January 20, 200719 yr Granted. The sun comes out, it randomly starts burining 110 degrees fahrenheit. The snow has quickly melted. I wish that I knew what my old Neopets password was. (Why, I really don't know)
January 20, 200719 yr Granted, you remember the password, but it really doesn't matter so you quickly forget.
January 20, 200719 yr You didn't post a wish I wish that :arrow: this guy would stop pointing :arrow: this way!
January 20, 200719 yr Granted, he does stop pointing that way, but decides he likes pointing that way best and goes back to doing it. I wish I would always remember to post wishes.
January 20, 200719 yr Granted, but that doesn't stop others around you! I wish that I didn't feel green around the gills!
January 20, 200719 yr Everybody knows that the opposite color of green is red. Therefore, all we need to do is take red chile pepper, squirt the juice onto your gills, and then you won't feel green anymore :D Add some habanero too, just to be safe :wink: I wish that you run into a wall. A hard durable wall, without any sort of padding. And no, nothing stops your face from slamming into the wall at a speed of approximately 25 miles per hour (40 km/hr) the instant before it contacts the wall (which means that your speed hitting the wall cannot be significantly lower than the speed given earlier in this sentence). Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:
January 20, 200719 yr i do, but you are running next to me at 50mph :wall: i wish i had a :boohoo: violin. Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space!Did you really "laugh out loud" at that joke, or did you "chuckle quietly"? say cq next time, not lol.
January 20, 200719 yr granted. it's filled with bombs :thumbsup: I wish i could stop global warming... http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3192/w ... ildxm7.png[/img][/url]
January 20, 200719 yr You stop it but in the process, you die of frostbite I wish to get rid of beggars in Runescape
January 20, 200719 yr you do, their all replaced MACROS!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: I wish that a king black dragon appeared, in real life, and destroyed the home of every single person in the whole world who ever made an rs macro. Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space!Did you really "laugh out loud" at that joke, or did you "chuckle quietly"? say cq next time, not lol.
January 21, 200719 yr Do you honestly think the KBD will limit its destruction to individual houses? :roll: I wish that an anvil falls on you, and that it is incapable of harming me, as I am located a safe distance away and cannot be hit, even if the anvil is somehow deflected. Oh, and you can't deflect or block the anvil :P Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:
January 21, 200719 yr you mdo have some silk, wrapped around your head sufocating you!!! :twisted: i wish for a kitty cat. Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space!Did you really "laugh out loud" at that joke, or did you "chuckle quietly"? say cq next time, not lol.
January 21, 200719 yr The kitty slashes you for 99 hp, and you die. I wish I had a giant dragon that kills all except me. BURN, BURN, BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUIGI IS AWESOME
January 22, 200719 yr Unfortunately, your farming skill IRL is one, potato seeds are extremely flammable, the dragon requires a lot of food, and you have no idea whether the berries in your hand are poisonous or not. Good job =D> I wish that I get a free pie. By that second "I", I meant you Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:
January 22, 200719 yr Granted. Since i am not stupid, i read the small font :thumbsup: and get the best pie to ever exist. I wish my frostbites from trying to stop global warming would dissapear. http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3192/w ... ildxm7.png[/img][/url]
January 23, 200719 yr Granted, any area that was frostbitten is now gone. I wish your avatar would stop changing.
January 23, 200719 yr Granted. avitares are now all the same, and we get asimolated into a communist comunity where it is illigal to have a different avitar. I wish I ruled the world. Once an opinion is formed the truth is irelivant.
January 23, 200719 yr You rule the world demanding for eternity living potions and riches... After 90 trillion years... Global Warming has not stopped... YOu are given the only heat resistant solution potion and everyone else dies.... YOu survive for another 4 Quadrillion years... And finally the Eath gets to close to the sun that fires burn up most of the Earth and water... You suffer from thirst and starvation but you could not die... ANother 12 millenia later the Earth gets pulled into the sun by the SUn's enormus gravity. You still do not die and perish forever witin the core of the sun. I could be a storyteller now! I wish I was a storyteller.
January 23, 200719 yr you tell gruesome storys witch make little children cry!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: oh yeah, i was suposed to do something BAD... ummm... then you die!!!!! Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space!Did you really "laugh out loud" at that joke, or did you "chuckle quietly"? say cq next time, not lol.
January 23, 200719 yr Granted, But his wish was for you to die, so you died. I wish that I could hack whoever I wanted, and wouldn't get caught or hacked myself, then that I could buy lots of good food and eat it, without dying. LUIGI IS AWESOME
January 24, 200719 yr Wish granted. An anvil falls on your head and you die. I wish I had SuperMan powers.
January 24, 200719 yr Granted. While you try saving the world, the US government thinks you're Bob the Builder and does freakish experiments on you while making you watch PBS kids... I wish that I could become a computer scientist.
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