granted, but there is a mr yellow who wants his conjoined brother back, and he is willing to kill u to get him

 

 

 

i wish for a virus free internet

 

 

 

OT (which actually means off topic, not on topic -.- ): here is a site that has the same game http://r3clanpwns.proboards84.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=79&page=1

Granted, however you will trip over your internet wire and break your leg. Then your father has to sell your computer to afford your operation.

 

 

 

I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

Granted, but there goes all of the babies coming into this world.

 

I thought this was wish corruption, not wish-come-true.

 

 

 

Anyway, granted, but I run you through with your own mother for wishing for that. Then I slap you in the balls with your own dead dog. Which I also ran through with your mother.

 

 

 

I wish for a small pebble.

Granted, but you eat it and choke on it.

 

 

 

I wish Lenin didn't choke on the small pebble.

Granted, but I force feed it to you. You die.

 

 

 

I wish for a red pill.

You get a blue one.

 

 

 

I wish I could shoot lightning from my big toe.

Granted, you can shoot lightning but not from your toe instead from your arse.

 

 

 

I wish the word I said above is legal on the boards and I will not be punished in any way.

ungranted, u are punished in the most horrible way imaginable. up ur arse. :lol:

 

 

 

i wish for eternal happiness

Granted, but do to your eternal happiness, nothing makes you happy. Even winning one quadrillion dollars. So, you kill yourself. And I dance on your grave.

 

 

 

I wish that the DS and PSP would get fused into one awesome handheld.

Grantd, but it's too expensive for you. For years you dream of affording one, until one day you finally decide to break into Wal-Mart the next night and steal one. As you lower yourself down a rope from the cieling, you slip and end up breaking your ankle as it becomes twisted in the rope. You cut yourself down and fall 10 feet, breaking your clavicle. You then find out Wal-Mart is sold out, and you're trapped in there requiring medical attention.

 

 

 

I wish for an ice cream sandwich to fall into my chimney.

Granted, have fun with your soot flavored ice cream.

 

 

 

I wish for my two front teeth.

Granted, but they're far too big, so they break all your other teeth, then everyone laughs at you.

 

 

 

I wish I had some glasses

Granted, but they break as soon as you touch them.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a dollar.

Granted, but it is old, faded, and wrinkled so no one recognizes it as a dollar and it can't be used in any machines so now you have a worthless peice of paper instead.

 

 

 

I wish I had a little piggy.

Granted, but it gets exposed to radiation and transforms into a giant super pig, it then eats you and goes to destroy tokyo, in years to come it will be known as the wrath of Pigzilla

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have to go back to school on monday

Granted, but it's because you're in prison with a large southern man who thinks that you've got pretty teeth and wants you to squeel like a piggy. (Sorry, just saw 'Deliverance')

 

 

 

I wish that this was still last year so I wouldn't have to remember to write '09 after all the dates I write.

Granted, but you get caught in a situation much like the film "Groundhog Day" except it's more like "Groundhog Year" and you go insane

 

 

 

I wish I could skip the next 26 days to my birthday

Granted, but the birthday really sucks, you get a nasty sweater from your grandmother who insists you were it while helping her out to her car and just then that girl you really like walks past and laughs at you. You can no longer get a date because you've become eternally known as "nasty-sweater kid"

 

 

 

I wish for whirled peas.

granted, they're on your head

 

 

 

I wish for unwhirled peas

Granted, but now you're whirled.

 

 

 

I wish for a fish that was placed on a dish, that was is quite delish, the fish, not the dish.

Granted, but there's mercury in it, so your unborn baby dies.

 

 

 

I wish for a pair of bunny slippers that were struck by lightning and buried in a ditch.

Granted, but there's mercury in it, so your unborn baby dies.

 

 

But, I'm a guy, how the hell does that work?

 

 

 

Anyways, the lightning combined with the high amounts of fertalizing chemicals in the soil they were buried in (it's a golf course) causes them to come alive. One night you awake to find them standing on your chest. Their little bunny mouths open and despite their lack of lungs and vocal cords, they whisper in a menacing tone "We were never meant to be..."

 

 

 

I wish everyone had cake, except the diabetics, they should have low sugar glucose replacement cakes.

Granted, but everyone despised the cakes and settled for pie instead.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a pet cat.

granted, it's a talking cat, but you annoyed it, so now it's not speaking to you anymore

 

 

 

I wish it could be christmas everyday

Granted, but since all the stores and banks are closed you die of starvation.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could eat a chocolate bar right now.