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Lordcannicus

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'm a 17 year old girl looking for a horny older man;)

You: hi im pedobear looking for horny school girls

Stranger: Sweet

You: wanna c pic

Stranger: No it's fine, what's your name baby?

You: pedobear

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It's acutally sad he doesn't have a job or go to school lol, ah well, hope the sacrafice was worth it, congratz :?.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hiya

Stranger: wats up

You: nm hbu?

Stranger: ntm just getting ready to go to soccer

You: soccers for girls

Stranger: ya

You: [bleep]es aint [cabbage] but [garden tools] and trix yo

Stranger: pardon

You: ya heard me

Stranger: y would u say that ?

You: they allabout tha money ya dig?

You: cashlove

Stranger: asl

You: 76 m uk

You: you?

Stranger: lol i highly doubt ur 76

You: why not ;o

Stranger: i dont think a 76 year old man would be saying bithches ain't [cabbage] but [garden tools] and trix yo

You: its a dog eat dog world yano

Stranger: no i dont know and u aren't going to get anywhere with that attitude [wagon] hole

You: aw boiiii

You: why you hatin allova sudden?

You: thought we wos homies :(

Stranger: im hating cause ur being an [wagon] hole

You: naw you talkin like some sorta woman maaan

Stranger: that doesnt make sense

You: int you a sound fella?

You: brappp

You: im retired war veteran and you calling me [wagon]? :(

You: i only have one leg for the freedom of europe!

Stranger: well u called me a [bleep] and a hoe with trix? what goes around comes back around

You: i didnt mean you

You: i mean them golddiggas yano

You: you lovin a brotha for the blingbling eh??

Stranger: if i knew u i would highly doubt u would say that to my face

You: hoo hummm im retired i can say what i like!

You: i fought in 3 wars for you people !

Stranger: o well since i dont know u u can [bleep] off and have fun with ur retired life making fun of alot younger kids u perve

You: hey i love kids!

You: my grandson taught me to use this modem thingy

Stranger: i know u do

You: i hope your nicer to your own granpappy than you are to me!

You: downrite rude, i have half a mind to call your MOTHER!

Stranger: i am alot nicer because he treat s people with [bleep]ing respect and doesnt call then gold diggers and u dont kinow who i am so u can try and find out who my mom is

You: IS IT COS IM BLACK

Stranger: i dont what colour your skin is ur being an [wagon] hole

Stranger: care**

You: them [bleep]es all the same, lovin tha bling bling an tha white rollas

You: u aint ever loved a hoodrich [racist term] i know that mmhhmmm

Stranger: can u tell me what wars u fough tin

You: vietnam, war of roses and motherfreakin gulf number one oooh yeaahhh

Stranger: so when were u born

You: betchu aint never even salute the goddam flag

You: betchu hate america like them terrrorrrist bastards

You: betchu come on this internet just to say horrible hurtful things to sensitive old [racist term]s like maselff

You: you should be ASHAMED of yourself, think imma just gonna cry right hurr in mah attic

Stranger: no i dont, no i dont i am american and i bet u go on the internet to insult innnocent girls who started a nice converstaion until u called them a [bleep] and a hoe and a gold digger and i am not ashamed of myself because i treat people with respect if they are respect ful to me so dont even go there

You: o sorry i thought u were a boy

Stranger: no u didn't u even said at the beggingi

You: i did

You: callin me a liar sonny???? ima veteran !!!

Stranger: so u scroll up and read

Stranger: and i told u i wa a girl

You: you got any pets

Stranger: y so u can make fun of them

Stranger: actually tell me how od u are

You: im goddam 76 darndehoots malarcky!

You: ima old timer widda attitude sista!

Stranger: o ya i can just see that now

Stranger: hld on brb

You: them kids always thowin them balls on my lawn

You: [bleep], y'here?!??

Stranger:

 

ya

Stranger: y

Stranger: so u can make comments that are degrading to woman

You: u trippin fool

You: i love me some woman!

Stranger: ur trippin

Stranger: then if u be lovin u some woman y do u make degrading comments toward them'

You: cos they degrade themselves

You: goldiggn [garden tools]

Stranger: thats a stereotype

You: YOUR A STEREOTYPE

Stranger: o cause that makes sense

You: i dont make sense i make dolla ya dig?

Stranger: no i dont dig

Stranger: i have a question do u have a wife?

You: diggins for negros ey?? racist

Stranger: no i just find u to be an [wagon] hole

Stranger: and do u have a wife

You: i have 2

Stranger: woah u pimp

Stranger: ok have a nice life

Stranger: o and im pretty sure that if u were actually in all of those wars u wouldnt be joking about them to actual veterans they are a devestating part of there lives so i hope u know that u big [wagon] hole anf pervert

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Skull

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First person I ran into said they'd give me $5 if I could identify who they were referring to with a quote/theme song. It was Ray Williams Johnson, so we talked about him for like a minute. They disconnected when I said he's pretty funny.

 

After that everyone said hi, I responded and they disconnected. I'm not a pro omegle-er.

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this is a stupid/random conversation i just had.. first time on omegle though

 

kind of bad language (mostly from me though :rolleyes: ) and longish

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]

You: hello :)

Stranger: HAHAHA omg

Stranger: do people fall for this?

You: sadly yes

Stranger: i can't imagineeeee

Stranger: wow

You: copy and paste

You: lol

You: its funny

Stranger: that must be awesome

You: it is

You: cant get past a few lines tho :/

Stranger: hahaha

You: dont know y

You: ...

Stranger: omegle is still good

Stranger: a handful of chicks, a handful of dudes, and a ton of trolls

You: at least one person using this site is smart

Stranger: chatroullete went mainstream =(

Stranger: i went on there today and it was all [bleep]ing [bleep] old dudes

You: dame

You: suckes

Stranger: yeah

You: i miss when there wasnt [bleep]ing trolls evrywere u went

Stranger: yeah, that was fun too

Stranger: dude i was on my freinds facebook the otehr day

Stranger: and she was like OMG i saw the jonas brothers on chatroullete

Stranger: and like 10 of her friends responded and [cabbage] about how awesome it is

You: the jonas bros r gay

You: almost as gay as justin beiber

You: almost...

Stranger: hahhaa

Stranger: i hate all that [cabbage]

You: i like it how disney take little kids w some talent and turns them into either gays or [bleep]

You: aka jonas bros, justin beiber, miley cyrus

Stranger: hella yeah

Stranger: id totally [bleep] miley

You: hmm same but id still h8 her

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: [bleep] then kill

You: agreed

You: who do u h8 more: justin beiber or jonas bros?

Stranger: justin

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

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"If that dude over there throws that brick, I'll jump behind that trash can and hide" For example.

Just like that XKCD comic, if anybody has seen it.

A trash can has only a single exit and zero maneuverability within. Plus, you're wide open to an aerial attack and with no place to move around...

 

Ross said behind the trash can, not in it. :wall:

 

Did... Did Lenin just get owned by a guy with 29 posts?

The apocalypse is here my friends. :ohnoes:

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Latin

Latin

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I randomly use Omegle. It can be fun to see what kind of idiots you end up talking to.

 

One time I got into a lengthy conversation with someone who was convinced they were god. That did not end well.

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Made me lol a little bit:

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Twenty, male, and horny. Looking for a cougar :3

You: For the most part, humans use this website.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

Definitely the most ftw conversation I have ever had on Omegle:

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger:

Just a small town girl

Living in a lonely world

She took the midnight train going anywhere

You: Just a city boy

You: Born and raised in south detroit!

You: He took the midnight train going any ee where!

Stranger: A singer in a smoky room

You: The smell of wine, and cheap perfume

Stranger: For a smile they can share the night

You: It goes on and on and on and on

Stranger: da da da da da doooo da

Stranger: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard

You: their shadows, searching in the niiiiight

Stranger: Streetlights people, living just to find emotion

You: Having, somewhere in the niiiiiiii aye ight

Stranger: Working hard to get my fill

You: Everybody wants a thrill

Stranger: Paying anything to roll the dice

You: Just one, more, time

Stranger: Some will win, some will lose

You: Some are born to sing, the blues

Stranger: Oh the movie never ends

You: It goes on and on and on and on

Stranger: Strangers waiting up and down the boulevard

You: Their shadows, searchin' in the night

Stranger: Streetlights people, living just to find emotion

You: Havin', somwhere in the niiiiiight aye ight

Stranger: Don't stop believing

You: Hold on to that feeling

Stranger: Streetlight people

Stranger: Thank you :)

Stranger: You are the first one to go all the way with it.

You: This was the most ftw conversation on Omegle that i've ever had

Stranger: Indeed.

Stranger: Just a side note, Its "Hiding somewhere in the night"

Stranger: I just didnt want to ruin the flow

You: Yeah, I never got that one right

Stranger: You still did great

Stranger: Thanks

Stranger: I'm saving this to show a friend

You: Thank you, as well

You: I'm posting this on a forum

Stranger: Which one?

You: Tip.It Forums

Stranger: Haha Alright

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: I might post it on Reddit

You: Sweet

Stranger: So, where you from?

You: Arizona

Stranger: Idaho

You: Nice

Stranger: ehh

Stranger: haha

You: Are you in choir/theathre?

Stranger: No, are you?

You: I'm in theatre

Stranger: Thats cool.

Stranger: I have some friends in it.

Stranger: Not my thing, I just love Journey. haha

You: Lol

Stranger: How old are you?

You: 14

Stranger: Freshmen?

You: Yeah

Stranger: Cool.

Stranger: 17, Junior

You: Nice :)

You: Going to prom?

Stranger: If I can find the right girl.

Stranger: Hoping for this one, we will see how it goes.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Are you female?

You: Nah, I'm a guy

Stranger: Sorry, most guys just ask for sex.

Stranger: So i assumed

You: Lmao

Stranger: Im a guy too.

You: You're an extremely awesome, Journey loving guy

Stranger: Thank you, I was on here yesterday and tried this.

Stranger: Only got one half decent go at it.

You: Most people on here are idiots

Stranger: Indeed.

Stranger: Although a girl did tell me that she loved me on here

You: First line of my last convo was "[bleep] YOU!"

Stranger: Last night

You: He did?

Stranger: I had talked to her for about 2 hours, near the end she said i was really funny, and that if she knew me in person she would probably love me.

You: I refuse to believe that half the people on here are 15, female, and from Japan

Stranger: haha

Stranger: This was a girl

Stranger: Got Facebook and all that

You: Most trolls will give up after 10 minutes or so

Stranger: I'm not an idiot I know a troll when i see one

You: and start talking about how wet their vaginas are

Stranger: Yep

You: They're not very covert, lol

Stranger: haha indeed

Stranger: So, what else do you do besides theater?

You: Play video games, and hang out with friends

Stranger: Cool Cool

You: Also this :0

You: ;)*

Stranger: Clearly :)

You: What about you?

Stranger: I play basket ball, i try to go biking every weekend, Im a huge computer nerd I do programming and web design. Video games

Stranger: haha wtf http://i.imgur.com/qNqAS.jpg

You: Lmao

You: I'm trying to learn C++

Stranger: Really?

You: My school really sucks as far as computers go

Stranger: I take it you want to make games?

You: Eventually

Stranger: They always do haha

You: and I heard c++ was a good language to start in

Stranger: Thats how i got started

Stranger: Trust you will most likely drift away form that

Stranger: C#

Stranger: learn that

You: What the difference between that and c++?

You: <--- Newb

Stranger: haha its cool, C# is very object oriented language

Stranger: its one of the best starter languages

Stranger: you have a facebook?

You: yeah

Stranger: whats your email i will add you

You: Just a minute

You: I have sensitive info on there, lemme remove it

Stranger: If you do start C# i can probably help you out

You: My email is [email protected]

Stranger: alright one sec

Stranger: Ignore the pic, i was drunk

Stranger: haha

You: Lol

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Anyways, C# would probably be one of the best starter languages

Stranger: What OS are you running?

You: Windows 7

Stranger: Good

You: Nice hair, btw

Stranger: Haha, I like it

Stranger: I give off the feel of a huge stoner. Makes people not ask me for stuff, unless they know me.

Stranger: It also surprises people when i talk about Politics and Relgion

Stranger: haha

You: Party/Religion?

You: Your info doesn't have much, lol

Stranger: Democratic Atheist

Stranger: You?

You: Democratic Pastafarianist

You: R'amen

Stranger: Very nice.

You: I have a bunch of Mormon friends

You: They're hilarious :)

Stranger: Me too

Stranger: I talk to them about this stuff all the time.

Stranger: I have converted one, and made the others really question what the believe.

Stranger: Its good fun.

You: Yep

You: I haven't converted anyone to Pastafarianism

You: They do not want to be touched by the noodly appendage :(

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: I was gonna make a comment about that

Stranger: Something like, "The just haven't felt his noodly appendage"

You: Yep :)

Stranger: Thats good stuff.

You: It's funny

You: Because our school mascot is the Marauders

You: So on September 19th (International talk like a pirate day) I can pass it off as school spirit

Stranger: Haha.

Stranger: Thats amazing

Stranger: What type of music do you listen to?

You: Indie/Soul/Punkish/Rock

You: Those are just my favorites

You: I like most stuff

Stranger: Me too.

Stranger: I have to go, Are you gonna be looking into C#?

You: I'll definitely google it and stuff

Stranger: Just a heads up its pronounced C Sharp

You: Yeah

Stranger: Haha

You: (Thanks)

Stranger: Dont make the mistake of calling it C Pound

You: Lmfao

Stranger: My friends laughed really hard when he heard me say that

Stranger: Alright, if you get into it i can help you out if im not busy with work

You: Alright :)

Stranger: Cya

You: Bye

You have disconnected.

 

 

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EarthySun

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Made me lol a little bit:

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Twenty, male, and horny. Looking for a cougar :3

You: For the most part, humans use this website.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

Definitely the most ftw conversation I have ever had on Omegle:

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger:

Just a small town girl

Living in a lonely world

She took the midnight train going anywhere

You: Just a city boy

You: Born and raised in south detroit!

You: He took the midnight train going any ee where!

Stranger: A singer in a smoky room

You: The smell of wine, and cheap perfume

Stranger: For a smile they can share the night

You: It goes on and on and on and on

Stranger: da da da da da doooo da

Stranger: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard

You: their shadows, searching in the niiiiight

Stranger: Streetlights people, living just to find emotion

You: Having, somewhere in the niiiiiiii aye ight

Stranger: Working hard to get my fill

You: Everybody wants a thrill

Stranger: Paying anything to roll the dice

You: Just one, more, time

Stranger: Some will win, some will lose

You: Some are born to sing, the blues

Stranger: Oh the movie never ends

You: It goes on and on and on and on

Stranger: Strangers waiting up and down the boulevard

You: Their shadows, searchin' in the night

Stranger: Streetlights people, living just to find emotion

You: Havin', somwhere in the niiiiiight aye ight

Stranger: Don't stop believing

You: Hold on to that feeling

Stranger: Streetlight people

Stranger: Thank you :)

Stranger: You are the first one to go all the way with it.

You: This was the most ftw conversation on Omegle that i've ever had

Stranger: Indeed.

Stranger: Just a side note, Its "Hiding somewhere in the night"

Stranger: I just didnt want to ruin the flow

You: Yeah, I never got that one right

Stranger: You still did great

Stranger: Thanks

Stranger: I'm saving this to show a friend

You: Thank you, as well

You: I'm posting this on a forum

Stranger: Which one?

You: Tip.It Forums

Stranger: Haha Alright

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: I might post it on Reddit

You: Sweet

Stranger: So, where you from?

You: Arizona

Stranger: Idaho

You: Nice

Stranger: ehh

Stranger: haha

You: Are you in choir/theathre?

Stranger: No, are you?

You: I'm in theatre

Stranger: Thats cool.

Stranger: I have some friends in it.

Stranger: Not my thing, I just love Journey. haha

You: Lol

Stranger: How old are you?

You: 14

Stranger: Freshmen?

You: Yeah

Stranger: Cool.

Stranger: 17, Junior

You: Nice :)

You: Going to prom?

Stranger: If I can find the right girl.

Stranger: Hoping for this one, we will see how it goes.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Are you female?

You: Nah, I'm a guy

Stranger: Sorry, most guys just ask for sex.

Stranger: So i assumed

You: Lmao

Stranger: Im a guy too.

You: You're an extremely awesome, Journey loving guy

Stranger: Thank you, I was on here yesterday and tried this.

Stranger: Only got one half decent go at it.

You: Most people on here are idiots

Stranger: Indeed.

Stranger: Although a girl did tell me that she loved me on here

You: First line of my last convo was "[bleep] YOU!"

Stranger: Last night

You: He did?

Stranger: I had talked to her for about 2 hours, near the end she said i was really funny, and that if she knew me in person she would probably love me.

You: I refuse to believe that half the people on here are 15, female, and from Japan

Stranger: haha

Stranger: This was a girl

Stranger: Got Facebook and all that

You: Most trolls will give up after 10 minutes or so

Stranger: I'm not an idiot I know a troll when i see one

You: and start talking about how wet their vaginas are

Stranger: Yep

You: They're not very covert, lol

Stranger: haha indeed

Stranger: So, what else do you do besides theater?

You: Play video games, and hang out with friends

Stranger: Cool Cool

You: Also this :0

You: ;)*

Stranger: Clearly :)

You: What about you?

Stranger: I play basket ball, i try to go biking every weekend, Im a huge computer nerd I do programming and web design. Video games

Stranger: haha wtf http://i.imgur.com/qNqAS.jpg

You: Lmao

You: I'm trying to learn C++

Stranger: Really?

You: My school really sucks as far as computers go

Stranger: I take it you want to make games?

You: Eventually

Stranger: They always do haha

You: and I heard c++ was a good language to start in

Stranger: Thats how i got started

Stranger: Trust you will most likely drift away form that

Stranger: C#

Stranger: learn that

You: What the difference between that and c++?

You: <--- Newb

Stranger: haha its cool, C# is very object oriented language

Stranger: its one of the best starter languages

Stranger: you have a facebook?

You: yeah

Stranger: whats your email i will add you

You: Just a minute

You: I have sensitive info on there, lemme remove it

Stranger: If you do start C# i can probably help you out

You: My email is [email protected]

Stranger: alright one sec

Stranger: Ignore the pic, i was drunk

Stranger: haha

You: Lol

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Anyways, C# would probably be one of the best starter languages

Stranger: What OS are you running?

You: Windows 7

Stranger: Good

You: Nice hair, btw

Stranger: Haha, I like it

Stranger: I give off the feel of a huge stoner. Makes people not ask me for stuff, unless they know me.

Stranger: It also surprises people when i talk about Politics and Relgion

Stranger: haha

You: Party/Religion?

You: Your info doesn't have much, lol

Stranger: Democratic Atheist

Stranger: You?

You: Democratic Pastafarianist

You: R'amen

Stranger: Very nice.

You: I have a bunch of Mormon friends

You: They're hilarious :)

Stranger: Me too

Stranger: I talk to them about this stuff all the time.

Stranger: I have converted one, and made the others really question what the believe.

Stranger: Its good fun.

You: Yep

You: I haven't converted anyone to Pastafarianism

You: They do not want to be touched by the noodly appendage :(

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: I was gonna make a comment about that

Stranger: Something like, "The just haven't felt his noodly appendage"

You: Yep :)

Stranger: Thats good stuff.

You: It's funny

You: Because our school mascot is the Marauders

You: So on September 19th (International talk like a pirate day) I can pass it off as school spirit

Stranger: Haha.

Stranger: Thats amazing

Stranger: What type of music do you listen to?

You: Indie/Soul/Punkish/Rock

You: Those are just my favorites

You: I like most stuff

Stranger: Me too.

Stranger: I have to go, Are you gonna be looking into C#?

You: I'll definitely google it and stuff

Stranger: Just a heads up its pronounced C Sharp

You: Yeah

Stranger: Haha

You: (Thanks)

Stranger: Dont make the mistake of calling it C Pound

You: Lmfao

Stranger: My friends laughed really hard when he heard me say that

Stranger: Alright, if you get into it i can help you out if im not busy with work

You: Alright :)

Stranger: Cya

You: Bye

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

Oh, hey, democrats.

So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.

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[hide=Lmao]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: asl?

Stranger: 25f

Stranger: you?

You: 25 tyrannousaurus

You: no gender

Stranger: ok

Stranger: if you say so

Stranger: you don't have to have one for me

Stranger: where do you live?

You: pangea

You: 265 Tyrannausourus Way

You: my neigbors happen to be raptors :\

Stranger: you surely are the cleverest person on this site

Stranger: very imaginative

You: Why thank you.

Stranger: yw

Stranger: but i can't help but wonder why you don't want to be you

You: My disproportionate tiny arms make it very hard to type.

Stranger: hahaha

You: Also, it's why I don't own a set of silverware.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: how long do we play this game?

You: What game? Are you saying that because you have abandonment issuse?

Stranger: honestly, i can't see it going on too long?

You: I can psyscho analyze too.

You: I took a class on it at Tyrannausourus College.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i'll go along a while

Stranger: do you always chat as the dinosaur, or sometimes you have a real convo?

Stranger: as yourself?

You: I do both at the same time.

Stranger: are you really 25?

Stranger: or you said that because you wanted to match my age?

You: Actually, you're correct.

You: We tyrannousauri only live to be about ten years old.

Stranger: i think we're done with that

You: I'm actually seven. That's why I'm so analytive of life.

Stranger: your choice now

Stranger: want to have a real convo?

You: They say it happens in the autumn years.

You: You choose a topic.

You: Go ahead.

Stranger: ok, you'll be for real and serious?

Stranger: will you?

You: Choose a topic.

Stranger: atheism

Stranger: you believe in god?

Stranger: and by the way, asl?

Stranger: you asked me

Stranger: i'm in usa

Stranger: are you busy ?

You: I live in Pangea.

You: and yes, I am an atheist.

Stranger: where is pangea?

You: And no, not busy.

You: As far as I know, Pangea is on water.

You: On a giant spinning mudball.

Stranger: age?

You: ...

You: I'm a middle-aged Tyrannausourus Rex.

You: I'm seven.

Stranger: ok, i think i see now

You: Also, I believe that this is a Ptolemic universe.

Stranger: you're probably way older than anyone on this site

Stranger: and embarrassed to say

Stranger: tell you what

You: Or in human years, a 16-year-old smoker.

Stranger: for real, you are 16?

Stranger: and you smoke?

Stranger: are you a boy or girl?

Stranger: are you ever going to get real ?

Stranger: i am out of patience

You: I'm a guy.

You: xD

Stranger: ok

Stranger: and 16?

You: Though that was honestly very fun.

Stranger: not for me, sorry

You: Choose to believe what you want to believe.

Stranger: stop!

Stranger: no games

Stranger: just tell the truth

Stranger: you had your fun

You: Yep.

Stranger: it's anonymous

You: Sixteen.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: and you really smoke?

Stranger: why on earth would you do that?

You: Nah, parents smoke though.

Stranger: then you do

Stranger: second hand

Stranger: that's child abuse!

You: But I love the nicotine.

Stranger: when did you start?

You: Me? Never.

You: Parents? A while ago. :P

Stranger: where do you live?

You: Pennsylvania, though used to be Boston.

Stranger: you in philly?

Stranger: i love that city

You: Meh, nah.

You: Some random county where everyone's a redneck.

You: People openly admit that they hate black people.

Stranger: you're in 11th grade?

You: Nah, 10th.

Stranger: i hate racism

You: Though I probably could've skipped grades if I were allowed. :P

Stranger: what is your race?

You: White. :P

Stranger: i am mixed race

You: Though my best friends growing up were Chinese and black. xD

You: what races?

Stranger: black and white

You: cool

You: half/half?

Stranger: by the way, to me this is so much better than when you were being silly and preteding to be a dinosaur

Stranger: yes, half and half

You: Why is this better?

Stranger: i was really close to disconnecting, but something told me to be patient

You: I would love to talk to a t-rex. O_o

Stranger: ok, enough of that now

Stranger: i want to be real

Stranger: and i want you to be

You: This is getting pretty serious.

Stranger: and i'm so tired of r u horny

Stranger: do you do that too?

You: And just so you know, I don't want to move in together.

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: i didn't invite you

You: And I knew that if you waited long enough, you'd be a 4chaner. :D

Stranger: what is a 4chaner?

You: ...or not.

You: A troll, at the very least.

Stranger: what is a troll?

You: Oh, hey, nice incognito mode.

Stranger: what are you talking about?

You: Who doesn't know what a troll is? :P

Stranger: what is a 4chaner, what is a troll?

Stranger: i don't know

Stranger: how about telling me?

You: It's a website that will scar your children for decades to come.

You: For the love of all that is holy and sacred, cleanse its essence in fire.

Stranger: a troll website?

You: Pour unto it the baptismal oil and set it aflame, to purge the devil from within its malicious structure.

You: and cast the Devil OUT!

You: And a troll is somebody that purposefully annoys/makes sad/makes angry people online.

You: Trolls cause conflict because it gives them pleasure of a humorous nature.

You: Such as, for instance, going to an annonymous chat site and stating that they're female.

You: And then immediately (or soon after) stating that they're horny (so long as their chat partner is male).

Stranger: this is how they get their kicks?

Stranger: do you do that?

You: Occasionally I'll "T-Rex" a person, but then I'll start a real conversation.

Stranger: like with me

Stranger: but you don't pretend to be female and then state horny

Stranger: ?

You: Too cliché.

Stranger: and 4chan?

You: Nah.

You: 4chan fails.

Stranger: what is it?

You: A website that is made up of trolls.

You: click on a thread topic and it will direct you to fecal porn.

You: Not very illuminating.

Stranger: you're 16

Stranger: are you into watching porn?

You: Only between men.

You: I'm gay.

Stranger: i don't know when you're being honest and when not

You: What?

You: I honestly am gay. :\

Stranger: ok

Stranger: are you out?

You: Only to a few friends, but not parents/relatives.

Stranger: how do you feel about carrying this secret?

Stranger: when do you think you will come out? ever?

You: When I'm eighteen.

Stranger: you think you're parents will be ok with it?

Stranger: are you busy?

Stranger: it seems like you are doing something else

You: My parents are pretty open-minded.

You: And I'm browing stuff on the side, lol.

Stranger: a lot of times people come out to their parents

You: *browsing

Stranger: and the parents say they knew already

You: Doubt it. :P

You: It's not like I haven't had a girlfriend before.

You: Just that girls never really did it for me. :x

Stranger: have you had a bf?

You: Kinda.

You: We hung out and stuff, but never got really serious.

Stranger: ever been in love?

You: I don't think that it would count as "real love".

You: Hormones mess with you a lot. :P But there've been some people that I would say I've fallen in love with.

You: But eventually I set my sights on someone else.

Stranger: you seem like a really cool guy

Stranger: and a wiseguy too

Stranger: but overall, you seem nice

You: Thanks lol

Stranger: you're very smart, yes?

Stranger: i was never a great student

Stranger: i'm not that smart that way

You: lol, I'm not a good student

Stranger: are you happy?

You: but I'm intelligent :P I'm just too lazy to be at the top of my class

You: I'd say that I'm pretty happy

Stranger: :)

Stranger: it was really nice to meet you

Stranger: after the [cabbage] that you enjoyed at the beginning

You: ahaha, thanks

You: youre pretty cool too

Stranger: thanks!

Stranger: well, if you were older i'd say we should keep in touch

You: oh, and my brothers/friends aren't gay

Stranger: i hate to disconnect from such a nice person who seems like he could be a friend

You: so send some stuff to them if you want xD my brother's upstairs if you want him

Stranger: i don't want your brother

Stranger: i met you

Stranger: i like you

You: just as well

You: he's kind of a douche

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: and you were going to set me up with a douche!

Stranger: thanks a lot

You: it'd be funny though

Stranger: i like you!

Stranger: not your brother

You: aww thanks

Stranger: i want to tell you something

Stranger: you didn't ask

Stranger: but i want to

You: if it helps, i'm sure he could pass for 25 if he grew a beard or something

Stranger: stop!

Stranger: i'm gay!

Stranger: so i don't want your brother

You: haha

You: so when did you start liking women?

You: :P

You: or realizing it

Stranger: well, i sort of knew in middle school

Stranger: and then in high school i was sure

Stranger: you know something, i think we met for a reason

Stranger: there are thousands on here

Stranger: and we met for a reason

Stranger: i hope you can skip the pain i had in high school

Stranger: and up to the first year of college

You: what pain?

You: i haven't told anyone here that I'm gay though

Stranger: well, not being able to be me

You: just because of something like that happening

Stranger: and keeping me secret

You: that sucks

You: i'm masculine and all that

You: it's just that I like guys

You: so I can be me, just a very sexually frustrated me

Stranger: i hear you

You: >.<

Stranger: (((((((((((stranger))))))))))))))))

You: ?

Stranger: that is a hug

Stranger: i just didn't know who to hug

Stranger: so i said stranger

You: lol

You: i hug myself sometimes too

You: ^^

You: it'd be a real help if i were straight though

You: girls realllllly put themselves out there over here

Stranger: they're easy?

You: basically

You: like a week or less

Stranger: that's a shame

Stranger: you think that's good?

Stranger: they will regret it later

You: probably

You: i get hit on a lot

Stranger: how do you react?

You: i kinda flirt for a bit but tell them i'm taken

Stranger: but then if they're in your school, they see that you are not taken

You: not if i don't see them often

You: or if they aren't in my school

Stranger: ok

Stranger: whatever works for you

You: or if i tell them that my gf isn't in the school :P

Stranger: i have to go

You: alright

Stranger: it was really really really nice to talk to you

You: thanks, you too :)

Stranger: i like you a lot

You: good luck^^

Stranger: and i wish you a great life

You: same.

Stranger: you're a great guy

You: :3

You: don't get that often enough :)

Stranger: well, it's true

Stranger: so i say it

You: hehe

You: well good luck on whatever road you take

Stranger: be true to yourself

Stranger: you too,my friend

You: *waves*

Stranger: and just so you know

Stranger: the only reason i don't ask for your contact info

Stranger: is that i feel i shouldn't because i am an adult and you are a child

Stranger: even though you are very mature

Stranger: but i know we could be good friends

Stranger: and i really hate to disconnect

Stranger: but i have to be going

Stranger: so you do it!

You: adios

You: :3

Stranger: be well!

Stranger: bye

Stranger: ok

Stranger: disconnect now!

You have disconnected.

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This was a hilarious chat. I found a new way to combat trolls.

 

Also, I am in no way homosexual nor a t-rex.

So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.

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Made me lol a little bit:

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Twenty, male, and horny. Looking for a cougar :3

You: For the most part, humans use this website.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

Definitely the most ftw conversation I have ever had on Omegle:

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger:

Just a small town girl

Living in a lonely world

She took the midnight train going anywhere

You: Just a city boy

You: Born and raised in south detroit!

You: He took the midnight train going any ee where!

Stranger: A singer in a smoky room

You: The smell of wine, and cheap perfume

Stranger: For a smile they can share the night

You: It goes on and on and on and on

Stranger: da da da da da doooo da

Stranger: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard

You: their shadows, searching in the niiiiight

Stranger: Streetlights people, living just to find emotion

You: Having, somewhere in the niiiiiiii aye ight

Stranger: Working hard to get my fill

You: Everybody wants a thrill

Stranger: Paying anything to roll the dice

You: Just one, more, time

Stranger: Some will win, some will lose

You: Some are born to sing, the blues

Stranger: Oh the movie never ends

You: It goes on and on and on and on

Stranger: Strangers waiting up and down the boulevard

You: Their shadows, searchin' in the night

Stranger: Streetlights people, living just to find emotion

You: Havin', somwhere in the niiiiiight aye ight

Stranger: Don't stop believing

You: Hold on to that feeling

Stranger: Streetlight people

Stranger: Thank you :)

Stranger: You are the first one to go all the way with it.

You: This was the most ftw conversation on Omegle that i've ever had

Stranger: Indeed.

Stranger: Just a side note, Its "Hiding somewhere in the night"

Stranger: I just didnt want to ruin the flow

You: Yeah, I never got that one right

Stranger: You still did great

Stranger: Thanks

Stranger: I'm saving this to show a friend

You: Thank you, as well

You: I'm posting this on a forum

Stranger: Which one?

You: Tip.It Forums

Stranger: Haha Alright

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: I might post it on Reddit

You: Sweet

Stranger: So, where you from?

You: Arizona

Stranger: Idaho

You: Nice

Stranger: ehh

Stranger: haha

You: Are you in choir/theathre?

Stranger: No, are you?

You: I'm in theatre

Stranger: Thats cool.

Stranger: I have some friends in it.

Stranger: Not my thing, I just love Journey. haha

You: Lol

Stranger: How old are you?

You: 14

Stranger: Freshmen?

You: Yeah

Stranger: Cool.

Stranger: 17, Junior

You: Nice :)

You: Going to prom?

Stranger: If I can find the right girl.

Stranger: Hoping for this one, we will see how it goes.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Are you female?

You: Nah, I'm a guy

Stranger: Sorry, most guys just ask for sex.

Stranger: So i assumed

You: Lmao

Stranger: Im a guy too.

You: You're an extremely awesome, Journey loving guy

Stranger: Thank you, I was on here yesterday and tried this.

Stranger: Only got one half decent go at it.

You: Most people on here are idiots

Stranger: Indeed.

Stranger: Although a girl did tell me that she loved me on here

You: First line of my last convo was "[bleep] YOU!"

Stranger: Last night

You: He did?

Stranger: I had talked to her for about 2 hours, near the end she said i was really funny, and that if she knew me in person she would probably love me.

You: I refuse to believe that half the people on here are 15, female, and from Japan

Stranger: haha

Stranger: This was a girl

Stranger: Got Facebook and all that

You: Most trolls will give up after 10 minutes or so

Stranger: I'm not an idiot I know a troll when i see one

You: and start talking about how wet their vaginas are

Stranger: Yep

You: They're not very covert, lol

Stranger: haha indeed

Stranger: So, what else do you do besides theater?

You: Play video games, and hang out with friends

Stranger: Cool Cool

You: Also this :0

You: ;)*

Stranger: Clearly :)

You: What about you?

Stranger: I play basket ball, i try to go biking every weekend, Im a huge computer nerd I do programming and web design. Video games

Stranger: haha wtf http://i.imgur.com/qNqAS.jpg

You: Lmao

You: I'm trying to learn C++

Stranger: Really?

You: My school really sucks as far as computers go

Stranger: I take it you want to make games?

You: Eventually

Stranger: They always do haha

You: and I heard c++ was a good language to start in

Stranger: Thats how i got started

Stranger: Trust you will most likely drift away form that

Stranger: C#

Stranger: learn that

You: What the difference between that and c++?

You: <--- Newb

Stranger: haha its cool, C# is very object oriented language

Stranger: its one of the best starter languages

Stranger: you have a facebook?

You: yeah

Stranger: whats your email i will add you

You: Just a minute

You: I have sensitive info on there, lemme remove it

Stranger: If you do start C# i can probably help you out

You: My email is [email protected]

Stranger: alright one sec

Stranger: Ignore the pic, i was drunk

Stranger: haha

You: Lol

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Anyways, C# would probably be one of the best starter languages

Stranger: What OS are you running?

You: Windows 7

Stranger: Good

You: Nice hair, btw

Stranger: Haha, I like it

Stranger: I give off the feel of a huge stoner. Makes people not ask me for stuff, unless they know me.

Stranger: It also surprises people when i talk about Politics and Relgion

Stranger: haha

You: Party/Religion?

You: Your info doesn't have much, lol

Stranger: Democratic Atheist

Stranger: You?

You: Democratic Pastafarianist

You: R'amen

Stranger: Very nice.

You: I have a bunch of Mormon friends

You: They're hilarious :)

Stranger: Me too

Stranger: I talk to them about this stuff all the time.

Stranger: I have converted one, and made the others really question what the believe.

Stranger: Its good fun.

You: Yep

You: I haven't converted anyone to Pastafarianism

You: They do not want to be touched by the noodly appendage :(

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: I was gonna make a comment about that

Stranger: Something like, "The just haven't felt his noodly appendage"

You: Yep :)

Stranger: Thats good stuff.

You: It's funny

You: Because our school mascot is the Marauders

You: So on September 19th (International talk like a pirate day) I can pass it off as school spirit

Stranger: Haha.

Stranger: Thats amazing

Stranger: What type of music do you listen to?

You: Indie/Soul/Punkish/Rock

You: Those are just my favorites

You: I like most stuff

Stranger: Me too.

Stranger: I have to go, Are you gonna be looking into C#?

You: I'll definitely google it and stuff

Stranger: Just a heads up its pronounced C Sharp

You: Yeah

Stranger: Haha

You: (Thanks)

Stranger: Dont make the mistake of calling it C Pound

You: Lmfao

Stranger: My friends laughed really hard when he heard me say that

Stranger: Alright, if you get into it i can help you out if im not busy with work

You: Alright :)

Stranger: Cya

You: Bye

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

Oh, hey, democrats.

perfect reply :lol: :lol: :lol:

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so...Earthy "came out" to a stranger, causing her to come out, but isn't really gay?

 

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I'm sure a few of us are proud to be part of the beginnings of Chatroulette :D Because it's made its way to SNL:

 

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/cnn-reports/1207094/

 

If you're impatient, it's within the last 30 seconds.

 

It's incredible how fast the internet spreads. Barely a month after OT invaded chatroulette, I heard a few people from my school talking about it, and my friend mentioned accidentally running into a kid pleasing himself last week.

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I'm sure a few of us are proud to be part of the beginnings of Chatroulette :D Because it's made its way to SNL:

 

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/cnn-reports/1207094/

 

If you're impatient, it's within the last 30 seconds.

 

It's incredible how fast the internet spreads. Barely a month after OT invaded chatroulette, I heard a few people from my school talking about it, and my friend mentioned accidentally running into a kid pleasing himself last week.

Am I the only one who got a weird nostalgia-ish feeling from that? >.> I'm pretty sure tif was the first significant group on chatroulette (before it was chatroulette... I forget what it was called :wall:) I forget who initially posted that link :P

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I'm sure a few of us are proud to be part of the beginnings of Chatroulette biggrin.gif Because it's made its way to SNL:

 

http://www.nbc.com/s...eports/1207094/

 

If you're impatient, it's within the last 30 seconds.

 

It's incredible how fast the internet spreads. Barely a month after OT invaded chatroulette, I heard a few people from my school talking about it, and my friend mentioned accidentally running into a kid pleasing himself last week.

Am I the only one who got a weird nostalgia-ish feeling from that? >.> I'm pretty sure tif was the first significant group on chatroulette (before it was chatroulette... I forget what it was called icon_wall.gif) I forget who initially posted that link tongue.gif

 

It was called head2head when we found it ;)

 

I believe it was one of our female members who discovered it first. I'm thinkin' WongTong.

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LOL I LOVE OMEGLE NOW. before you read im not a sex offender and I dont like little boys and I am not in prison XD

 

[hide=]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!

Stranger: you are a sick freak

Stranger: pervert

You: and your hot

Stranger: have a fun time in jail

You: im there right now

Stranger: people like you pervert society

You: pretty fun

Stranger: you POS

You: taxpayers pay for my bed and food

Stranger: you're a POS

You: i sleep 15 hours a day and stuff my face

Stranger: you don't deserve to breathe oxygen

You: get free tattos and a weiht room

Stranger: yeah go ahead and live your [cabbage]ty life

Stranger: you POS

You: you can say more than that>

You: or no?

You: no but seriously i like little boys

You: are you a little boy?

Stranger: no

You: why not?

Stranger: go to hell

You: im already there.

Stranger: sure

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

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I'm sure a few of us are proud to be part of the beginnings of Chatroulette biggrin.gif Because it's made its way to SNL:

 

http://www.nbc.com/s...eports/1207094/

 

If you're impatient, it's within the last 30 seconds.

 

It's incredible how fast the internet spreads. Barely a month after OT invaded chatroulette, I heard a few people from my school talking about it, and my friend mentioned accidentally running into a kid pleasing himself last week.

Am I the only one who got a weird nostalgia-ish feeling from that? >.> I'm pretty sure tif was the first significant group on chatroulette (before it was chatroulette... I forget what it was called icon_wall.gif) I forget who initially posted that link tongue.gif

 

It was called head2head when we found it ;)

 

I believe it was one of our female members who discovered it first. I'm thinkin' WongTong.

YEEEEEEEEES I WAS THE DISCOVERER!!!!!

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#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

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I call Shenanigans on Wongtong being the discoverer.

Proof or not real, link to original post.

 

http://forum.tip.it/topic/243430-omegle/page__st__300__p__3966583entry3966583

 

I also discovered it on stumbleupon: http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/chatroulette.com/

 

;) suck it.

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you tell him, WongTong! :P

 

On Topic, I just had a nice convo with a French girl that laster half an hour or so. We talked about x-games, amercas got talent and why I was[am] awake at 3am. Wasn't bad. But I was too distracted to carry on a post-worthy conversation. Nice to see an actual female on it though. Usually the females are traps.

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I call Shenanigans on Wongtong being the discoverer.

Proof or not real, link to original post.

 

http://forum.tip.it/topic/243430-omegle/page__st__300__p__3966583entry3966583

 

I also discovered it on stumbleupon: http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/chatroulette.com/

 

;) suck it.

I have one thing to lash back!

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Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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