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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, you come up with an incredibly inane response due to the intelligent people not ninja'ing you. (Sorry Nex, your wish was uncorrupted.)

 

I wish that the world had real ninjas again.

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted: you now get whacked off by the yakuza, and picked off by a porcupine (or the other way around, whichever is worse)

 

I wish oj was in jail...

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Granted, you're his cellmate.

 

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted, the entire Earth is now trillions of dollars in debt to the Chinese Space Empire.

 

I wish there was always something good on TV.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted, it all becomes boring.

 

 

 

I wish that man had never discovered nukes.

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Granted. Dolphins discover them first. >.>

 

I wish someone became a gnome.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted, you become a garden gnome. You spend all your days in the garden, protecting it from intruders. Too bad cats don't give a [bleep] and piss on you.

 

I wish I had a better bike.

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your supply never stops, and you must not stop so the supply can you.

the univurse ends and everything gets riped apart and your all alone forever with with nuthing but candy...

 

edit: that was a lot of ninjad posts...

 

i wish for random links too runescape porn XD

(lets see if there even iss any :P )

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I'm a Brony and proud of it!

Granted, you find it so disgusting that you throw up.

 

I wish nothing bad can ever happen to me no matter what I do, then I'd become a criminal. That's a tough one, you gotta admit. Because I said nothing bad will ever happen to me. Good luck corrupting the wish without letting anything bad happen to me. :twisted: (and yes, getting bored of stealing, getting arrested, getting killed and stuff is BAD.)

You fortunately gain a conscience, and decide to live happily as a hermit in the mountains while growing food for donation to the world's hungry.

 

I wish my family was more religiously and politically tolerant.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted. Unfortunately for you, it's one of tiger woods' golf clubs that has just been used in a barfight.

 

I wish WoW wasn't a cruddy game...

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Granted, but the soft clay is so soft it feels like a blanket.

 

-RS wish- (No effect on real life)

 

I wish skillcapes would have +500 prayer bonus and I wouldn't get banned from RuneScape or hacked.

Granted, level cap rises to 400, and you can't use skillcapes until you have all the skills maxed.

 

I wish I had a new, better computer.

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Granted. You're now alone.

 

So alone.

 

I wish I had all the episodes of Doctor Who recorded.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted, it's in VHS. You don't have a VHS player anymore. And if you did, it's now broken.

 

I wish I had Torva armor in Runescape.

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Granted. But the borrow timer runs out.

I wish I could finish up making my resto druid deck already..

I like stir fry

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Granted, but a wind blows it away, so now you have to start over. :twisted:

 

I wish heroes in RuneScape had the same pickpocket rate as knights.

Granted. Pickpocketing still sucks.

 

I wish I had a PSP.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted, but it's broken, and you are doomed to always have one that won't work.

 

 

I wish I could read people's minds.

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I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questions

Hehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us.

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Granted, they're always insulting your elbow from now on.

 

I wish I had a 2TB external harddrive.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

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