I don't. Thus your wish is corrupted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish the wise old man would tell me his secrets.

Granted, unfortuntely there are many wise old men, and one of them tells you the secrets about something boring, that's too obvious to be worthy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would bump into an idiot that would be afraid of everything and everyone.

granted but he would kill you any way

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i were 99 crafting

Granted, you didn't say RuneScape so you are so attracted to crafting in real life that you get famous and can never have a free time again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would be in Superman's house and shoot his son right now.

His son has master reflexes. He shoots you first.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for TheBlazikenMaster to lose his beloved Veracs helm =;

 

 

 

Dont murder me :ohnoes:

He losses his helm and you don't die but you do go brain dead!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish this wish doesn't get corrupted!

Too bad :lol:

 

 

 

I wish i had a milkshake

Granted, it's impossible to eat without throwing it up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would see someone wearing Full Guthan's on this training spot right now and he would say "Darn it!", drop his full Guthan's armour and teleport away. BTW, this IS the ghost training spot in Draynor Manor

Granted but he decides to attack you and takes all of your stuff while you happen to be wearing full dragon with all of the other dragon stuff and defenders in your invertary when you has just been playerkilling with a skull above your head

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I wish for a darn good ice-cream!

You get some and it tastes great but its poisoned!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a pony!

Granted, it just seems that a chocolate factory is making "Pony Coco" and you get a free example and find out it tastes terrible. After all you didn't say anything about horses. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted but he decides to attack you and takes all of your stuff while you happen to be wearing full dragon with all of the other dragon stuff and defenders in your invertary when you has just been playerkilling with a skull above your head

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how he could attack me then clearly Draynor Manor is NOT in the wilderness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't lie to me, I don't collect defenders, neither do I PK. :notalk:

Granted. He now knows.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He now forgot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could wish for something wishfully wishful while eating a banana split.

your wish is granted and while you are enjoying your wish you become severly allergic to bananas causing you to swell up with puss and explode. (uck. I hate puss.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could get a genie every time I log on.

Granted, but after 37 log ins you're banned so it's useless.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I'd be more evil than I am. :twisted:

YOu do becaome more evil. Then you are so evil your good.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i was a member.

Granted, You're now officially a member of the sock club

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a pause-world remote.

Granted, you pause the world and nothing ever happens again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you were her.

granted, but they get switched back cos no one can understand you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wish i was a runescape member

granted, but you got hacked right after you get it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a 2000 dollar airsoft gun :lol:

Granted, but it blows up the second you get it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could go back in time to Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 over and over again!

Granted, but then you will live forever in that date because every Tuesday 16th january of 2007 at 12:00 AM it will become Tuesday 16 january of 2007 1:00 am so you will live for the rest of your life in this dimension when you must do all the things you did everyday. If you lvl up in runescape it will go back and then you must level it up again and again. Same with the people arround you, so you must learn the same things, eat the same stuffs, etc..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could make justice in the world with anice long black and red blooded coat and a pair of long swords.

you do so by killing everyone. you are so lonely.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that regular logs stacked.

Granted, now the economy of woodcuting and firemaking related is ruined because everybody can just keep cuting common logs forever without go to bannk and then burn 'em to get lvl 99 firemaking in just 1 hour.. Yay, now the party hat you ever wanted worth noe 2.1B

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to be president.

congrats! your president of the "0ragami monkeys" club!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had 3gp

Granted, you get 3gp but that is not enough to buy anything and you die of starvation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there was 2ft of snow on the ground.