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Things you do that you think no one else does

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When listening to music on my iPod, when at the end of a song I always have to skip to the next one, even if there's only a few seconds to wait.

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At night whilst listening to my ipod I become aware that I'm in a dark room and have to shine the ipod light to make sure that there aren't any persons lurking about.

 

 

 

Yep.

So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth,

These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf,

Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in,

Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything,

Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel,

Tear up the book and write your own damn rules,

Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got,

And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut,

And realise that the other world that you're always looking for,

Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door,

And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas,

After all, you were put on the earth to do this,

So shine your light so bright that all can see,

Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be.

Manage to find the same person twice in a row on omegle.

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It's great you know what you're talking about rustiod. Everything you've said is 100% accurate a true.

 

That being said...your a [bleep]ing [bleep] douchebag, and none of your advice will ever (or should ever) be taken seriously because of it.

disregard good advice because the giver is a douche

 

THAT MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSON

Manage to find the same person twice in a row on omegle.

 

Pshh, lenin did that like 3 times.

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Sometimes when I can't sleep at night so I pull my shirt up and lightly rub my hand across my belly and get that cold, ticklish feeling. It feels great. Does anyone else do this?

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Sometimes when I can't sleep at night so I pull my shirt up and lightly rub my hand across my belly and get that cold, ticklish feeling. It feels great. Does anyone else do this?

 

:uhh:

 

Just don't do it on stage.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Sometimes when I'm in a room or other quiet place by myself I'll say "I know you're listening"

Sometimes when I'm in a room or other quiet place by myself I'll say "I know you're listening"

 

 

 

Listening to you doing what?

It's from an xkcd. If there's someone doing secret surveillance, they'll freak out.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

putting my mouth in my mom's belly. i do that with stuffed animals and anything that's soft/plush.

You guys are really starting to win this thread.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Chop my balls off.(like a boss)

I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.
So, what is 1.111... equal to?

10/9.

 

Please don't continue.

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Chop my balls off.(like a boss)

 

 

 

Isn't that statement inherently flawed, since you just acknowledged that you know someone else that performs the action in question, i.e the boss.

 

 

 

I love talking really fast for ages using really big and complicated words. :3

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

I love talking really fast for ages using really big and complicated words. :3

 

 

 

I'm the opposite. I like talking slow and being brief while using advanced vocabulary. It makes you sound wise, since brevity is wit.

At night whilst listening to my ipod I become aware that I'm in a dark room and have to shine the ipod light to make sure that there aren't any persons lurking about.

 

 

 

Yep.

 

agreed

I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"

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Chop my balls off.(like a boss)

 

 

 

Isn't that statement inherently flawed, since you just acknowledged that you know someone else that performs the action in question, i.e the boss.

 

 

 

I love talking really fast for ages using really big and complicated words. :3

 

 

 

Sooo, you're Dr. Cox?

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I like to listen to music with my MP3 player when I go to bed. It's awesome because in the middle of the night there are no other noises to distract you, I can understand the songs better that way.

Every path you have trod, through wilderness and through war, has led to this road...

I have a really weird paranoia involving being assaulted in any place where I could be alone with someone (IE: The elevator, doctor's waiting room, etc) which is kinda funny because I generally find perfect strangers very trustworthy and enjoyable until I'm alone with them. When I go into a public restroom with the impression that there's nobody else in there, I push the bathroom door all the way back till it hits the wall so that I'm sure nobody's hiding behind it. I then peek behind the door and proceed to walk the length of the stalls to insure there's nobody in them before picking the one farthest away from the bathroom door.

 

 

 

I will marry the person who has any quirk remotely comparable to this.

and these children that you spit on as they try to change

their worlds, they are immune to your consultations;

they're quite aware of what they're going through.

- david bowie

I have a really weird paranoia involving being assaulted in any place where I could be alone with someone (IE: The elevator, doctor's waiting room, etc) which is kinda funny because I generally find perfect strangers very trustworthy and enjoyable until I'm alone with them. When I go into a public restroom with the impression that there's nobody else in there, I push the bathroom door all the way back till it hits the wall so that I'm sure nobody's hiding behind it. I then peek behind the door and proceed to walk the length of the stalls to insure there's nobody in them before picking the one farthest away from the bathroom door.

 

 

 

I will marry the person who has any quirk remotely comparable to this.

 

I do the same thing.

 

 

 

But in my own bathroom at home.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Picking the farthest stall would be illogical since in the event of an attack you'd have to cover a larger distance to get to the door and you're likely to be in a corner which allows you to be trapped easiest. By picking one closer to the front you assure that you have a possibility to move in all directions as well as a shorter distance to the door.

 

 

 

So... my thing is that I analyze possible escape routes, plans, or strategies when I'm bored or uncomfortable in an area. I know other people do that too though.

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If I'm walking on anything that has lines, I can't step on the line, if the floor is coloured I attempt to step on the same colors or something to that purpose.

 

 

 

When in a car, I have to have my hand clenched in a fist when we're in between driveways on the side of the road, then release when we are next to a driveway. The same applies to mailboxes and other miscellaneous objects near the road. When doing it, I imagine a dirtbike rider jumping over the objects. This stemmed from when I was really young and got bored during rides, I had nothing to entertain me so I came up with a "game."

 

 

 

I have to look around me every few seconds to know where everything is.

 

 

 

When talking to someone, I can't look at their face because I lose concentration of what they're saying (which unfortunately brings up some odd moments when they tell me to be polite and give them respect by looking at them).

 

 

 

I beatbox randomly when it gets really quiet or I'm thinking.

 

 

 

I clean my plates and glasses with water before I put them in the sink.

 

 

 

After clicking a link, when the link has that dotted-box thing around it I have to click on a space near it so the box goes away.

 

 

 

I still cover my mouth when I cought/sneeze outside (not near anyone).

 

 

 

I bite off little bits skin at the corners of my mouth on the inside of my lip then spit the out, not like a big lugie but just the skin. Just reading this it sounds kinda gross, but i still do it.

 

 

 

"I thought I was the only one!"

 

 

 

My addiction with that and nail biting has got to the point that I now do it without knowing and the length of my index finger's nails are below .5 cm when they're supposed to be over 1 cm (there's more skin than nail).

 

 

 

I also wet my toothbrush, put toothpaste on it and then wet it again.

 

 

 

Seriously? I really thought I was the only one to do that :?

 

I thought that's how you were supposed to brush your teeth... I appear to often slap "rules" on things that don't actually have any #-o

 

I do all the ones I left. I thought I was unique with the dirt bike thing. Recently, I've been wrapping tape around my fingers when I'm all alone, so I can hopefully kick the habit of biting the skin around my nails.

Hmmm...

 

 

 

Using baby... uhmmm, wet wipes to wipe myself after a crap, just a habit that I don't like toilet papers not cleaning up properly an ending up with poop sticking to my underwear. (Don't laugh, please ;-;)

 

 

 

Uhh, always taking my laptop next to me when I crap, so I can crap whilst playing rs, quite literally.

 

 

 

Have a urge to 'scratch' my back by rubbing it against a rough texture wall when I'm itchy.

When listening to music on my iPod, when at the end of a song I always have to skip to the next one, even if there's only a few seconds to wait.

 

 

 

But then it doesn't add 1 to the play count! :o

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Hmmm...

 

Uhh, always taking my laptop next to me when I crap, so I can crap whilst playing rs, quite literally.

 

 

 

just ew.

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32,606th to 99 magic || 15,388th to 99 dungeoneering || 12,647th to 99 farming

14,792nd to 99 range || 24,954th to 99 herblore

Hmmm...

 

Uhh, always taking my laptop next to me when I crap, so I can crap whilst playing rs, quite literally.

 

Sup dawg, i heard...

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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