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If I knew I was going to die when my alarm clock went off I would probably murder my ex girlfriend and her family, joy ride, smoke, do drugs, torch someone's house, fight as much as possible, steal and loot and generally do bad things. Might as well go out with a bang, eh? :thumbup:

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I'd write a letter to everyone that's had a significant impact on my life, address them and leave them somewhere to be sent. I'd get on my bike and go and see a few places one last time (the schools I've been to, a couple of houses where I've spent a lot of time, say goodbye.)

 

Then I'd come home, get a pencil and cover the walls of my room with writing - all my thoughts and ideas and things I've wanted to say, messages for my family, favourite lyrics and bits of poetry. I'd do that listening to music: Muse, Jay Jay Pistolet, the Love Cats, by the Cure, and lots of Louis Armstrong. Smash the window in my room so it'd open onto the sky - only opens a few inches at the moment, watch the stars.

 

 

 

I wouldn't want to be asleep really. I'd want to know exactly what was happening to me. Wouldn't be so bad if it was tonight, because I could die watching a meteor shower : )

 

 

 

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I'd run away and go on a murdering spree down in London before I do :thumbup: Those MPs will regret they ever put their dog food on expenses :twisted:

 

 

 

You could be the second female prime minister, Racheya :thumbsup:

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Spend lots of time with my friends and family, duh.

 

 

 

The same thing we do any other day, Pinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

 

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Ambition is better than nothin :thumbup: .

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Start a massive, violent riot. I'd also 'retire' Steven Conroy. I want to go down as the guy who said [bleep] you to supporters of censorship.

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Write some stuff down.

 

 

 

Food and drink.

 

 

 

Settle my debts as well as collecting dues.

 

 

 

Then something insanely villianous to the people I didn't / don't like / annoyed me in school.

 

 

 

Like forcing them to eat a tub of wasabi served with milk laced with laxative salts. :thumbup:

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I'd run away and go on a murdering spree down in London before I do :thumbup: Those MPs will regret they ever put their dog food on expenses :twisted:

 

 

 

You could be the second female prime minister, Racheya :thumbsup:

 

And the first dead one.

 

Nah. I'd ship in all the Tip.It moderators and administrators and become IRL mods of the UK.

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Go to confession, which would probably take at least three hours. Talk to the girl I like for as long as I can. Then stay with my family and friends until I die.

 

 

 

That, or swim in a giant pool of vanilla pudding. :thumbsup:

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I wouldnt go on a murdering/raping spree, what if there actually is a heaven? I wouldnt screw up eternity for the rest of my eternity just for a few hours of fun.

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I would take all the pep pills I could hassle off of truckers, and be scared to death of sleeping.

 

 

 

Anyways, in reality I would probably just cry forever, then sit in my room staring at the ceiling and thinking about my life and my ambitions and how I've affected those around me.

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First I'd panic, I'd write some sort of note for my family to read. Then get a gun, and drugs. Kill anybody I don't like, rape anyone I like, get high, and kill the president. Right before I die I would think "WAIT. What if that dude in Tif was actually making up that alarm clock thing? oh... too late." and die. Sad but true.

 

 

 

Oh, and also, eat alot of junk food.

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1. Set alarm clock for 11:11 pm

 

2. Write a note: "If this life ends at 11:11 pm, China's entire population must an hero."

 

3. Go down in history for completing a massive genocide without even being alive.

 

4. ????

 

5. PROFIT!

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First I'd panic, I'd write some sort of note for my family to read. Then get a gun, and drugs. Kill anybody I don't like, rape anyone I like, get high, and kill the president. Right before I die I would think "WAIT. What if that dude in Tif was actually making up that alarm clock thing? oh... too late." and die. Sad but true.

 

 

 

Oh, and also, eat alot of junk food.

 

I know you're honest. :thumbup:

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I'd run away and go on a murdering spree down in London before I do :thumbup: Those MPs will regret they ever put their dog food on expenses :twisted:

 

 

 

You could be the second female prime minister, Racheya :thumbsup:

 

And the first dead one.

 

Nah. I'd ship in all the Tip.It moderators and administrators and become IRL mods of the UK.

 

:thumbup: :twisted:

 

 

 

I'd probably go to the beach either this one in Oregon that I used to go to every summer or just some random white sandy beach with my best girl friend and just hang out there for the whole time.

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