of purges that involved large public executions of "undesirables". In this first dream, I was a young man that was witnessing the execution of his wife by beheading and was being held back by some of his friends because they knew that I would be slaughtered if I pulled my gun out and started firing at the government officials and the executioners. Instead, I reluctantly gave in to his friends' pleas and plotted to assassinate every executioner. Later on, I found myself in some storage room in a former school, and I was a young boy. I was hiding from the cold (the nation declared nuclear war, which resulted in a nuclear winter). A man walked in (he was pretty huge) and saw me. I rushed at him, but I was surprisingly powerless and was easily apprehended. I was then taken to a room with a huge map showing the strategy for the war. On the map, there were arrows surrounding every continent, but most were pointing at Europe and North America. The leader then walked in and explained what was happening, and he stated that the war was designed to wipe out the human race and obliterate the planet. The man was clearly insane, but intelligent. I was then taken into another room, forced onto my knees with a pistol pointing to the back of my head, and shot. Other than those aforementioned dreams, the other ones that I consider the strangest include nightmares that I have had as a young child. The ones that were induced by watching a scary movie or whatever. The current dreams that I have now just involve lucid dreams in which I'm living an alternative life with an alternative historical timeline. These lives are very realistic and involve all five senses. It's like a different reality. If I were to fall into a coma and live in one of these realities, I would forget about the present and not realize that I'm lying in a hospital bed in the "true" reality. These dreams are always very pleasant and enjoyable, and I always find myself in a disappointed mood when I wake up to find that it's not real. The strange thing is, I don't consider that a nightmare, that is AWESOME. I don't know, I like dreams that are adventurous, I don't care what happens, haha. Although strangely, in my dreams, I've never died. EVER. Whatever opposes me always loses for some reason. Nothing wrong with that, I guess. :) Never trust anyone. You are always alone, and betrayal is inevitable.Nothing is safe from the jaws of the decompiler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trapical Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Were you a CUTE French girl? :P I asked myself this right after I woke up, I figured I was so-so, didn't have any makeup on or anything and still looked decent. In the dream I payed zero attention to this or any idea of "checking myself out". Dreams are weird like that, you forgot to do/think about the most obvious things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jard_Y_Dooku Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 Were you a CUTE French girl? :P I asked myself this right after I woke up, I figured I was so-so, didn't have any makeup on or anything and still looked decent. In the dream I payed zero attention to this or any idea of "checking myself out". Dreams are weird like that, you forgot to do/think about the most obvious things. Haha, that's funny. Never trust anyone. You are always alone, and betrayal is inevitable.Nothing is safe from the jaws of the decompiler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gauper_kid Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I had a dream where I thought I had lost a tooth, but my mouth was just filled with barbie shoes :? I also have a lot of dreams where I can jump really high, and some dreams where I have to cross the railroad tracks, but I can't move very fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 After seeing "Jurassic Park" for the first time (I was probably like 6 or 7, maybe 8, I really don't remember), I had this dream that I was a ninja in a forest with extremely tall trees fighting T-rex's. I must say it was pretty awesome kicking a T-rex's teeth out and knocking one out with a flying side kick to the face. 8-) Another dream I've had (multiple times) started with me walking into a castle to find that the inside was a giant gymnasium with holes in the floor that were openings to an underground tunnel system filled with freezing cold water. I would then dive into the water and swim around (returning to the gym for air every now and then) until I woke up. :? > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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