Granted, but it's so complicated that your brain explodes and you die.

 

 

 

I wish to be the smartest person in the entire universe.

Granted, but you get beaten up for being a nerd

 

 

 

I wish for a moment's respite

Granted, but after that moment you lose your eyes forever.

 

 

 

I wish to have a perfectly happy life (if something bad happens to me, it's not perfectly happy \ ).

Granted. you're perfectly, happily, bored.

 

 

 

I wish that I was never bored, and bad things never happened to me! :P

Granted, but by doing so, you eventually get bored of never getting bored, and eat your own eyeballs.

 

 

 

I wish that the poster below me destroy this wish

Granted. the poster above you destroys this wish. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that I could get a boyfriend that was as pretty as Rukia's brother in Bleach. :ohnoes: :shock: :? :-#

Granted, but he breaks your heart a month later.

 

 

 

I wish I'd never feel pain (both phsical and feeling-like :lol: ).

Granted, but that means we would have to kill you...

 

 

 

I wish the poster below me would not corrupt this wish and instead eat a sandwich...

Granted, but it's a human sandwich. Made of your spleen.

 

 

 

I wish for a bicarbonate of soda.

Granted, but it's a big pile of it, and you're buried underneath it, what a way to go

 

 

 

I wish I had invented fire

 

 

 

OT: Ok, guys, new rule, if someone posts the "I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted" wish, you are now allowed to kill them in whatever gruesome manner you choose, but you have to tell us how first

OT: Ok, guys, new rule, if someone posts the "I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted" wish, you are now allowed to kill them in whatever gruesome manner you choose, but you have to tell us how first

 

So I'll just keep doing what I'm doing then. Maybe even do another of my epic killings, I haven't done one on this thread for a long time and the last time I did one period was on the "kill the person below you".\

 

 

 

Granted, but the gods are angry for it and chain you to a boulder, where vultures forever peck out your ribs and liver.

 

 

 

I wish for a slice of toast.

Granted. it's burnt though.

 

 

 

I wish for toast that wasn't burnt.

You get petrified toast.

 

 

 

I wish for a great day tommorrow.

Granted. however, the grammar police roasts cuteymitzy....

 

 

 

I wish that I wouldn't feel obliged to flame people for poor grammar..

Granted, however other people flame you for ending your sentence with either two periods or 2/3 of an ellipses.

 

 

 

I wish I was watching Eddie Izzard right now.

Granted. however, the episode keeps repeating itself until your eyeballs bleed.

 

 

 

I wish that everyone would cry tears of blood. :-#

Granted. Just...granted. That's pretty corrupted to start with.

 

 

 

I wish there wasn't a time limit before you could post again on these forums.

Granted, but something really sad happens, so everyone cries loads, and we all drown in the rivers of blood

 

 

 

I wish I could stay at home and play on Warlords all day tomorrow

Cool, no corruption of my wish. :P

 

 

 

And granted, but it's because you got fired/expelled.

 

 

 

I wish I had a part-time job that would not be a detriment to my health or sanity that also pays at least minimum wage and is right near where I live.

Granted. your boss is a sicko and he hits on you a lot. please note, I am not talking about violence in the workplace.

 

he also is a morally upstanding adult.. and due to the fact that you are/were a delinquent, no one believes your claims of harrasment. :shock: :?

 

 

 

I wish that people were nicer.

I'm a delinquent? :cry:

 

 

 

Granted, but everyone is so nice that it gets really creepy and weird and you end up going insane and becoming a hermit.

 

 

 

I wish I had a glass of non-deadly, good-tasting milk.

Granted. however there is food colouring in it, dying it bright pink.

 

 

 

I wish I had a glass of pink milk as well...

I like pink milk. Where's the corruption?!

 

 

 

And granted, but your milk is pink because of some very unhealthy bacteria.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't have Organic Chem homework.

Granted. you have inorganic chem homework. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that i had a glass of room temperature, clean, germ free water.. and the glass would not break.

The glass has contact poison smeared on the outside.

 

 

 

I wish I had a siggy as awesome as silver_wits'. Cats are awesome :D