granted.you put it on, and you dissapear for good.

 

as you try to take it off... you find its stuck to your skin.

 

you live you life a ghost.

 

later... the ghost busters find you :uhh:

 

i wish i was in the lead of the ghost busters who capture you

You are, but it happens that ghost don't exist, so you're insane, and you're locked up in a Sanitarium.

 

I wished I was happy.

Here's some Marijuana...

 

 

 

I wish I had more fun days like today...

Granted, but since the fun never ends, you are always begging for a break.

 

 

 

I wish a dangerous demonic ghost would kill meol for not believing that ghosts exist.

ghosts dont exist, so no demon for you. (fyi, i actually do think ghosts exist).

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had 3 gamecubes taped together

Granted. the gamecubes refuse to be untaped. you can't use them.

 

I wish that I had a pile of cookies that I could share with the next poster.

Yum; granted. Those tomato cookies were delicious! Thanks. :o

 

 

 

I wish I could think of something to wish for that doesn't sound banal and dumb.

...Right,got that,but I'll have to analyse that for some other wish too =).

 

 

 

I wish for a huge doggy-doo-doo bag to but one of my pals in.

Granted. your pal that is a piece of [cabbage] is in the bag.

 

I wish that I was the daughter of a dragon, and anyone that insulted me would feel the fiery wrath of my dad.

Granted but the next day a knight comes and slays your dad.

 

 

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

ghosts dont exist, so no demon for you. (fyi, i actually do think ghosts exist).

 

 

 

Oh I see it now, the demonic ghost can't attack because meol totally ignores it, that's it.

 

 

 

Granted, but the genie (or fairy or whatever grants your wishes) is gone forever, so by the time you know what to wish for it won't come true.

 

 

 

I wish the Charmed ones would have their 8th season beginning NOW.

granted. because they wernt able to edit any of the shows, they were really, really, really bad. the t.v stations refuse to put such a horrible show on air, and it is cancled forever.

 

i wish that my i-pod was made of 24 c gold and still plays music.

Granted, but the music it plays now sucks so bad that you want to get rid of it eventually.

 

 

 

I wish for an elephant then I'd tell him to destroy the president.

Granted but the next day you become the next president due to mixing up names.

 

 

 

I wish I had a p hat.

Granted. you get a rl phat.

 

I wish I had a plate of chocolate chip cookies to share with the next poster.

granted. i like chocolate cookies but u hate them.

 

 

 

i wish zezima would adopt me

Granted. Zezima645867467697643294816359 adopts you.

 

I wish that I could get some idiot to adopt too! :

granted. unfortunately you get me.

 

 

 

i wish i knew what a 2008 cadillac would look like

Granted but you forget the next day due to, because I said so.

 

 

 

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me.

granted. they take you away, and put you in a padded cell. nothing really bad ever happens to you.

 

I wish that I had a padded cell of my own too... I have to make do with the cupboard under the sink right now... :shock:

Granted, but you're pissed on the genie/fairy because you think the wish wasn't granted, but the truth is some criminals stole it before you noticed it.

 

 

 

I wish I had some kinda rival to compete against on collecting DVDs.

Granted, but the rivalry becomes so intense, you crack up and get sent to a room where you can't hurt yourself.

 

 

 

I wish I had a better computer with Windows XP, 2000, or even Vista.

"Can't hurt myself?" That's it how pathetic. I'm not that dumb. :roll: Thanks for sending me to a room that would has useless limits to me. :roll:

 

 

 

Granted, but it doesn't have any antivirus program, so a virus gets into your computer. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish you would re-grant my wish, but this time not anything so lamely pathetic. :roll:

Granted. It becomes so lamely pathetic you end up cracking up anyway.

 

 

 

I wish I had a good computer with a good operating system with all the best computer security you can have.

Granted, unfortuntely it also has a REAL LIFE security, and the guards are so dumb that they always mistake you for someone else, in the end you are killed by the security.

 

 

 

I wish you noticed I said "NOT so lamely pathetic."