Omegle.

[Distracted]

It doesn't work for me... I can't type anything. The Disconnect button doesn't work.

[RpgGamer]

I found a guy that was very into promoting his website/forum for Facepunch.com

Their a forum sort of like ours, but much more populated. It was an interesting convo. He showed me a lulz picture of him and someone he was talking to, and then the guy in the picture was my next convo partner! :lol:

[Blake]

Seems like the omeggle logger doesn't work...

[Distracted]

Finally got it to work on IE. Probably has to do with the FF beta.

 

Can't connect to Omegle. It just shows me the "Unable to connect" screen. Internet works fine. HALP! I want to troll nao, k. :x

 

 

EDIT: Nvm, it works now. Also, CONVO TIEM!

 

[hide=convo]Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: You're in a dark hallway. There are exits to east and west.

Stranger: exit east

You: You come out to a dimly lit living room.

Stranger: turn on lights

You: You scramble along the walls looking for a light-switch, however you do not see one.

Stranger: sit on couch, wait for woman to bring sandwich

You: You sit on the couch, waiting, counting minutes passing by.

You: Eventually, you hear footsteps down the hallway.

Stranger: grab coat rack

You: You try to lift the coat rack standing near the exit to the hallway. You succeed.

Stranger: yell "im gonna beat your [wagon] unless there is a sandwich in your hand, you communist mother [bleep]er!"

You: You yell some anti-feminist slur, while prepared to whack whatever's coming with the coat rack.

You: Footsteps stop.

You: You hear them turning back, increasing the pace.

Stranger: follow footsteps

You: You go back through the door to the hallway. Once there, you see the opposite door flinged open.

Stranger: enter west

You: You go through the west door, and enter something resembling a kitchen, however it's far too rusty and somewhat disturbing to mind.

You: You do not see anyone inside.

You: There's a door to the north and a window to the south.

Stranger: look out window

You: You go to the window and look through. You gaze upon a dawn, feeling melancholic. There's nothing of interest except for a bench and a big oak.

Stranger: bust window with coat rach

You: You smash the window with your coat rack, without giving it a second though. Glass easily bursts.

Stranger: crawl out window

You: You drop your coat rack on the floor, as it's bit too big to fit through. You crawl thorugh the broken window, slightly bruising your left hand with a glass shard. You jump down to a small roof.

Stranger: summon carl sagan, late astrophysicist of american descent

You: You start chanting the ancient tones, as the holy light of stars shines upon thee, as Carl Sagan descends to give thee astronomical insights about our universe.

Stranger: smoke joint with carl sagan

You: You roll a smoke which you somehow had in your pocket, and join in with Carl. You chill, relax, max all cool, while not throwing any b-ball right outside the school.

Stranger: fight couple of guys who were up to no good

You: You jump down to the ground, and start a fight with some guys who were up to no good, in your neighborhood. As the fight climaxes, a Godzilla appears in horizon.

Stranger: summon cthuhlu, the hp lovecraftian horror

You: Ia Cthuly, Ia Dagon! You chant the even more ancienter tones to summon the Great Old One, to bless you and all of his followers with the unspeakable horrors of the Necromonicon. You realize far too late, that this was not a good idea, as you're tentacle raped by the giant monster.

You: Consequently, you lose the GAME.

You: Oh, also, C'thulu stole your cake.

You: And your buritos.

Stranger: damn. good run though

You: T'was indeed.

<snip>[/hide]

 

I'm totally gonna do that with my next partner.

[Star.]

Aw, what's up with Omegle logger?

[Rainy_Day]

For the greater lols (Only makes sense if you've seen the South Park episode where Canada goes on strike);

[hide]

You: I ain't your guy, buddy!

Stranger: i'm not your buddy friend!

You: I'm not your friend, guy!

Stranger: i'm not your guy, buddie!

You: I ain't your buddy, friend!

Stranger: i'm not your friend, guy!

You: I ain't your guy, buddy!

Stranger: i'm not your buddie, friend!

[/hide]

[ElkNight]

You will have to remove that post. Just telling you.

[ElkNight]

Double post, whoops.

[Distracted]

For the greater lols (Only makes sense if you've seen the South Park episode where Canada goes on strike);

[hide]

You: I ain't your guy, buddy!

Stranger: i'm not your buddy friend!

You: I'm not your friend, guy!

Stranger: i'm not your guy, buddie!

You: I ain't your buddy, friend!

Stranger: i'm not your friend, guy!

You: I ain't your guy, buddy!

Stranger: i'm not your buddie, friend!

[/hide]

 

Haha, nice one. Strange (but awesome) how stuff like that happens with people you don't know at all.

[i_love_burritos]

Oh, Rainy, you so crazy.

[RPG1989]

Chat Roulette seems to be getting popular. The owner of the site is looking for a new name and needs some help, so post some suggestions. ;)

[Wongtong]

Chat Roulette seems to be getting popular. The owner of the site is looking for a new name and needs some help, so post some suggestions. ;)

What? Where does it say that?

I prefer Head-to-head to chat roulette though. Sometimes I wonder if the users online counter is actually a true reflection of how many people are using Chat Roulette at that point in time.

[Adam007]

Things just got a lot weirder with the addition of video chat.

[Wongtong]

Never mind xD

[BlindBaker]

[hide=Here's another one.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HEY HEY HEY

Stranger: do you know what the problem with todays youth is?

Stranger: hi there.

You: Uhh, no, but I'm assuming you'll tell me?

Stranger: i will

Stranger: we all lack creativity.

Stranger: you see, when books were first being written everything was original

Stranger: nowadays everythings been so overdone that everyone is afraid to attempt to become different and try something new

You: (By the way, I'm not AFK, I'm listening. :P)

Stranger: like if i said to you, "action packed drama comedy" how would you respnd?

Stranger: sorry what's AFK?

You: Er...

You: Away from keyboard.

Stranger: oh k

Stranger: see, you can't even begin to think of what an action packed drama comedy COULD be

Stranger: sure that genre doesnt exist

Stranger: but we could create it

Stranger: and stray from plain old drama

Stranger: or action

Stranger: etc.

You: Hmm.

Stranger: you're a girl aren't you?

You: No.

You: :D

Stranger: really?

You: Really.

Stranger: hm you seem too timid to be a boy

You: Timid? O_o

Stranger: i kind of expected more of a reaction from a boy

You: I'm tired. :|

Stranger: understandable

You: And, watching Family Guy.

Stranger: what episode O.o?

You: The one where he opens up a restaurant.

Stranger: oh i've seen that one too many times.

You: I've seen it before. :|

Stranger: i'm watching bulletproof monk, pretty interesting

Stranger: i thought it would be dumb but it's not bad

You: I've heard of Monk, without the bulletproof.

Stranger: lol yeah, i forgot this movie existed, it wasn't very popular

Stranger: it's got sean william scott in it.

Stranger: you're in my time zone, where ya from stranger?

You: New Jersey. :P

Stranger: ah i'm a native new yorker

You: Naise.

You: New Yorkers are cool, from what I've seen.

You: A lot nicer than the ones here.

You: ...except the city.

Stranger: lol i've met nicer people from jersey than from ny

Stranger: my friends are all really [bleep]y

You: Haha.

Stranger: but that's girls for you i guess

You: All the girls in my school are [bleep]s.

You: Every. Single. One.

Stranger: LMFAO

Stranger: well, that's unexpected actually

Stranger: i have a COUPLE modest and er.... non-[bleep]ty? girls at my school, myself included

You: In this school, the GUYS get their [wagon] grabbed.

You: The GUYS.

Stranger: lmao

You: Even me.

Stranger: well i go to an all girls school

You: Ah.

Stranger: so everyones [wagon] ends up being grabbed

You: O_o

Stranger: yeah, all girls=boredom for a lot of girls so they hit on each other.

You: ... :D

Stranger: oh hah- hah.

Stranger: yeah, they're ugly don't get too interested

You: ... D:

Stranger: sorry, they stop caring once there's no guys

You: :|

You: In my school, people get a little too gropey in the hallway, and it looks like they're doing it.

Stranger: lmfao at least my friends wait for parties to look like that

You: We're allowed to walk around the school at lunch but people usually eat in the same place everyday anyway. Across from where my friends and I sit are the most... eh... "touchy-feely" people in the school.

You: Be right back, gonna get a drink.

Stranger: k

You: Family Guy is the most [developmentally delayed]edly awesome show.

Stranger: i know

Stranger: it's like....

Stranger: i can't even explain it, but it's just great

Stranger: it offends so many people

Stranger: but it's great.

You: People need to lighten up.

Stranger: yeah, they really do

Stranger: for example, my friend gets offended by every little thing, i wanna slap her

You: My friend gets pissed at the tiniest things.

You: If I say, "Hey, those leaves look kinda cool," he'll call me a druggy and not talk to me for the rest of the week.

You: Uh... we're playing paintball this Saturday. :)

Stranger: lol okay, that's a little extreme as far as not talking to you. LMFAO i love paintball, but i've never gotten to play

Stranger: shoot his [wagon]

Stranger: it'll suck when he sits.

You: I shot him in the face once.

You: Broke his mask. :D

Stranger: hahaha ouch..

Stranger: my dad came home with a bruise the size of his face

Stranger: scared the [cabbage] out of me, but i want to play so bad lol

You: I got shot in the bare neck because I forgot to put my hood up. It wasn't too bad.

You: It was from like five feet away too.

Stranger: ouch.. brb gotta get my charger

Stranger: but yeah, where do you play, the best places i know in NY are upstate

Stranger: i want to find somewhere closer

You: Well I usually play at my friend's house. He's got a big yard with a hill and a fort and stuff. But I think this Friday we're gonna play in some woods behind my house.

You: The fort is badass though.

Stranger: hm damn NJ

You: :D

Stranger: my uncle has that kind of set up but it's upstate.

Stranger: -.-

You: Hang on, lemme try to describe his yard.

You: Let's see.

You: There's sort of a dirty/rocky hill, a little tiring to run up but not too bad.

You: At the top there's a little square with a wall made of wood, with some holes to shoot out of. There's a wooden plank type thing to hide behind, but it's thin and hard to hide behind. But it's cover.

You: Then there's the fort, with a ladder and some stairs to get up, a slide in the back, and two swings with a beam going across the top. Good to stand on unless you fall.

You: At the bottom there's a big dirt pile with a fallen down tree. Not much to say about that.

Stranger: ah my uncles is just a lot of wooded area that he's got to use his atvs to get to then there's a tree house with windows, the trees are your only other cover

You: Oh yeah, there's a bunch of trees that go around the outside that make it perfect to sneak around and grab the flag. Er, we play Capture the Flag.

You: Aha, I remember my friend's brother was hiding inside their shed that was right where I was going. I didn't see him, he didn't see me, until we were two feet away.

You: We both started spraying, I started running, and somehow neither of us hit each other.

Stranger: lmfao

Stranger: that's either terrible aim or just not looking

You: Well, I wasn't looking.

You: I was running away and shooting with one hand.

You: I don't know about him though.

Stranger: probably running too

Stranger: wait....

You: I dunno, he was inside a shed.

Stranger: are you italian?

You: I think so.

Stranger: lol

You: That or Irish.

You: I don't have red hair or freckles. I guess I'm Italian.

Stranger: lol i'm irish and i have black hair

You: I have dark brown hair. :|

Stranger: hm are you tan?

You: Not really, haha.

Stranger: then maybe you're irish

You: I would look it up by my last name is almost as common as Smith.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: my name isn't common enough but it's not even my real last name so it wouldnt matter

You: You adopted?

Stranger: no, my grandfather was

Stranger: so i don't know a quater of my history

You: Huh...

You: I don't THINK anyone in my family was adopted.

Stranger: they probably weren't then, i wish he wasn't adopted, it pisses me off that i don't know some of my history

You: My friend's got this big plaque of his family name.

You: It's on his mother's side though, so it's not even his last name.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i know i'm about 70% irish because of last names.

Stranger: then there's english and scottish somehow.

Stranger: someone in my family thinks german is in there too, but i doubt it

You: I have my great, great, great grandfather's immigration papers.

You: He was German.

Stranger: O.o [cabbage] that's really cool

You: He married a Polish woman, so my family has some Polish influence.

Stranger: i think i have my other grandads immigration papers.

You: We eat Polish desserts now and then.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so polish and german?

You: On my mother's side.

You: On my father's side it's British/Welsh.

You: My friend is half black, half native American.

You: His great(x10) grandfather worked on a plantation in Florida, and ran off to PA with some Indian woman.

You: When I say "worked," well, you know what I mean.

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: but that's really cool to trace that far back

Stranger: i know i have a trace back to the american rev.

Stranger: lmao i love quagmire

You: Hahaha,

You: I like the pedophile. xD

Stranger: lol he's so creepy, i like his dog more

You: Psh. People on Facebook are saying snowboarding's better than skiing.

You: I am so racing them.

Stranger: you like skiing better than snowboarding?

You: Yes, and I tried them both.

Stranger: hm idk i've never tried them but i think snowboarding looks better

Stranger: no offense =)

You: You haven't seen me, then. :D

Stranger: pffft someone's cocky

Stranger: lol

You: I know from experience I could beat every single one of them down the slope.

Stranger: well i have to admit, skiing is more sleek and faster, but snowboarding just looks better

You: Until they run into skiers like they [wagon] they are. ^^

Stranger: maybe the skiers run into them =p

You: Nah, nine times out of ten it's the snowboarders.

You: My friend almost broke his ankle from a snowboarder once. :|

You: Then again, he breaks everything, all the time.

Stranger: haha i've never broken a bone, i'm a bit jealous.

You: I broke my collarbone last year in gym playing soccer.

Stranger: i feel like i've missed out on childhood for not breaking somehting

Stranger: i'm a ref for gym classes so i only have to participate if they need a sub lol

You: NERD! ...Randy...

Stranger: lmao i love nerds

Stranger: don't ask, they're just so awkwardly funny

You: Yeah, there's this kid I know who just randomly follows people around school for no reason while playing with his hands.

You: And his only friend walks around with a Rubiks cube.

Stranger: lol i know this kid who would stare at people on the bus just to freak them out

Stranger: ןoן unɟ ɥɔnɯ os sı sıɥʇ

You: ¿ʇɥbıɹ ʍouʞ ı

Stranger: ¿ǝpoɔ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ɹo ǝʇıs ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇı ʇǝƃ noʎ op ɐɥɐɥɐɥ

You: .ɹǝʇɐǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʞı1 1ǝǝɟ ı .ǝʇıs ǝɥʇ

Stranger: ooʇ ǝʇıs ǝɥʇ ƃuısn ɯ,ı ʎɐʞo s,ʇı

You: p: .poob 11ǝʍ

Stranger: [bleep], i have to finish homework lmao

You: I have to study for a test tomorrow in a class I'm failing.

You: Uh... I didn't and probably won't.

Stranger: lmao unfortunately i have to do well, colleges are watching me O.o so are my parents..

You: Lucky for me, I'm a freshman. xD

Stranger: blegh i hated freshman year, upperclassmen were such [bleep]s.

Stranger: now i'm only a jerk when i'm in a bad mood or when i try to get rid of my stalker

You: It's not so bad here.

You: Sure I got shoved into a garbage can on Freshman Friday, but hey, so did everyone else.

Stranger: LMFAO. we don't take freshman friday seriously

Stranger: we did pet a freshman day instead

You: We don't either. It was my brother's friend.

You: They're seniors. :l

Stranger: lol i can't wait to be a senior, one year and i graduate, then it's off to bigger and better things

Stranger: what class are you failing btw?

You: Honors Biology. >_<

You: And probably English.

Stranger: LOL i almost failed bio freshman year too

Stranger: i liked english frosh year, except for great expectations >.<

You: I like it too, probably for the wrong reasons which might be why I'm failing it.

Stranger: let's see, hot girl in the class, funny teacher, or you do no work

You: Hot girl and funny teacher are Health.

Stranger: lol

You: No, English is just all my friends are in that class and no one even tries.

You: Teacher's a [bleep].

Stranger: lol i just had a teacher that didn't really care so we all had fun

You: The teacher cares, but no one really gives a [cabbage] about her. :D

Stranger: lol that's like my math class now

Stranger: wait you're taking algebra right?

You: Geometry.

Stranger: oh wow.

Stranger: i took that last year

Stranger: but when you take algebra, pay attention because algebra 2 is a [bleep] without it

You: Uh, I took algebra last year.

You: Algebra 2 next year.

Stranger: how does that work out lol

You: Just how our school works.

Stranger: you never take regular algebra?

You: I did, last year.

Stranger: oh in grammar school?

You: I guess, haha

Stranger: lol well geometry is a breeze don't worry bout it.

You: I know.

Stranger: freak out in algebra 2. and [cabbage] your pants over chemistry

Stranger: if you can choose not to take chem. NEVER take it.

You: My brother took it, and he probably has ADD. He never had a problem with it.

You: He's also a pothead. :D

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: i passed chem with a 70

Stranger: and i passed bio with a 75

Stranger: so there's a comparison since you're practically failing bio

You: Last year's valedictorian was the biggest pothead in the school. O_o

Stranger: hahaha

You: He was freaking smart.

Stranger: my valedictorian was a [bleep]

You: He can do ANYTHING he wants with his life.

Stranger: but yeah the smartest kids i know are potheads, it pisses me off

You: It clears the mind. :l

Stranger: i'm [bleep]ing straightedge as hell and i'm ranked like 83 in my class

You: Huh.

You: From what I've seen and heard, marijuana isn't bad, at all.

Stranger: meh i'm a lightweight with drugs of any kind.

Stranger: so i'm not really interested in seeing what happens from one hit

Stranger: oh, in case you ever get offered, NEVER take oxycodine.

You: I had to take Tylennol with codine as a pain killer for my broken collarbone. :l

You: Some kid offered to buy it.

You: For like $5 a pill.

Stranger: my hardcore druggie friend was even telling me back off the oxycodine.

Stranger: i had to take purely oxycodine for pain meds since i got my teeth removed, it was so trippy like i got depressed and tired and lonely

Stranger: and then i was happy

You: O_o

You: Some kid got two shots of morphine when he got hit by a car,

You: I was a little worried. Morphine is sooo addicting.

Stranger: well if its administered by doctors to him there's no reason to worry

You: :l

Stranger: you are a bad influence, i have to do my homework =p

You: Haha.

You: I should go to sleep

Stranger: lol bye stranger

You: Baaii.

You: :D

[/hide]

 

She was cool.

[l0rd]

[hide=Here's another one.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HEY HEY HEY

Stranger: do you know what the problem with todays youth is?

Stranger: hi there.

You: Uhh, no, but I'm assuming you'll tell me?

Stranger: i will

Stranger: we all lack creativity.

Stranger: you see, when books were first being written everything was original

Stranger: nowadays everythings been so overdone that everyone is afraid to attempt to become different and try something new

You: (By the way, I'm not AFK, I'm listening. :P)

Stranger: like if i said to you, "action packed drama comedy" how would you respnd?

Stranger: sorry what's AFK?

You: Er...

You: Away from keyboard.

Stranger: oh k

Stranger: see, you can't even begin to think of what an action packed drama comedy COULD be

Stranger: sure that genre doesnt exist

Stranger: but we could create it

Stranger: and stray from plain old drama

Stranger: or action

Stranger: etc.

You: Hmm.

Stranger: you're a girl aren't you?

You: No.

You: :D

Stranger: really?

You: Really.

Stranger: hm you seem too timid to be a boy

You: Timid? O_o

Stranger: i kind of expected more of a reaction from a boy

You: I'm tired. :|

Stranger: understandable

You: And, watching Family Guy.

Stranger: what episode O.o?

You: The one where he opens up a restaurant.

Stranger: oh i've seen that one too many times.

You: I've seen it before. :|

Stranger: i'm watching bulletproof monk, pretty interesting

Stranger: i thought it would be dumb but it's not bad

You: I've heard of Monk, without the bulletproof.

Stranger: lol yeah, i forgot this movie existed, it wasn't very popular

Stranger: it's got sean william scott in it.

Stranger: you're in my time zone, where ya from stranger?

You: New Jersey. :P

Stranger: ah i'm a native new yorker

You: Naise.

You: New Yorkers are cool, from what I've seen.

You: A lot nicer than the ones here.

You: ...except the city.

Stranger: lol i've met nicer people from jersey than from ny

Stranger: my friends are all really [bleep]y

You: Haha.

Stranger: but that's girls for you i guess

You: All the girls in my school are [bleep]s.

You: Every. Single. One.

Stranger: LMFAO

Stranger: well, that's unexpected actually

Stranger: i have a COUPLE modest and er.... non-[bleep]ty? girls at my school, myself included

You: In this school, the GUYS get their [wagon] grabbed.

You: The GUYS.

Stranger: lmao

You: Even me.

Stranger: well i go to an all girls school

You: Ah.

Stranger: so everyones [wagon] ends up being grabbed

You: O_o

Stranger: yeah, all girls=boredom for a lot of girls so they hit on each other.

You: ... :D

Stranger: oh hah- hah.

Stranger: yeah, they're ugly don't get too interested

You: ... D:

Stranger: sorry, they stop caring once there's no guys

You: :|

You: In my school, people get a little too gropey in the hallway, and it looks like they're doing it.

Stranger: lmfao at least my friends wait for parties to look like that

You: We're allowed to walk around the school at lunch but people usually eat in the same place everyday anyway. Across from where my friends and I sit are the most... eh... "touchy-feely" people in the school.

You: Be right back, gonna get a drink.

Stranger: k

You: Family Guy is the most [developmentally delayed]edly awesome show.

Stranger: i know

Stranger: it's like....

Stranger: i can't even explain it, but it's just great

Stranger: it offends so many people

Stranger: but it's great.

You: People need to lighten up.

Stranger: yeah, they really do

Stranger: for example, my friend gets offended by every little thing, i wanna slap her

You: My friend gets pissed at the tiniest things.

You: If I say, "Hey, those leaves look kinda cool," he'll call me a druggy and not talk to me for the rest of the week.

You: Uh... we're playing paintball this Saturday. :)

Stranger: lol okay, that's a little extreme as far as not talking to you. LMFAO i love paintball, but i've never gotten to play

Stranger: shoot his [wagon]

Stranger: it'll suck when he sits.

You: I shot him in the face once.

You: Broke his mask. :D

Stranger: hahaha ouch..

Stranger: my dad came home with a bruise the size of his face

Stranger: scared the [cabbage] out of me, but i want to play so bad lol

You: I got shot in the bare neck because I forgot to put my hood up. It wasn't too bad.

You: It was from like five feet away too.

Stranger: ouch.. brb gotta get my charger

Stranger: but yeah, where do you play, the best places i know in NY are upstate

Stranger: i want to find somewhere closer

You: Well I usually play at my friend's house. He's got a big yard with a hill and a fort and stuff. But I think this Friday we're gonna play in some woods behind my house.

You: The fort is badass though.

Stranger: hm damn NJ

You: :D

Stranger: my uncle has that kind of set up but it's upstate.

Stranger: -.-

You: Hang on, lemme try to describe his yard.

You: Let's see.

You: There's sort of a dirty/rocky hill, a little tiring to run up but not too bad.

You: At the top there's a little square with a wall made of wood, with some holes to shoot out of. There's a wooden plank type thing to hide behind, but it's thin and hard to hide behind. But it's cover.

You: Then there's the fort, with a ladder and some stairs to get up, a slide in the back, and two swings with a beam going across the top. Good to stand on unless you fall.

You: At the bottom there's a big dirt pile with a fallen down tree. Not much to say about that.

Stranger: ah my uncles is just a lot of wooded area that he's got to use his atvs to get to then there's a tree house with windows, the trees are your only other cover

You: Oh yeah, there's a bunch of trees that go around the outside that make it perfect to sneak around and grab the flag. Er, we play Capture the Flag.

You: Aha, I remember my friend's brother was hiding inside their shed that was right where I was going. I didn't see him, he didn't see me, until we were two feet away.

You: We both started spraying, I started running, and somehow neither of us hit each other.

Stranger: lmfao

Stranger: that's either terrible aim or just not looking

You: Well, I wasn't looking.

You: I was running away and shooting with one hand.

You: I don't know about him though.

Stranger: probably running too

Stranger: wait....

You: I dunno, he was inside a shed.

Stranger: are you italian?

You: I think so.

Stranger: lol

You: That or Irish.

You: I don't have red hair or freckles. I guess I'm Italian.

Stranger: lol i'm irish and i have black hair

You: I have dark brown hair. :|

Stranger: hm are you tan?

You: Not really, haha.

Stranger: then maybe you're irish

You: I would look it up by my last name is almost as common as Smith.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: my name isn't common enough but it's not even my real last name so it wouldnt matter

You: You adopted?

Stranger: no, my grandfather was

Stranger: so i don't know a quater of my history

You: Huh...

You: I don't THINK anyone in my family was adopted.

Stranger: they probably weren't then, i wish he wasn't adopted, it pisses me off that i don't know some of my history

You: My friend's got this big plaque of his family name.

You: It's on his mother's side though, so it's not even his last name.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i know i'm about 70% irish because of last names.

Stranger: then there's english and scottish somehow.

Stranger: someone in my family thinks german is in there too, but i doubt it

You: I have my great, great, great grandfather's immigration papers.

You: He was German.

Stranger: O.o [cabbage] that's really cool

You: He married a Polish woman, so my family has some Polish influence.

Stranger: i think i have my other grandads immigration papers.

You: We eat Polish desserts now and then.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so polish and german?

You: On my mother's side.

You: On my father's side it's British/Welsh.

You: My friend is half black, half native American.

You: His great(x10) grandfather worked on a plantation in Florida, and ran off to PA with some Indian woman.

You: When I say "worked," well, you know what I mean.

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: but that's really cool to trace that far back

Stranger: i know i have a trace back to the american rev.

Stranger: lmao i love quagmire

You: Hahaha,

You: I like the pedophile. xD

Stranger: lol he's so creepy, i like his dog more

You: Psh. People on Facebook are saying snowboarding's better than skiing.

You: I am so racing them.

Stranger: you like skiing better than snowboarding?

You: Yes, and I tried them both.

Stranger: hm idk i've never tried them but i think snowboarding looks better

Stranger: no offense =)

You: You haven't seen me, then. :D

Stranger: pffft someone's cocky

Stranger: lol

You: I know from experience I could beat every single one of them down the slope.

Stranger: well i have to admit, skiing is more sleek and faster, but snowboarding just looks better

You: Until they run into skiers like they [wagon] they are. ^^

Stranger: maybe the skiers run into them =p

You: Nah, nine times out of ten it's the snowboarders.

You: My friend almost broke his ankle from a snowboarder once. :|

You: Then again, he breaks everything, all the time.

Stranger: haha i've never broken a bone, i'm a bit jealous.

You: I broke my collarbone last year in gym playing soccer.

Stranger: i feel like i've missed out on childhood for not breaking somehting

Stranger: i'm a ref for gym classes so i only have to participate if they need a sub lol

You: NERD! ...Randy...

Stranger: lmao i love nerds

Stranger: don't ask, they're just so awkwardly funny

You: Yeah, there's this kid I know who just randomly follows people around school for no reason while playing with his hands.

You: And his only friend walks around with a Rubiks cube.

Stranger: lol i know this kid who would stare at people on the bus just to freak them out

Stranger: ןoן unɟ ɥɔnɯ os sı sıɥʇ

You: ¿ʇɥbıɹ ʍouʞ ı

Stranger: ¿ǝpoɔ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ɹo ǝʇıs ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇı ʇǝƃ noʎ op ɐɥɐɥɐɥ

You: .ɹǝʇɐǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʞı1 1ǝǝɟ ı .ǝʇıs ǝɥʇ

Stranger: ooʇ ǝʇıs ǝɥʇ ƃuısn ɯ,ı ʎɐʞo s,ʇı

You: p: .poob 11ǝʍ

Stranger: [bleep], i have to finish homework lmao

You: I have to study for a test tomorrow in a class I'm failing.

You: Uh... I didn't and probably won't.

Stranger: lmao unfortunately i have to do well, colleges are watching me O.o so are my parents..

You: Lucky for me, I'm a freshman. xD

Stranger: blegh i hated freshman year, upperclassmen were such [bleep]s.

Stranger: now i'm only a jerk when i'm in a bad mood or when i try to get rid of my stalker

You: It's not so bad here.

You: Sure I got shoved into a garbage can on Freshman Friday, but hey, so did everyone else.

Stranger: LMFAO. we don't take freshman friday seriously

Stranger: we did pet a freshman day instead

You: We don't either. It was my brother's friend.

You: They're seniors. :l

Stranger: lol i can't wait to be a senior, one year and i graduate, then it's off to bigger and better things

Stranger: what class are you failing btw?

You: Honors Biology. >_<

You: And probably English.

Stranger: LOL i almost failed bio freshman year too

Stranger: i liked english frosh year, except for great expectations >.<

You: I like it too, probably for the wrong reasons which might be why I'm failing it.

Stranger: let's see, hot girl in the class, funny teacher, or you do no work

You: Hot girl and funny teacher are Health.

Stranger: lol

You: No, English is just all my friends are in that class and no one even tries.

You: Teacher's a [bleep].

Stranger: lol i just had a teacher that didn't really care so we all had fun

You: The teacher cares, but no one really gives a [cabbage] about her. :D

Stranger: lol that's like my math class now

Stranger: wait you're taking algebra right?

You: Geometry.

Stranger: oh wow.

Stranger: i took that last year

Stranger: but when you take algebra, pay attention because algebra 2 is a [bleep] without it

You: Uh, I took algebra last year.

You: Algebra 2 next year.

Stranger: how does that work out lol

You: Just how our school works.

Stranger: you never take regular algebra?

You: I did, last year.

Stranger: oh in grammar school?

You: I guess, haha

Stranger: lol well geometry is a breeze don't worry bout it.

You: I know.

Stranger: freak out in algebra 2. and [cabbage] your pants over chemistry

Stranger: if you can choose not to take chem. NEVER take it.

You: My brother took it, and he probably has ADD. He never had a problem with it.

You: He's also a pothead. :D

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: i passed chem with a 70

Stranger: and i passed bio with a 75

Stranger: so there's a comparison since you're practically failing bio

You: Last year's valedictorian was the biggest pothead in the school. O_o

Stranger: hahaha

You: He was freaking smart.

Stranger: my valedictorian was a [bleep]

You: He can do ANYTHING he wants with his life.

Stranger: but yeah the smartest kids i know are potheads, it pisses me off

You: It clears the mind. :l

Stranger: i'm [bleep]ing straightedge as hell and i'm ranked like 83 in my class

You: Huh.

You: From what I've seen and heard, marijuana isn't bad, at all.

Stranger: meh i'm a lightweight with drugs of any kind.

Stranger: so i'm not really interested in seeing what happens from one hit

Stranger: oh, in case you ever get offered, NEVER take oxycodine.

You: I had to take Tylennol with codine as a pain killer for my broken collarbone. :l

You: Some kid offered to buy it.

You: For like $5 a pill.

Stranger: my hardcore druggie friend was even telling me back off the oxycodine.

Stranger: i had to take purely oxycodine for pain meds since i got my teeth removed, it was so trippy like i got depressed and tired and lonely

Stranger: and then i was happy

You: O_o

You: Some kid got two shots of morphine when he got hit by a car,

You: I was a little worried. Morphine is sooo addicting.

Stranger: well if its administered by doctors to him there's no reason to worry

You: :l

Stranger: you are a bad influence, i have to do my homework =p

You: Haha.

You: I should go to sleep

Stranger: lol bye stranger

You: Baaii.

You: :D

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She was cool.

 

I read this whole chat for some reason.

 

Off-topic: maybe we should make Chatroulette its own thread?

[Cthulhu]

I'm ashamed to say that I've spent hours trolling that site.

[Joes_So_Cool]

I'm ashamed to say that I've spent hours trolling that site.

[Wizz]

I keep getting wild Abras.....

[RpgGamer]

I keep getting wild Abras.....

 

 

Quick! Use "Mean Look"!

(or just get a pokemon with Arena Trap...)

[Wizz]

I keep getting wild Abras.....

 

 

Quick! Use "Mean Look"!

(or just get a pokemon with Arena Trap...)

I just throw master ball, they get angry and leave. Or they admit defeat and they ask me if I want to give my new Abra a name...

[TTanT]

[Hide=offensive viking stuff]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: GREETINGS

You: I AM MAELFE

Stranger: 20/m/china

You: A STRONG WOMAN FROM NORWAY

You: NOT TO MENTION RUSSIA AND PANAMA

You: MY HOBBIES INCLUDE WATCHING MY HUSBAND PLUNDER AND RAPE, AND METICULOUSLY CARING FOR HIS (VERY LONG AND STRONG) LONGBOAT

Stranger: got pics?

You: I ENJOY HELPING MY HUSBAND WITH THE PLUNDERING AND RAPING

Stranger: give me pictures and then i'll believe you

You: TRUE VIKINGS SHUN THE USE OF CAMERAS, AS IT WOULD AID THE COAST GUARDS OF THE VAROUS COUNTRIES IN CAPTURING US

You: FINE, I WILL

Stranger: where are they

You: THIS IS ME AND MY SON, GURGHARMSETT

You: http://www.fantasycostume.net/fantasy/images/Rentals/vikings200_201.jpg

You: THIS IS MY STRONG, MUSCULAR HUSBAND

You: http://www.home.no/oliver/web_pics/viking.jpg

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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And I was just about to put up a third link and say that it was a virus, too....

[Zilla]

[hide=Could be slightly offensive to some...] [/hide]

 

One could wonder the outcome.

[RSBDavid]

[hide=Could be slightly offensive to some...] [/hide]

 

One could wonder the outcome.

 

 

ROFLMAO!!! This give me ideas.... hold on brb..

[BlindBaker]

You: MY HOBBIES INCLUDE WATCHING MY HUSBAND PLUNDER AND RAPE, AND METICULOUSLY CARING FOR HIS (VERY LONG AND STRONG) LONGBOAT

Stranger: got pics?

...wow.