Granted, but each sock is completely different from all the others, so none of them match.

 

I wish for a tax-free $1,000,000 that I can spend on whatever I want.

Granted, instead of deciding to use it to buy something useful like a mansion or a butler, a car, a helicopter or other things that are expensive, you waste it on cheap things. And you regret it afterwards.

 

I wish I could stop thinking about Adolf Hitler. Why does he often come to mind while I'm posting here?

Granted. You think about Mussolini instead.

 

I wish I was the smartest man in the world, in every way possible.

Granted, but you're always surrounded by people asking you a bunch of questions. And there is no escaping it.

 

I wish the cookie monster from sesame street would eat all my cookies.

granted. he trows up all over the tray that used to hold your cookies. he decides his life of hedonism needs to end becomes the veggie monster. to be forever relegated to childhood heroes that have been destroyed by THE MAN. im sorry pluto is still a planet in my heart

 

i wish for a brand new pen that would never leak.

Granted, it doesn't leak because it doesn't work.

 

I wish to be in the guinness world records as the guy who died most of the times. And no matter how many times I died, I always manage to get back to life somehow.

Granted. People think you're a zombie and stay away from you.

 

I wish I could read people's minds.

granted, however you hear everything at once and you cannot understand it

 

i wish for a million bucks (the deer kind not the money kind)

Granted, they all come to you dead and it greatly decreases the deer population and it's all your fault.

 

I wish for a machine that would make me free donuts. All I have to do is put in donut mix.

 

I realized that I like this game because it's looking for the bad/negative in someone's wish and shooting down their hopes. Srs bsns on this thread.

Granted, but it takes 6 hours to make one donut.

 

I wish there was such thing as the perfect president. And he would be elected next year. And by "perfect" I mean a president that everybody loves and has no flaws, and doesn't lie or anything like that.

Granted. He's so perfect someone gets jealous and assassinates him.

 

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.

Edit: Too late, you already did.

 

I wish it was impossible to lie, because every time someone tells a lie, it would magically become reality.

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granted, except now everyone is crying because no one ever lies, also like in fairly odd parents it would cause stupid people to turn everything to [cabbage]

 

i wish i knew what to do.

Granted, it's dull and boring and you want to do something else.

 

I wish every moment of life was exciting.

Granted, every moment of your life is also dangerous. You die in a hospital because something exciting happens there that kills you.

 

I wish I wasn't so addicted to Pokémon.

Granted. You are instead addicted to something much, much worse, like drugs.

 

I wish I had my own xbox 360 (brand new, no problems) with every game I could ever want.

granted, RRoD

 

I wish that I was always right, so that reality changed according to my whims.

Granted, you're always right, and your life is perfect. No flaws. How is it a problem? Well, if it's too perfect it's bad.

 

I wish the level 21 guards at the Ardougne Stalls would be replaced by greater demons. I'm sick of those crappy drops I get by killing those guys. <_<

Granted, you're always right, and your life is perfect. No flaws. How is it a problem? Well, if it's too perfect it's bad.

 

I wish the level 21 guards at the Ardougne Stalls would be replaced by greater demons. I'm sick of those crappy drops I get by killing those guys. <_<

 

Granted but you lag out and end up losing everything for being greedy.

 

I wish people would stop being so moronic.

Granted. Everyone is smarter than you.

 

I wish to know what the future is like at any point I choose (e.g. if I want to see 1000 years in the future, I see something similar to Futurama, assuming that's 100% accurate).

Granted but you realise what a [cabbage] place it will be so you throw yourself off a cliff.

 

I wish that I had an endless supply of noodles without putting weight on.

Granted, since your house is not big enough to handle endless supply of noodles, they break it.

 

I wish everyone would bow down to me. :twisted:

Granted, it makes interaction with your fellows quite difficult.

 

I wish Naal wasn't a demon anymore! Coooome baaaaack Naaaaaaal! :cry:

Granted, instead he becomes an evil overlord who takes over the world.

 

I wish my greatest grandfather would talk from the graves.

Granted he bores you to death so you can be buried next to him.

 

I wish everything that made sound in the world had a "mute" button I could push for it to be quiet.