Granted, instead he becomes an evil overlord who takes over the world.

 

I wish my greatest grandfather would talk from the graves.

(She, and that's pretty much the expected outcome :thumbup: )

 

Granted. There's no un-mute.

 

I wish I was motivated.

Granted, you are motivated to get a gun and shoot yourself.

 

I wish to become the most powerful one-man army in the world, and I could also beat some big armies. :twisted:

granted. you get eaten while you sleep by a bunch of ravenous army ants

 

i wish text books weren't so [cabbage] expensive.

Granted. They're free, but they're 10 times heavier.

 

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist and there was nothing annoying in their place.

Granted. The entire food chain is disrupted.

 

I wish everyone on this thread could come up with clever responses for once, myself included.

Granted, but they get lost in the mail.

 

I wish the weather was always perfect.

Granted, that makes a lot of weather forecasters lose their jobs.

 

I wish blu-rays would die out and DVDs would become superior.

Granted. But a new kind of technology is invented that trumps DVDs, making them obsolete.

 

I wish everything useful was unbreakable in every way.

Granted. Fission and Fusion are now impossible, most human body processes stop, and molecules no longer break down, only combine.

I wish the Coca-Cola and the Pepsi company would work together.

I wish that everyone would forget how to play the game.

Granted, because of that the thread gets closed since nobody knows how to play this game anymore.

 

I wish the Coca-Cola and the Pepsi company would work together.

Granted, they come out with a new soda called "Pepsi-Cola" which is just 49% Pepsi, 49% Cola, and 2% unknown. Nobody likes it.

 

I wish life was fair.

Life is fair but then you kill yourself because nothing else is a challenge.

 

I wiiish.. My brother would get off the computer so I can play some games :3

Granted. He leaves the computer in some sort of incriminating state, and some individual who would get angry at whatever it is walks in just as you sit down.

 

I wish I could kick reason to the curb and go beyond the impossible!

Granted. Your mortal mind can't handle it and your head explodes

 

I wish they would update the internet

Granted, you didn't specify who "they" are, and "they" are inexperienced people who don't know jack all what they're doing, and make everything worse.

 

I wish for a gigantic brain.

granted your head explodes

 

i wish this year would go smoothly

Granted, whenever you drive the road is perfectly smooth but the rest of your life is hectic.

 

I wish everyone I meet becomes my friend.

Granted, you have too many friends. Most of them are people you don't even know.

 

I wish for the magical ring from the movie Green Lantern and it would choose me.

Granted. You sell it on ebay for a lot of money and don't get to use it.

 

I wish my internet and computer both worked perfectly. No disconnections and no errors.

Granted, but your mouse is broken.

 

I wish suicide would become illegal.

Granted. However, people that commit suicide can't be charged with anything because they're dead.

 

I wish I had a lot of courage.

Granted, you have a lot of courage to murder people, eventually you get caught.

 

I wish Grandfather Time was my next-door neighbor and a very good friend of mine.

Granted, but you live in the Australian outback so even though he is your closest neighbor he lives over 50 miles away.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.