logic-is-overrated Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I give you bitter pills in sugar coating. The pills are harmless; the poison is in the sugar. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢â∠This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bas Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "life isn't the amount of breath you take, it is the moments that take your breath away" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearofthunder Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 "My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies." - W. C. Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelot Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 "Real N*ggas do what they wanna do, B*tch N*ggas do wat they can do" ~TuPaC~ Basically in less vulgar wording... real people do what they want to do regardless if society allows them to and tries there hardest to stop them, Fake people only do what society allows them to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barihawk Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Woman: Sir, if you were my husband I would place poison in your coffee. Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I would gladly drink it. There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves. - Jack Handey (aka Jack Handy) Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk. - Jack Handey (aka Jack Handy) One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. - Jack Handey (aka Jack Handy) If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink. - Jack Handey (aka Jack Handy) Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man." - Jack Handey (aka Jack Handy) As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!! - Jack Handey (aka Jack Handy) I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on. - Jack Handey (aka Jack Handy) My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid214 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 "If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llcoolguy972 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 It's better to fail with your friends than be succesful alone. im not sure who said it but it was on "Reunion" last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abyssalreaper Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 ok i got one All things are possible to him that beliveth pretty self explantory so i dont feel the need to explain Proud Acolyte of the Ooc Cmon Steve you can do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevester77 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 heh "sweat is the perfume of perserverance" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 mine is in my sig :P RIP TET "That which does not kill us makes us stronger." - Friedrich Nietzsche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triplets_KGB Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 "Let the world change you...and you can change the world" - Ernesto "Che" Guevara. Even made a lil sig of it :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ploughman Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 im not sure if dagwood dogs are known internationally.. but i was at the cricket yesterday and my mate just bought a dagwood.. and some random bloke walks past and just says "good luck with ya dagwood" best quote doin the rounds.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidurdude Posted November 20, 2005 Author Share Posted November 20, 2005 wow :evil: 86 replies - 1000+ views :twisted: more post!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barihawk Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Groucho Marx once uttered these great words: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read." My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktmcf121 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 all my favorite singers have stolen all of my best lines - alkaline trio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jopindar Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 "A man of Vision is like a king amongst the blind" Pretty profound, I guess. I don't know who actually said it. To a man of action, the scent of danger is like freshly cut grass after a summer rain That one always appealed to me for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelAssassin Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down - Alan Partridge www.PETAkillsanimals.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trapical Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 I doubt many people are even still reading these, they just come to post their own thinking that its the coolest one yet when in fact barly anyone will even read it :? Anyway, I actually try to live by these quotes. 1. "You only want you don't have" Seriously I can NEVER day that enouph. I don't care if your talking about an iPod, a girlfriend, the size of your bank account, PS2 games, the time of the day, your skill total in RS, advances in technology, or even world peace. From personal experiance 95% of people who I tell the quote to will say "Well duh, you can't want a glass of water if there's already one in your hand" Common sense. But a rare few will actually get it. It just clicks with them and they will remember it forever. 2. People find life entirly too time consuming Also known as "Don't dwell on the past or dream about the future, Live in the present" I am totally guilty of this. I am always looking foward to what's going to happen next. I never really enjoy the moment until it passes me by :( But thats just me. Go ahead and post your own comidic quotes thinking everyone will love them. Chances are they will read the quote and move on without even looking at the name of the poster. I wonder why I still post here :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triplets_KGB Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 "A man of Vision is like a king amongst the blind" Pretty profound, I guess. I don't know who actually said it. If you mean by the sense of "sight" then thats' not true, since living your life if you're blind is the life you're used to. Think of this, if you got given sight, You'd be like a kid in disneyland, but eventually you'll get sick of it, and want to go outside, back to what you're familiar with, with what you're comfortable with. I actually know this from personal experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Gambino Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 2. People find life entirly too time consuming Also known as "Don't dwell on the past or dream about the future, Live in the present" I am totally guilty of this. I am always looking foward to what's going to happen next. I never really enjoy the moment until it passes me by :( Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift, that's why we call it the present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trapical Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Nice! I like that version, rolls off the tongue like something a mother tells her kids. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sab128 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 I'm a big fan of 'Only accurate rifles are interesting' and 'Never give up, never surrender'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatfarmerxx Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 My Quote is: "I am a man, the kind of man who built the eiffel tower out of metal and brawn."-Ron Burgundy Symbolizes work ethic I know, i have a long, long, long way to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howie101 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 to make eggroll, push it man who puts detergent on top shelf, jumps for joy he who sneezes without handkerchief, takes matters into own hands man who fart in church, sit on pew man who run in front of car, get tired man who run behind car, get exhausted and my favorite one is one i coined myself "food is important to a balanced diet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidurdude Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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