October 8, 200718 yr granted but it doesn't corrupt. I wish someone else had a pie When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
October 8, 200718 yr Granted. It blows up and kills the person. You get charged for murder. I wish I had a better computer..
October 8, 200718 yr you get a brand new computer but get a virus destroying your computer and stealin ur rs account
October 9, 200718 yr I wish the cops would get him BEFORE he manage to shoot me, and would free me. And outside the cells there are someone that proves that I didn't hire him. It was ThruItAll's genie that did it. That's right, when I reply with "Grant it," I'm not typing for myself, but instead for the genie that grants the wish, like everyone else that reply.
October 10, 200718 yr Granted but you get thrown back in jail for eating my cake. I wish I knew how to make my mom make me p2p on rs Without the hole NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! stuff. http://rambelingsofateenagetechie.blogspot.com/MY BLOG Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. -Joseph StalinMy Logo!
October 10, 200718 yr Granted but you get thrown back in jail for eating my cake. I wish I knew how to make my mom make me p2p on rs Without the hole NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! stuff. Your mom makes you p2p but Jagex cancels your subscription due to credit card debt. I wish you could not corrupt this wish.
October 10, 200718 yr Granted, I don't corrupt it because you don't know what to wish for yet. I wish gedboy2112 knew that I'm not interested in his/her cake. :notalk:
October 10, 200718 yr Granted. However, now he thinks that you're interested in his pie! I wish that I was not an iPod noob.
October 10, 200718 yr Granted, however everyone else you know now are IPod nerds, but since you wished that the IPod magically disappears when you try to use it. I wish I was unkillable, inside a gang and I would tell a gangster, "You suck. Yeah you smell like a useless pig. Even if you took a shower, you would still look uglier than a troll." and the gangsters would laugh at me, and the one I was insulting would say, "What was that homie? Do you really thing you have the damn guts to kill me?" then I'd shoot him and say, "Yes, as a matter of fact I do."
October 10, 200718 yr Granted. Someone assinates you by sending some hot girl [or boy] to seduce you, and kill you. I wish that I was able to fly. and I wouldn't crash into anything. and I couldn't die.
October 11, 200718 yr Sice wehn have I ever cared about the law? I wish that everyone would obey my law to give me all their money, and then give me a foot rub.
October 11, 200718 yr Granted, but since you aren't the real law, the FBI arrests you for illegal brainwashing. I wish for something to eat.
October 11, 200718 yr Granted. Silver Wits makes her "special" potato salad. you eat it. 4 months later, you wake up from a coma. [i can't cook potato salad, but my sister can, yum!] I wish that I knew someone that could cook, and would cook for free for me.
October 11, 200718 yr Granted, you get the least skilled cook in the chef school. :twisted: I wish you would be near so I could throw the potato salad at your face. I can't eat them, since I ALWAYS throw up potatoes, but I like violence. :twisted:
October 12, 200718 yr I throw a fry at you. You don't know it's made from potato. You jump in the air and catch it in your mouth. I am near enough for you to throw potato salad at me. Unfortunatly, lost in the delight of eating a fry, you forget all about your hatred of me. We trade. I get yummy potato salad, and you get my soggy fries that I accidently spilled ketchup and coke on. I wish that the least skilled cook I got in my last wish, was in fact destined to become the greatest cook ever. and I got to employ him for $5 a year, because he was so bad, that no one would take him in, and I got him to sign a contract so that I got him forever, and one month after he signed the contract, he blosomed into the finest chef there was. Then I'd live a long and decadent life. And I would always be able to afford his, um... pay... heheheh.....
October 12, 200718 yr I throw a fry at you. You don't know it's made from potato. You jump in the air and catch it in your mouth. I am near enough for you to throw potato salad at me. Unfortunatly, lost in the delight of eating a fry, you forget all about your hatred of me. We trade. I get yummy potato salad, and you get my soggy fries that I accidently spilled ketchup and coke on. I'm not that dumb, I don't eat fries. :roll: Furthermore I don't jump in the air to get a food, I know how to eat in proper manner. Anyway, granted. But he will keep on sucking until 2015. And he ALWAYS makes sure he cooks the food for you, doesn't matter if you're in a restaurant. I wish silver_wits would re-phrase the quoted stuff.
October 12, 200718 yr Granted I throw a fry at you. You know it's made from potato. You don't jump in the air and catch it in your mouth. I am near enough for you to throw potato salad at me. We trade. I throw fries at you, while you throw potato salad at me. I enjoy my potato salad. I wish that TBM would be satisified with that re-quoting... hehehe
October 12, 200718 yr Granted, but I simply don't care. I wish I knew 1,500% everything about helicopters, and I had one. Then I'd use that ability to use the helicopter blades to kill some skydivers. :twisted:
October 12, 200718 yr Granted. Your fated girlfriend/boyfriend/itfriend is a skydiver. he/she/it dies, and you live alone for the rest of your life. I wish that there was no way in hell it would be possible for me to be a skydiver.
October 12, 200718 yr Granted, there is no way because you spend the rest of your life in hospital. How many times do I have to tell you that I don't have a girlfriend and am not a homosexual? It's really starting to piss me off. I wish that something more exciting would happen, common something that doesn't ruin the wish for me isn't fun at all.
October 12, 200718 yr Granted. Something exciting does happen. You spot a UFO of the fourth encounter! unfortunately, no one believes you. I wish UFO's were real, and that people would believe TBM when he swears he saw one...
October 12, 200718 yr Granted, but I would just ignore it, or prove before even getting anyone to believe me. Well, since nothing bad has happened yet then I will just continue killing skydivers. *throws the lamp off the helicopter.*
October 13, 200718 yr .... I wish that I was a skydiver, and at the last possible moment, right after TBM's thrown the lamp out of the blasted copter, me and him would switch bodies. then he'd die and I'd laugh like a maniac. Then the copter would crash, causeI don't know how to fly one, and I really suck at flight simulations. And I would go back to hell where I really belong. and I would never meet TBM again. ps. You know you have to corrupt this wish right?
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