November 2, 200718 yr Wish granted. 99 con[templation] I wish I had more time.. Retired Tip.It Mod || Admin and Founder of Caesar 3 Mod Squad! All are welcome!
November 2, 200718 yr Granted, you asked for more time and that's what you get. The neverending day, so now you can do whatever the hell you want. As long as the stores are open at 12PM. :twisted: Everyone gets mad at you since the dude that noticed you had a genie tells everyone everything. I wish I'd see Glenn Quagmire saying "Giggity Giggity, all right!!!" while looking at my aunt, then I'd aim a gun at him and say "Leave my aunt be you pervert bastard."
November 3, 200718 yr Granted, but he takes no notice and does unspeakable things to your aunt, and you have to shoot him, and the people who created him sue you in retaliation... I wish I was Shino. *Points at Sig* sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
November 3, 200718 yr you are but are simply ugly and die old and alone. i wish i could kick the president without getting arrested
November 3, 200718 yr Granted, you kick George Walker Bush in an online game, and do it a lot and never get arrested. I wish for the green card. NOW!!!!
November 4, 200718 yr You want the green card, but you only get a green card. Deciding you will have to settle with it, you take your green card and go for a walk. But then, you accidentaly drop your green card into a tank full of red dye. Congratulations, you now have a red card! I wish that someone would corrupt my wish.... Penguin Power!^The last great war of the Wilderness....Yeah, I don't have a cool signature, so the MSSW3 sig will have to do....
November 4, 200718 yr I send a virus into your wish to corrupt it. But then send over some antibiotics to cure the wish. I wish for a skittle inside a cookie inside a cake inside a smelly shoe.
November 4, 200718 yr granted, but you slap yourself in the head after you realise you added the part about the smelly shoe. #-o I wish everyones head was a bobble-head i have 118 slayer. nearlyI'd support, but this looks like it was written by a four year old who's eaten too many crayons instead of coloring with them.^:lol:
November 4, 200718 yr Granted, but unfortunately, your head bobbled too much, and fell off. Have a nice day. I wish for a pool filled with Dr. Pepper.... Penguin Power!^The last great war of the Wilderness....Yeah, I don't have a cool signature, so the MSSW3 sig will have to do....
November 4, 200718 yr Granted, along with it your shower, so you can't shower yourself after you're finished in the pool. :twisted: I wish that some repairman would fix Kingtygy's shower.
November 5, 200718 yr A repairman has been sent to fix the shower! (but he himself hasn't showered in over 3 months) I wish I could fly!
November 5, 200718 yr Granted, but you get sucked into a jet turbine. I wish school was less boring -.-
November 5, 200718 yr School is now less boring! (But only because it has been overun by terrorists and you're fleeing for your life)
November 5, 200718 yr You learn how to fly perfectly, only once you land again they cart you off to Area 51 and disect you thinking your an alien. Now I wish I had more smileys to choose from in the Emoticons section. Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft.
November 5, 200718 yr Granted, too bad they all give errors. :twisted: I wish I could cheat in tests as much as I want without my teacher ever knowing.
November 5, 200718 yr Wish granted, but the principal sees you. I wish I had a box of colored pencils. Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft.
November 5, 200718 yr Granted, the magic pencils fly up and stab you. They then doodle all over your body. I wish that WoW would die
November 5, 200718 yr Granted Walder Old Wanter dies. But who cares? Nobody even knew that guy? I wish that guy had some friends.
November 6, 200718 yr Granted but, no one cares about them either and they die of a heart attacks when hearing about Walder Old Wanter. I wish for someone to do this smiley - :wall: in a bank. Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft.
November 6, 200718 yr Granted, someone does that when nobody else is around. Now FBI, CIA, all all cops from anywhere are speculating someone murdered that guy. And since nobody saw him knock himself into the wall to bleed himself, this investigation is gonna take several months. I wish that investigation would stop already.
November 6, 200718 yr Granted, only it was because they are looking for a worse murder who mutilated TheBlazikenMaster. I wish I had a nice bag of salted peanuts. Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft.
November 6, 200718 yr granted, but the salt gets in a tounge wound and changes your taste buds so now everything tastes like liverwurst! I wish theblazikenmaster would stop posting so much Join Epiphany!
November 7, 200718 yr Granted, you stop posting as well since these forums are shut down. I wish I'd see a house with a fortunate teller and this conversation: Me: Can you tell me my fortune. Fortune teller: That will cost you one dollar. *gives the cash.* Fortune teller: The moment you go outside gangsters will kidnap you real bad. Me: Bull*bleep*. You're just a big phony. Give me my money back. Fortune teller: No my friend, because my fortune works always trust me. Me: No, I don't trust you, I know you just thought of some random crap, good bye. Then I go outside.
November 7, 200718 yr Granted. You go outside and nothing happens, get angry at the fortune teller and walk away down the fair grounds where you are angry and buy a hotdog to help get your mind off losing 1 dollar (wow thats a lot :ohnoes: ) and you choke on the hotdog. I wish for a giraffe to eat an apple pie. Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft.
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