Granted. it's also cordless....

 

it's extremely hard to use it wehn the poor wireless connection keeps flickering on and off...

 

 

 

I wish that I had a better cellphone

Granted, but the phone is the size of a human tissue cell. Great job.

 

 

 

I wish for more Red Vs Blue episodes.

Granted, too bad the channel that shows it has new and very strict standards, and they cut out all the good stuff.

 

 

 

I wish everyone that likes Bob The Builder would be shot to death, and it would be legal to shoot anyone that does. Yes, I know I'm evil. :twisted:

 

 

 

Oh and don't try to say that I would like it, I wouldn't like it for trillion years. :shame:

Granted, too bad the channel that shows it has new and very strict standards, and they cut out all the good stuff.

 

 

 

I wish everyone that likes Bob The Builder would be shot to death, and it would be legal to shoot anyone that does. Yes, I know I'm evil. :twisted:

 

 

 

Oh and don't try to say that I would like it, I wouldn't like it for trillion years. :shame:

 

 

 

Granted. However, halfway through the mass-murder of all Bob-the-Builder lovers, they get distracted, and start killing Barney lovers instead.

 

 

 

:twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Dora the Explorer would get thrown in the bag with those two..

Granted, but my wish is:

 

 

 

I wish that PG-Y7, TV-PG and a lot more of cartoons of other ratings would would stop replacing some cuss words with minced oaf, here is an example of what I want unchanged:

 

 

 

suck=Stink

 

Hell=Heck

 

Damn=Darn

 

 

 

I mean common they are clearly unnecessary, and dumb. How the hell is stink any better than suck? And most other oafs are nothing but misspellings of words.

Granted, but now the ratings are all NC-100, so you can't watch them until your 100 years old.

 

 

 

I wish my keyboard didn't type so loud, it wakes other people up at night.

Granted. you won a contest and won the worlds quitest keyboard.

 

 

 

I wish there were no macroers in Runescape :

Granted, but then the economy crashes, there are mass riots and Jagex is forced to close the game.

 

I wish I also spoke Japanese, Mandarin, Italian, Portuguese and Greek fluently.

Granted but then world peace kicks in and all countrys now speak one language - English. All other languages become dead languages like latin.

 

 

 

I wish for 98 wood cutting.

Granted, you get 98 woodcutting in real life, but get arrested for chopping trees on a place that chopping isn't allowed. You didn't say RS.

 

 

 

I wish I had a father that's a trillionaire.

granted.

 

but, he's never at home, as he has to work.

 

your mother is evil, and traps you in your room with barly any food, and nothing to do but stare at the ceiling, as all your stuff has been taken out of your room. you eventually starve.

 

i wish whoever grants my wish to be tortured by a greater demon for 2 years.

Granted, too bad the demon tortures you along with me. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I'd work for my trillionaire father, and my evil mother would release me give me my stuff back and say , "You're not worth it so, I have to find someone else much more valuable to kidnap, and ruin.".

just then your father goes bankrupt and your step mom deciedes to kidnap you

 

 

 

i wish for an apple pie

Granted, too bad it's poisoned. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I knew how the hell my father could get bankrupt if he could afford to buy the entire bank. :roll:

ok heres the awnser....*hands you a letter but all the ink ran kuz i droped it in water*...ops sorry about that

 

 

 

i wish the pie wasn't poisioned

Granted, it gets thrown at your face.

 

 

 

I wish I'd get free and meet my father, then I'd ask him, "How did you get bankrupt?" and the father would answer, "Well son, this is the whole story: ...." and I also wish that whoever posts next will finish what my father says.

"the whole story is, the whole world hates you and since im your dad they took all my money and told me to tell you that they dislike you"

 

 

 

wish that i dodge the pie and it lands safely ready for me to eat it

granted... But i ate it first.

 

 

 

 

 

I with to get rid of thith lithp.

Granted, you get rid of it along with the rest of your stuff. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I'd find out who told my father to tell me such bull*bleep*, and then I'd kill that bastard for making my father tell me that nobody likes me, and he would say, "Ok, I admit it, I made him tell a lie, but I did that just so you could have a lot of things to worry about. I don't hate you, I just hate him for beating me in anything, I forced him to tell you that everyone hates you, I'm sorry, please don't shoot me." then I'd shoot him before that bastard gets away.

He comes back and decides to kill you for revenge

 

 

 

I wish I had waffles

granted.

 

i pour to much syrup on them, and they go all soggy.

 

i wish i had some non-soggy waffles with syrup.

Granted, but the waffles are burnt.

 

 

 

I wish I got paid more at where I work.

granted but u have to work even more

 

 

 

 

 

wish i had a wish......

Granted, but the wish that you wished was not the wish that you wanted to wish, so, therefore, the wish that you were wishing to wish was not in fact the wish that you wanted to wish, but an entirely different wish.

 

 

 

I wish for a puppy.

you get a puppy but it bites your finger off and pees all over the house

 

 

 

i wish ive got the perfect sig