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How to get rid of kids this halloween?

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A new idea.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Circular saw blades make a deadly fressbe :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mayb thats going to far.

~Dan64Au

Since 27 Aug 2002

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:lol: dress up as this guy and stand out infront of your house:

 

 

 

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OMFG I wish id never seen that :cry:

And no lol why do you always want to get stuff from John Lewis. Its over ̣̉300 more then than what i paid.

 

John Lewis is a great, great shop.

@Matt: I went out and found some pics of said event in Saw and that's not what I had in mind. Just make a cargo net out of razor wire and such.

lol the shops down by me are refusing to sell eggs to kids this week :D

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wear a micheal jackson mask. believe me , kids will stay away from you're house.

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lol the shops down by me are refusing to sell eggs to kids this week :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go to the shops and buy a heap of eggs and sell them on the street to little kids. Worked for me with Waterbombs at school, Got in heaps of trouble. 14 Year old dealing Water balloons, Watch out

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Project CH]Ghos[bleep]ch onto the side of your house. Its the only TV show in British Medical history to be proved to have cause post traumatic stress in children :D

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Last year some kids threw an egg at my car and ran off into the park.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They obviously though no one would be stupid enuth to drive into the park after them!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I sure showed them :twisted:

~Dan64Au

Since 27 Aug 2002

I live in a quiet area so I'm not usually bothered by them, but going out yourself and leaving a crazy relative at home could do the trick.

Just scare the bajeebers out of them somehow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get camo, get some waterballoons, have some fun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eggs work nicely. So do bottlerockets

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hide up a tree, jump down behind them and scare them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer the door naked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chase them down the street hurling your own poo at them?

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Answer the door naked.

 

 

 

Chase them down the street hurling your own poo at them?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You might aswell shoot them and let them have a less painfull death

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Just give them the damn candy, cheapskate.

 

 

 

Possibly the funniest comment that ive seen/heard all week.

 

Just give them the damn candy, cheapskate.

 

 

 

Possibly the funniest comment that ive seen/heard all week.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lmao same here hahaha lol :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im stil gonna beat the kids up who come near my hosue though lol

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Here in texas sex offenders wont be able to give out candy to kids or even open the doors, Sorry all you people who hoped to show some skin to the little kids.......Ohh yeah and once again, condoms scare them away, Condoms the almost anti-kid.

Last year some kids threw an egg at my car and ran off into the park.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They obviously though no one would be stupid enuth to drive into the park after them!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I sure showed them :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LMAO I just pictured that in my head!

Leave hypodermic needles all arround you door :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or get one of those air horns and wait by your front door - if anyone comes blast em with that. Bonus points if you make children under 5 cry.

My neighbors last year handed out string cheese... Doubt he'll be getting many kids this year :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wish I had some ideas for you :(

dress up as a clown and give the kids kisses on their cheeks :lol:

Give out German candies. Oh yes, you will be the lamest house ever.

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you should advertise runescape to them and make them hooked to it so next halloween they won't go bug you anymore

get a bb gun and shoot them in the head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol! bb guns dnt do anything! gotta get a shotgun dude!

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get a bb gun and shoot them in the head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol! bb guns dnt do anything! gotta get a shotgun dude!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rofflecopterz! Get life in priz0nx0rs!

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I still say give out Mexican Candy!!

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Now all i need is some trick or treaters! :twisted:

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Vid coming soon, 5 year old ownage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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