Its getting close the night were feral kids run the streets causing no end of trouble.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im tired of setting my dogs on people year after year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a bag of mega gobstoppers (size of a baseball) and im thinking of standing on the roof and handing them out from above, bombs away!

 

 

 

Waste of candy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cant oil the driveway because last time I did that it took forever to clean.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I need an inventive way to get rid of these troublesome [cabbage]s that throw eggs everywere anyone got good suggestions

Supersoaker + Petrol + Fire = ? :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually giving you idea's like that is a bad idea... :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We all know what you're like DaN. :P :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quite honestly I just sit in my room with the light off, we rarely get anyone at the door thankfully. Sometimes my friends little sisters came round but that's it. :o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm gonna sit Bruno outside the front door or something. He's a big wuss but no child in their right mind would go up to a 7 stone rottweiler left unattended. :twisted:

Rottweiler's do rock, mine's called Cassie :P

 

 

 

The old sit-on-a-roof-with-flour-and-feathers method always worked for me.

get a bb gun and shoot them in the head.

We don't 'celebrate' halloween over here. 8)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But I guess making your own candy filling it with aluminium foil will be good. :)

get a bb gun and shoot them in the head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then get an ASBO

Just buy gross sweets. You'll get kids this year but never again ^_^

I think a supersoaker would work well, maybe without the petrol and such though...

No no no ... super-soaker with paint! Or some strong kind of dye. They can't sue you or complain for endangering them by spraying them with petrol, but you'll destroy their stupid little outfits by turning scary monsters in black garbage bags into the wussiest of zombies with pink polkadots.

A large axe should do the trick. Judicious application of sharp edges to the fleshy bits seems to be a particularly effective deterrent.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Barring that, you might want to use any or none of the following:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Pit traps

 

 

 

- Pit traps with punji sticks

 

 

 

- Barbed wire

 

 

 

- Claymore mines

 

 

 

- A claymore

 

 

 

- Fundamentalists

 

 

 

- Pit bull terrier

 

 

 

- The Dungeons and Dragons movie

 

 

 

- Semtex stuffed into bamboo

 

 

 

- Caltrops

 

 

 

- Iradiated surroundings

 

 

 

- A pike

 

 

 

- Doom robots

 

 

 

- Orbital death rays

 

 

 

- Ninjas

 

 

 

- Trogdor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or, answer the door while wearing a singlet (preferrably stained), short shorts, sandals and a brown paper bag with just the neck of a bottle sticking out the top. Appear as thoroughly irritated as possible, and make sure that the kids get a full view of an assortment of violent-looking objects behind you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh yeah, fill a super soaker with urine. Aim for clothing as much as possible, especially wool.

- The Dungeons and Dragons movie

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Huh? I liked that! :P

Easiest way might be to just turn the lights off at the front of the house.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's something more fun about trying to get rid of them by other means, though... Know the scene in Starship Troopers where all the aliens are attacking the fort thing? Kinda like that.

Easiest way might be to just turn the lights off at the front of the house.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's something more fun about trying to get rid of them by other means, though... Know the scene in Starship Troopers where all the aliens are attacking the fort thing? Kinda like that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You mean you're going to lay into those kids with a SAW? God, spraying 7.62 NATO rounds is a little on the overkill side. :P

I actually meant that there would be swarms of the little blighters all trying to get in, and that it would be an almost impossible challenge to get rid of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your interpretation sounds more fun, however.

Heh, I have three swords, that should be enough if we actually celebrated it here :P

Im off out with my mates gonna march up and down my street beating up any little bratt that goes near my house. Gonna take their sweets and money and the hang each one up on a wall and throw stones at them :D :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Should be fun

Im off out with my mates gonna march up and down my street beating up any little bratt that goes near my house. Gonna take their sweets and money and the hang each one up on a wall and throw stones at them :D :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Should be fun

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ooo it does :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I may by a wet fish and 'HIT THEM ABOUT THE HEAD WITH A WET TROUT' mIRC style 8) 8)

when I spent time in the states i would either leave some candy on the porch or make traps with my friend. I would set up trip-wires which would cause a water balloon to come crashing down on the spot... but usually i simply bombarded them with a 0.735 BB and some water balloons... a lawn hose PWNS aswell but ive only seen it used....another idea could be to just leave the house and go to a party (effective except one time i got back and my door was egged) but THE most effective way to stop em is to put E-Z manure on the driveway, but washing it off is a pain...

Plz everyone make a video how they get the kids run away :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would laugh myself to death if everybody is going to do what he says :lol:

hah, i like reading these posts every october. usually brightens up my day. well anyways i live way to far off the road and to far in the coutnry to get trick or treaters, so i dont have to worry about that. if i did live in the city i probably wouldnt try to get rid of them either, id probably hand out the candy like a good citizen :P

well im a kid and there is this one house that shoots paintball guns at the kids. He hit me last year when i was 13 so this year i plan on shoving a few eggs and an impulse up his [wagon].

i am going to ko trick or treaters with my whip :D

well im a kid and there is this one house that shoots paintball guns at the kids. He hit me last year when i was 13 so this year i plan on shoving a few eggs and an impulse up his wagon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hahaha. You remind me of Bart Simpson and the electric muffin.

 

 

 

*Shakes head*

:lol: I love reading these every year!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, i think im not trickor treating anymore, (15) so im going to help my best friend set up a haunted house an scare the [cabbage] out of anyone who comes...

I've done this before: Hide inside a costume and sit on a chair in your front door with the candy on your lap. When they come out, jump up and scream like crazy! It's so halarious and freaks them out, I havn't had anyone come here for 2 years heh