Granted, you're stuck in a helicopter with auto-pilot that's IMPOSSIBLE to turn off in the skies. But every time you try to hurt yourself because of stress, you magically get back to normal as you didn't want to die.

 

 

 

Again granted, but he has gone mad and speaks gibberish.

 

 

 

Eh, couldn't English subtitles make it clear?

 

 

 

I wish for an answer of this question.

Granted. You get the answer.

 

I wish that I had the answer too!?

What the hell are you talking about? No I didn't, if I got the answer you would have included it in the post.

 

 

 

Granted, you don't get the answer. At least I can type properly.

Since there is no wish, I'll post mine...

 

 

 

I wish I never forgot to wish again. And neither did anyone else.

I wish I never forgot to wish again. And neither did anyone else.

 

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granted ,although you can remember your wish you can't say it because your mouth has been sealed

 

 

 

i wish you guys would stop making confusing wishes :

Granted, but you get bored now since it's too easy to grant the wishes.

 

 

 

I wish someone from 2345 with time machine would visit my home and bring Abraham Lincoln along with him.

Granted. both of them aren't too impressed with you.

 

 

 

I wish for butterflies.

the butterflys are mutants and eat your brain.

 

 

 

I wish i had an iphone

Granted, you get a fictional Iphone instead of the well known one, into REAL.

 

 

 

I means Iraquum and is an evil alien that tricks humans through their cellphones, and use the service to kill all the people you are talking to in the phone.

 

 

 

I wish I wouldn't be so addicted to real-life fiction.

Granted. You are now addicted to harry potter fan fiction.

 

 

I wish that I knew someone who was kinda obsessed with harry potter.

Granted, but he will never talk since he is a student of Hogwarts and knows he shouldn't use magic or discuss the school to non-magicians.

 

 

 

I wish for the scariest Halloween ever. :twisted:

granted, but you get ran over by a bicycle and suffer amnesia so you cant remember it

 

 

 

I wish i could dance.

Granted, you can dance alright, dance very crappy indeed.

 

 

 

I wish real demons, ghosts, zombies and undead skeletons would help me with the Halloween party coming this Sunday.

Declined, they don't have to work on a holiday :evil:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could get straight A's

Granted, you get straight [wagon] to your body.

 

 

 

I wish real demons, ghosts, zombies and undead skeletons would help me with the Halloween party coming this Sunday, because they want to.

granted, they come, but leave becuase of the horrible party

 

 

 

I wish i could dance so good, the world would split in half because of my goodness of dancing.

Granted, but you fall down the split and burn to death. :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could morris dance. #-o

Granted, you can alright, but only for five minutes. Then you will get as bad at it as you used to be.

 

 

 

Too bad the genie in the lamp sucks. :twisted:

 

 

 

I on the other hand, have a better genie.

 

 

 

I wish that you(referring to my genie) would grant andufusthebronze's wish the right way.

granted.

 

i grant it so good, you get extremly mad for not getting a good outcome of a wish.

 

you go on a muder spree, and kill all.

 

utill a police person shoots you.

 

game over.

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i could never lose at a board game

Granted, but when you play a non board game and lose, you quit playing all games, board games or not.

 

 

 

I wish for a platter of sushi...

Granted. you get a platter of sushi. it wasn't prepared properly though.

 

 

 

I wish that I could wear green mascara everyday.. and um.. the mascara wouldn't make me cry... [reason number 3 why I don't wear makeup]

Wish granted. However, all the kids at school taunt you endlessly, day after day.

 

 

 

I wish I could have a perfect, wish of epic proportions that could not be corrupted in any way, shape, or form.

Granted. you give it to me because you feel sorry for me beccause I get bullied for making a bad fashion mistake.

 

 

 

I wish that there was more mango juice....

Wish granted, however it wasn't just mango in that juice.

 

 

 

I wish I could post more rapidly..

granted... now you cant ever stop :D

 

 

 

I wish I could get 99 con building one oak chair...