VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 17, 2009 Author Share Posted October 17, 2009 Yeh but the toaster and more weapons like all your furbys would give out ear splitting screams and your computer would keep flashing and your kettle will keep boiling and hurt you and then your phone will vibrate. if you've got a new toaster it will go on a rampage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 How is my toaster going to even move? It doesn't exactly have movable legs. It could be sentient right now, but there's nothing it can do. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 17, 2009 Author Share Posted October 17, 2009 It can explode and stuff.  BUT ITS NOT JUST TOASTERS. If you have a modern lawn mower or any electronic toys there going to try and kill you also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 I don't think my toaster contains an incendiary device or blasting caps, either. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 17, 2009 Author Share Posted October 17, 2009 But it might go up and down and stuff and it might hurt your hand if you touch it, it might short circut and create a spark setting your kitchen on fire.  My plan is to barricade myself in a house and use a wooden stick with some string on the end to destroy mechanical things. I'll work on making a powerful electromagnet with some wire coils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 But it might go up and down and stuff and it might hurt your hand if you touch it, it might short circut and create a spark setting your kitchen on fire.  My plan is to barricade myself in a house and use a wooden stick with some string on the end to destroy mechanical things. I'll work on making a powerful electromagnet with some wire coils. Once again, It has no way to physcially move its parts. There are no circuits allowing it to do that. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 I personally don't understand the whole thing with the microchips. I didn't even realize there was one in my toaster...I really have no clue what to do to survive the evil microchips because I have never heard of an evil microchip. Nanobots, yes. Computers, yes. Electronics themselves, yes. Microchips...eh, no. I know this thread is just for fun, but microchips just sounds stupid. Hacking electronics themselves somehow is fine, but microchips?  IDEAS FLOATING AROUND AND MY IDEAS ON THEM: Toasters-I personally don't understand why there would be a microchip in a toaster unless it has a clock on it and a timer. Toasters would not be a threat specifically because their only use is toasting bread and bagels. What are they going to do, burn our bread? The only slightly hurtful thing they could do is stay on so long that the house burns down in some odd way. But mine has a ten minute limit and then you have to press the button down to start it again.  Radio Frequency- I don't think anyone will be able to create a radio frequency so powerful it can hack into every microchip around the world. I know very little about radio frequencies, but it just sounds stupid that somebody could remotely control a little microchip in, say, a digital watch to turn the watch into an evil creature of the devil. Heck, there are different things with microchips in them, with different uses. How can a radio frequency play with the specific violent use of an item if it is just one radio frequency? Even multiple ones just sounds like it is impossible.  Furbys-First question that comes to my mind, Does anyone actually still have a Furby? I remember when they gave those bastards out as toys at McDonalds. And do you really think something like that would have the power to scream so loud it would hurt? I would beat the crap out of that thing, how hard could that be? Computer-You describe very well the extent of it's power "It will keep flashing". There is very little a computer can do. Maybe turn on loud music, play porn when your mom comes downstairs to see why the music is so loud. But I can't see why you should be afraid when their is the magical power of bricks to consider.  Kettle-Um...I'm assuming you were speaking of the stove. Thankfully I don't drink hot tea, nor do I use a kettle to make iced tea. It might over-fry my spam when I stick it on the stove, but other then that, what do I care? Heck, all you need is a woodburning stove to get out of that situation, and I don't think they cost that much.  Phone-You phone will vibrate? Seriously? Scary stuff. If my phone were to act up it would probably start calling my ex girlfriend over and over and over randomly. Or texting her telling her really nasty things. But once again, the magic of the brick compels you! Lawn Mowers-I don't know if lawnmowers now have microchips, I guess riding mowers do. But only the rich people and old people who can't walk very well yet have the biggest damn lawns on the block seem to have those. I have an older one that you just have to pull the cord to start up. I guess it could have a chip in it since it does start up electrically from a key, but I seriously doubt there is much a mower could do. It's not like it will have the power to left itself up and chop me up. It'll probably be one of those things that people run from, trip and then get run over by. I wouldn't be scared. Plus, lawnmowers would not be able to move by themselves, so they would just be sitting there idol, until the gas runs out.  Electronic Toys- Jesus Christ. The poor girls with their singing Barbie Dolls! Barbie will continue to sing nonstop.  I don't think this is a really good topic of discussion, just because none of the items with microchips can move and pick up any kind of weapon. People personally have to activate the stuff too, not all items with microchips can do something without a human helping turn it on or pressing buttons. They can screw up our food or flash porn on our computers, but there is no survival involved in a situation like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 17, 2009 Author Share Posted October 17, 2009 also, theres microwaves, if they work without the cover they'll kill you.  Doesn't anyone have a rocket launcher with legs and a microchip :twss:ratchet, you have a good point.Ok, new idea.Global super-cooperation makes all of there electrical appliances have weapons in (have you seen G-force?) and they all end up attacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 also, theres microwaves, if they work without the cover they'll kill you.  Doesn't anyone have a rocket launcher with legs and a microchip :twss:ratchet, you have a good point.Ok, new idea.Global super-cooperation makes all of there electrical appliances have weapons in (have you seen G-force?) and they all end up attacking. New topic: Entire world starves from massive economic crisis from adding arbitrary weapons to everything. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Why not do something normal like Vampires, Zombies, Krackens, robots, aliens...that sorta thing? Because this is seriously veering waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to the wrong side of the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 17, 2009 Author Share Posted October 17, 2009 Lets talk about this for a bit and i'll change it tommorow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Lets talk about this for a bit and i'll change it tommorow. Whats there to talk about? This whole topic of microchips and such is stupid. If we are going to talk about monster survival choose something that is so random and pointless that nobody can talk about it? My toaster can't kill me, nor can my digital watch, even if they were taken over by some radio frequency thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 You guys act as if vampires are more realistic than walking toasters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Vampires have a means of killing you. A toaster does not. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 A vampire can't kill you either since they don't exist. This thread is purely hypothetical and wasn't intended to be consistent with reality. I mean come on. Who gets to say what fiction is allowed and what isn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Fictional vampires can kill you.Fictional toaster with no means of walking/doing anything to hurt you unless you actually go right ahead and cram your hand into it (And lets face it, if you were doing this, its probably better that you were removed from the gene pool anyways) cannot kill you.  Lawnmowers usually have guards on them, so unless it can actually remove the guard itself (Lawnmowers don't have hands) the worst it will be doing is bumping into your shins at about 1 mile per hour. Generally, most household appliances have no way to harm you unless you actually feed yourself to said appliance.Then again, knowing Hex, he's probably tried to feed himself to various kitchen appliances multiple times over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Plug in a toaster and jump in a bathtub. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Plug in a toaster and jump in a bathtub.To be fair, the toaster was a very smooth talker. I would be more surprised if I hadn't done it. I'm still entertaining the thought of my toaster being alive right this second, but it's unable to do anything. It's only about 10 feet away, I can see it from here even. The best part is that it couldn't start the toasting process itself, the lever is only hand-pushed. It can only release the toast. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 A vampire can't kill you either since they don't exist. This thread is purely hypothetical and wasn't intended to be consistent with reality. I mean come on. Who gets to say what fiction is allowed and what isn't? But even fantasy has it's limits and I believe that in any fantasy world, unless specifically built and intended for murder, a toaster or Furby cannot kill. Vampires could kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Plug in a toaster and jump in a bathtub.To be fair, the toaster was a very smooth talker. I would be more surprised if I hadn't done it. I'm still entertaining the thought of my toaster being alive right this second, but it's unable to do anything. It's only about 10 feet away, I can see it from here even. The best part is that it couldn't start the toasting process itself, the lever is only hand-pushed. It can only release the toast.It could...well...uhm....Nope, I got nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Easy solution. Go to your basement, turn off all the power to all rooms, then chill out in a closet for a day or two while the furbies run out of batteries. I mean, what could like a robosapien do to you? Walk really slowly towards you then do it's karate chop thing? Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I consider furbies to be the most dangerous in a situation where all mechanical things hate you. I mean, seriously, I can't be the only one who gets the hell scared out of him whenever I see those things. They were practically designed to kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 Furby = Super powerful robots. I'll change it into something else soon but I'm on my phone so writing is hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walka92 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 teach the furbies to kill my enemies, and rule over the robots with an iron fist or hide in my basement for a while and remove anything that has a chip in it I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Make an EMP blaster out of some copper wire, a spool, a car batery, a conderser(or whatever the electrical device used to set a min energy requirement is called) and a trigger, then retrofit it into some sort of gun. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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