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Monster survival this week = Cannibals

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Seriously, you quoted me when you signet up, remember.

 

???: You have my sword!

Me: And my ingenuity!

You: And my sigs!

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Ross confused me saying he did not want to join and then I thought that he wanted to join because he said and my something.

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Ross confused me saying he did not want to join and then I thought that he wanted to join because he said and my something.

Man, you start sounding more and more like a real-life friend of mine.

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Tip.It Monster Hunter squad? :smile:

 

You have my sword!

And my ingenuity.

 

And my sigs. :)

 

And my bow

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Added to the list.

 

Feel free to use any of the pics in the sig.

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Seriously, you quoted me when you signet up, remember.

 

???: You have my sword!

Me: And my ingenuity!

You: And my sigs!

 

 

I feel left aside :(

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U wanted added to list?

 

I think he was the person who said

 

"You have my sword!"

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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On ok,

 

also demons seem to fail.

Next monster will actully require some thinking.

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Vyrewatch and vampyres, Verewolves, hydras, mutated cockroaches, ghasts, ghouls, shades, fashion zombies...

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Vyrewatch and vampyres, Verewolves, hydras, mutated cockroaches, ghasts, ghouls, shades, fashion zombies...

Were doing robots next week but mutated cockroaches and shades will be intrsting.

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Vyrewatch and vampyres, Verewolves, hydras, mutated cockroaches, ghasts, ghouls, shades, fashion zombies...

Were doing robots next week but mutated cockroaches and shades will be intrsting.

You didn't notice the last one?

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I wanted to know what it was actully lol.

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How to survive a demon attack...? Easy. Summon another demon to fight the demon that's trying to attack you. If all goes wrong and your demon starts attacking you instead, just summon another demon and repeat the cycle until you're not dead.

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How to survive a demon attack...? Easy. Summon another demon to fight the demon that's trying to attack you. If all goes wrong and your demon starts attacking you instead, just summon another demon and repeat the cycle until you're not dead.

That's a fashion zombie attack, only instead of other demons it's new clothes and instead of summoning it's buying.

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Made me lol.

 

I suggest we should fight the evil market research for the planet cadbury.

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New monster.

sorry for changing monster so late.

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How to survive a demon attack...? Easy. Summon another demon to fight the demon that's trying to attack you. If all goes wrong and your demon starts attacking you instead, just summon another demon and repeat the cycle until you're not dead.

 

 

 

So, if you're dead you have to repeat the cycle anyways, until you are revived?

 

 

OT:

Hide in the woods, only bring ancient tools.

 

Oh, and how do you hack a toaster?

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Yeh but what if the technology finds you and kills you?

 

TBH its one of the best plans here but even the armys robots will go beserk and stuff.

 

You can't hack anything because the guy who made it was a Über hax0rz. but you can remove the microchip from the toaster (only it won't work and you won't have toasted bread)

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Yeh but what if the technology finds you and kills you?

 

TBH its one of the best plans here but even the armys robots will go beserk and stuff.

 

You can't hack anything because the guy who made it was a Über hax0rz. but you can remove the microchip from the toaster (only it won't work and you won't have toasted bread)

 

 

Unless that man walked into every kitchen and personally installed microchips, he couldn't hack the toasters. They aren't hooked up to anything but a power grid, and I don't believe information can be sent through that.

 

(I'm just ignoring how ridiculous the idea of household appliances walking around is.)

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Lol, no what happens is he sent out a special radio frequency which sent them beserk (I know its almost impossible but it could happen)

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it could actully happen. so lets just imagine that some super alien tech allowed it and that toasters are going crazy.

 

What do we do?

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I'm pretty sure I could beat my toaster in a fight.

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I fought my toaster once. Wouldn't give me back my damn waffles. Had to take it outside and put a sledgehammer to it.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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