you remember what DRM means but forget the need to eat and die

 

 

 

I wish silver wits would stop ruining my dreams

Granted. Silver Wits, instead, appears in the real life world, next to you, and proceeds to ruin your life.... and destroy your friendships and relationships and shoes.

 

 

 

I wish for some more ice cream.

Granted, you then become ridiculously obese

 

 

 

I wish this smiley :ugeek: did not have glasses

:geek: granted. however it doesn't look quite the same anymore.

 

 

 

I wish that I had an egg. :ohnoes:

Granted, but it is so rotten everyone within 20 miles of your house wishes they couldn't smell.

 

 

 

I wish my dog could talk.

Granted, now he won't shut up.

 

 

 

I wish I had some popcorn.

Granted, it is poisoned.

 

 

 

I wish I a baseball bat with [bleep]es attached.I can't wait to see this corruption. :lol:

The [bleep]es are made of plastic, and your "baseball bat" often gets mistaken for some kind of ***toy, which gives you a reputation. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that I was a witch, like in harry potter.

granted, you are tortured and thrown into a pond to see if you sink or float, and you drown (all this because they wanted to see if you were a witch)

 

 

 

i wish i was an oscar meyer wiener

Granted, you are devoured.

 

 

 

I wish for the smallest rock imaginable.

granted but it is so incredibly dense and therefore heavy that it falls right through your skull, you chest and your abdomen, and then tghrough your groin, so you die

 

 

 

i wish for a pencil

Granted but it gets wished directly in your stomach.

 

 

 

I Wish for the ability to make broad arrows

granted, but they are stolen and you are shot with them

 

 

 

I wish I could be superman

Granted. you get locked in a box made out of kryptonite.

 

 

 

I wish that I had super powers like austin powers. :-#

Granted.You get them but die a second later from swine flu speeded up because of them.

 

 

 

I wish I could make a stargate.

Granted.You get them but die a second later from swine flu speeded up because of them.

 

 

 

I wish I could make a stargate.

 

Granted but it is only a model of a stargate and doesn't work in real life since we don't have the technology.

 

 

 

I wish I had a working copy of FFVI

You get one but it is so scrached that it doesn't work.

 

 

 

I wish this wish is to be corrupted!

Granted, you get hit by a truck.

 

 

 

I wish I nuclear powered teeth.

granted but they blow up once your wish is granted. You're body and DNA is incinerated and you are never known to have died, so no one remembers you.

 

 

 

I wish for a cold pepsi.

Granted, but coca-cola ma watches you drinking is archi rival's beer and kicks you to infinity, driving you mad and imortal.

 

 

 

I wish i was part of Nintendo's Staff

Granted, but you bring your own PC to work and as it connects to their network it releases a wirus witch deletes one of their projects, they find out it came from you and you're fired.

 

 

 

I wish I could make great ASCII-art.

You gain the ability to, but lost your hands.

 

 

 

I wish I don't need to read Huckleberry Finn for English class.

Granted, but you do It even though you don't have to.

 

 

 

I wish I change the world to the better in the very near future, without it being undone.

Granted, but you do It even though you don't have to.

 

 

 

I wish I change the world to the better in the very near future, without it being undone.

 

Granted, everything in the world works better now, it's now so good it's boring.

 

I wish for a great welcome back.

Granted.

 

I wish that I had some potato salad.