Libertherme Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 If I knew I was going to die when my alarm clock went off I would probably murder my ex girlfriend and her family, joy ride, smoke, do drugs, torch someone's house, fight as much as possible, steal and loot and generally do bad things. Might as well go out with a bang, eh? :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
issy2 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 I'd write a letter to everyone that's had a significant impact on my life, address them and leave them somewhere to be sent. I'd get on my bike and go and see a few places one last time (the schools I've been to, a couple of houses where I've spent a lot of time, say goodbye.) Then I'd come home, get a pencil and cover the walls of my room with writing - all my thoughts and ideas and things I've wanted to say, messages for my family, favourite lyrics and bits of poetry. I'd do that listening to music: Muse, Jay Jay Pistolet, the Love Cats, by the Cure, and lots of Louis Armstrong. Smash the window in my room so it'd open onto the sky - only opens a few inches at the moment, watch the stars. I wouldn't want to be asleep really. I'd want to know exactly what was happening to me. Wouldn't be so bad if it was tonight, because I could die watching a meteor shower : ) /babbling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azvareth Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Drink copious amounts of my favourite alcohol, then write down whatever goes through my mind. Call up my closest friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 I'd run away and go on a murdering spree down in London before I do :thumbup: Those MPs will regret they ever put their dog food on expenses :twisted: You could be the second female prime minister, Racheya :thumbsup: 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gauper_kid Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 I'd run away and go on a murdering spree down in London before I do :thumbup: Those MPs will regret they ever put their dog food on expenses :twisted: You could be the second female prime minister, Racheya :thumbsup: And the first dead one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Spend lots of time with my friends and family, duh. The same thing we do any other day, Pinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Fix'd. Ambition is better than nothin :thumbup: . [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbydog95 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 spend all my money, take out a huge lone and go and buy a ton of crap i could never have if i didnt do that. PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 And the first dead one. Silence. :anxious: 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Start a massive, violent riot. I'd also 'retire' Steven Conroy. I want to go down as the guy who said [bleep] you to supporters of censorship. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken102 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Pray to God. I'm an atheist, but it would be stupid to risk eternity in hell for one day :pray: I left my wife for a level 59 tank mage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Write some stuff down. Food and drink. Settle my debts as well as collecting dues. Then something insanely villianous to the people I didn't / don't like / annoyed me in school. Like forcing them to eat a tub of wasabi served with milk laced with laxative salts. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I'd run away and go on a murdering spree down in London before I do :thumbup: Those MPs will regret they ever put their dog food on expenses :twisted: You could be the second female prime minister, Racheya :thumbsup: And the first dead one. Nah. I'd ship in all the Tip.It moderators and administrators and become IRL mods of the UK. I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Panic, then cry for hours. This YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psvstef Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 write down how i feel and tell everyone i know that i love them(if i do) then take a sleep pill and go sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlindBaker Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Go to confession, which would probably take at least three hours. Talk to the girl I like for as long as I can. Then stay with my family and friends until I die. That, or swim in a giant pool of vanilla pudding. :thumbsup: Roses are red,Violets are blue.This line doesn't rhyme,And neither does this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I'd put the alarm clock in a stasis field or something of the sort, so that I could just take it out and die whenever I felt like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I wouldnt go on a murdering/raping spree, what if there actually is a heaven? I wouldnt screw up eternity for the rest of my eternity just for a few hours of fun. [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarthySun Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I would take all the pep pills I could hassle off of truckers, and be scared to death of sleeping. Anyways, in reality I would probably just cry forever, then sit in my room staring at the ceiling and thinking about my life and my ambitions and how I've affected those around me. So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Rob a wal mart. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken102 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Rob a wal mart. Atleast then you can die happy! On a side note, I've always wanted to see if those baconators are all they're made out to be... =P~ I left my wife for a level 59 tank mage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 First I'd panic, I'd write some sort of note for my family to read. Then get a gun, and drugs. Kill anybody I don't like, rape anyone I like, get high, and kill the president. Right before I die I would think "WAIT. What if that dude in Tif was actually making up that alarm clock thing? oh... too late." and die. Sad but true. Oh, and also, eat alot of junk food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mlclm Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 1. Set alarm clock for 11:11 pm 2. Write a note: "If this life ends at 11:11 pm, China's entire population must an hero." 3. Go down in history for completing a massive genocide without even being alive. 4. ???? 5. PROFIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 First I'd panic, I'd write some sort of note for my family to read. Then get a gun, and drugs. Kill anybody I don't like, rape anyone I like, get high, and kill the president. Right before I die I would think "WAIT. What if that dude in Tif was actually making up that alarm clock thing? oh... too late." and die. Sad but true. Oh, and also, eat alot of junk food. I know you're honest. :thumbup: Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Fox Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 act casual, 'cause it'll never happen anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I'd run away and go on a murdering spree down in London before I do :thumbup: Those MPs will regret they ever put their dog food on expenses :twisted: You could be the second female prime minister, Racheya :thumbsup: And the first dead one. Nah. I'd ship in all the Tip.It moderators and administrators and become IRL mods of the UK. :thumbup: :twisted: I'd probably go to the beach either this one in Oregon that I used to go to every summer or just some random white sandy beach with my best girl friend and just hang out there for the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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