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About 20 miles East of me there's an old abandoned radar installation that was used to watch for German bomber heading for New York City in WWII, I'd just find out via internet (while it's still up) how to make small EMP devices, then go hide out there.

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I thought we clarified that my toaster can't do jack.

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I don't think it's your toaster this time :lol:

 

And were the magnet to fail I'd have a back up plan of throwing on some techno and sneaking away while they have a dance party. Because robots are required to dance whenever they hear techno music, if you didn't know that.

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My plan is find a powerplant and take it down (couple of guns?), I'd get my two friends to get food and the other to get copper wire (from b&q and such) and a long iron pole.

I'd assemble them into a super massive electromagnet and then attach it to mains power in the power station(don't turn it on).

Barricade myself in the powerplant and spend the rest of my life on the swingy chairs, I won't be in the slighest bit of danger unless i turn on the power, this will disable al robots BtW because of the magnet.

Yeh! Also, they'll have computers (I'll bring a router) so you can go online for "how to" guides.

 

I'd get there in a lorry.

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Because the internet stays online during a robot apocalypse.

 

Also, how are you going to take a power plant? 8 year olds aren't allowed to buy guns...

 

Oh, and what if the robots decide to start bombing the power plant.

 

You didn't think your genius plan all the way through.

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Because the internet stays online during a robot apocalypse.

 

Also, how are you going to take a power plant? 8 year olds aren't allowed to buy guns...

 

Oh, and what if the robots decide to start bombing the power plant.

 

You didn't think your genius plan all the way through.

There aren't even any guns in English-shire, are there?

 

I'll be chilling with my .22s and .357 magnums, have fun, Britain!

Actully we can have shotguns (if we have a shotgun license and such).

 

If they decide to bomb it'll be quite strong anyway, there not going way to kill one human.

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From the quality of your posts, and putting jokes aside, I'd say you were 14 years old, or around that.

So I doubt you would be able to get a gun.

At age 14 were allowed to get rifles legally.

 

thats english law (unless its been changed recently)

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How do you know they don't have guns?

 

Better yet, what does he do when he misses that often on one person and uses up all his ammo?

The guns are used for intimidation and killing people who don't exit the powerplant.

Which powerplant? Because nuclear powerplants have armed guards and snipers, there's one near my house.

Whichever ones closer, they have gaurds and snipers? maybe thats just because its america.

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How do you know they don't have guns?

 

Better yet, what does he do when he misses that often on one person and uses up all his ammo?

The guns are used for intimidation and killing people who don't exit the powerplant.

 

Do you even know how to run a power plant?

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