Well, ever since I've moved to england i don't get many trick or treaters, usually because i host halloween parties, the musics really loud and the kids get scared any1 who answers the door is gonna beat them up. But where i used to live, you could just hide behind ur gate and wen they open it pelt them with eggs and flour. Waterballoons filled with food dye works a treat as well.

Buy some mexican candy, it's the most disgusting treat that isn't sweet.

Just let them come to the door then see the face on the little suckers when you say "Trick". If you do a really good job I might just give them a Jaffa

Easy solution for your question: Paintball Gun. Have one of those bad boys on you I pretty much gurantee no one will attempt anything. Unless they have a paintball gun, then some kind of Civil War is gonna break out.

just give out toothbrushes and peanuts...this one guy a block away from me gives them out every year...i dont go to his house anymore lol :lol:

just burn copies of "Gigli" and hand them out, guarentee youll never get another trick or treater

You guys have it all wrong

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Take a waterballoon launcher, buy some chubs(small bait fish, bigger than most blue gill in my lake :oops:) and let your imagination go to work

just burn copies of "Gigli" and hand them out, guarentee youll never get another trick or treater

Dude that's abit too far, that might really hurt someone. :?

Buy some mexican candy, it's the most disgusting treat that isn't sweet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lmao! I was just about to post the same thing!

mayb some road kill hanging from the trees will work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Altho zero fun factor.

Get a team of stonemasons to erect a 30-foot-high stone wall around your house, complete with guard towers and barbican. If any sod wants to walk in and ask for treats, bring on the boiling pitch and oil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or you could leave some meat out on the driveway for a few days. The smell would be vile.

1. Invest in a lot of this.

 

 

 

2. Impliment it to replace to rope in this

 

 

 

3. Have stuff to throw at anyone who makes it past

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

1. Invest in a lot of this.

 

 

 

2. Impliment it to replace to rope in this

 

 

 

3. Have stuff to throw at anyone who makes it past

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Isn't that what happened to the fat man in Saw?

Set off your car alarm as they get closer. They will end up leaving you a treat

Isn't that what happened to the fat man in Saw?

 

 

 

I wouldn't know. I haven't seen Saw nor know anything about that plot other than the small blurb on IMDB.

 

Isn't that what happened to the fat man in Saw?

 

 

 

I wouldn't know. I haven't seen Saw nor know anything about that plot other than the small blurb on IMDB.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is kinda a spoiler but only taked up about 1 minute of the film and isnt mentioned again. It certainly doesnt ruin the main plot of the movie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Basicly this crazy dude is putting ppl in these situations where they have to do really horrible and degrading stuff to get out. This fat dude has been put in a room full of razor and barbed wire, he has been given a slow acting poison and will die in an hour or something. The antidote is outside the room past the razor wire. Basicly this dude gets so cut up trying to escape he dies. Its pretty harsh. If you get the chance to see it then watch Saw ASAP. Because Saw2 is coming out soon ^_^

Any variant of the 'Im scarier then you' will do.

Condoms.

Condoms.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aaaay

 

 

 

Funny guy.

:lol: dress up as this guy and stand out infront of your house:

 

 

 

rig the doorbell so that it gives 'em a nice lil (HUGE) zap instead of actually ringing.

rig the doorbell so that it gives 'em a nice lil (HUGE) zap instead of actually ringing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or u could just bluetak a drawing pin onto the button.

:lol: i love holloween(forgot the spelling)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this year me and a Few friends will have little fun with my old school and 60 eggs+ mabey a bb if my friend can leave his house with it :wink:

 

 

 

also my older friends getting a paint ball gun so who knows :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also to get rid of the kids(im 14) try my advice which is hang dead animals on your door or doorbell i disected frogs this year and get to keep mine :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if no animals can be found try inviting M.J. :D

Just give them the damn candy, cheapskate.

Alright, a very elaborate scheme:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go to a costume store and buy a replica firearm, or obtain/build something that looks like a gun. On/around Haloween, camp next to your front door, and when they come, jump out like a crazy and shout "FREEZE MUTHAF*CKAS!" That should scare them sufficiently :P.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My neighbor (he's a Marine) got his 12guage and did that (it was unloaded). Scared the crap out of the kids and got them arrested for ringing his doorbell at 2am.