D. V. Devnull Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Granted, but you respawn immediately in the same place, so whatever killed you keeps killing you again forever. :-o I wish I hadn't thought of something that morbid right then. :-( ~D. V. "You have to realize, this isn't personal, right?" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Granted instead you think of ponies... I wish that I could have 5 wishes IRL http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Granted, but you accidentally mess every wish up because the wish-granting genie executed them just like the kind of messed-up wishes that occur in this thread. :blink: I wish I had a sign that said "Welcome to the 'Corrupt a Wish' thread!!!", and had no problems with it whatsoever, including that it could not land up harming me. :P ~D. V. "Doing my damnedest to make this hard on you..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Granted but the thread turns into the 'make a wish morbid' thread instead. I wish that I had better time management skills. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Granted... But, you forget to use those skills. (I think that happens to too many of us IRL anyway!) I wish Tip.It Forums' "View My Content" thing updated a bit sooner... Waiting 24 hours is a pain! <_< ~D. V. "Feeling the slows..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Granted but it includes new feature where every time new content is added you are sent a text message, email, tip it forums message and even a postcard to update you. I wish I had a better bicycle. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Regarding this...Granted but it includes new feature where every time new content is added you are sent a text message, email, tip it forums message and even a postcard to update you.Good thing I turn off my notifications, save for the inline one. :twss: And now for this...I wish I had a better bicycle.Granted, but the chain slips the first time you ride it, and you have to spend a few minutes getting it back on. Thankfully, you had your tools with you. :anxious: Let's see... What to wish for now... Ah, yes... I wish that my family's second computer hadn't failed about 9 months ago, and also had not developed any other kind of problems... Poor thing. :boohoo: ~D. V. "I know... There's always that extra pain in the rear that finds each and every one of us..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, something else that's valuable to your family gets broken instead. I wish Doc Brown was my grandfather and next-door neighbor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, but he dies. I wish the healthier a food was, the better it tasted. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, but the world has a drought and we all have to survive on less healthy substitutes. I wish that my dog would do whatever I said whenever. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, but when you tell him to sit down, he gets a chair. This causes you to ask him to do other things dogs normally wouldn't do, and because of this, people get jealous of your dog. I wish for a double cheeseburger with a large coca-cola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle drink Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, it's 0% charged. I wish for unlimited continues in real life. I'd be fine with that lol ----------------------------------------------------------- Granted, but it is from a terrible restaurant where they burn the burger and put the coca cola in ripped paper cups. I wish my college had a Subway restaurant in it I got my rapier :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresi Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 granted, but they are only open from 3:30am-3:40am I wish i had a girlfriend. <3: Dyslexia lvl 99, Youtube:3D RS, My 3D on Tif, My Runetrack, My Tif Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, but when you decide to marry her she abuses you to no end. And you can't legally divorce her. I wish to work for the Internet police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, but I do something against the law and you lose your job because you covered for me. :P I wish for a glass of water, it could not freeze or be frozen, it could not be hot, it would be room temperature of a regular room in a regular home, the glass is not allowed to hurt me, it would be in a spill proof glass, I am the only one that can drink from it, it cannot break, and nothing outside of the glass of water could hurt me. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Granted, someone saturates your water with salt, making you thirstier than before. I wish I was always perfect and articulate in the way I talk, so that I get my point across and don't stumble over words. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle drink Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Granted, but your voice is too perfect, and people are intimidated by you. I wish Runescape would stop lagging. I got my rapier :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresi Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 granted, but in order for them to do that, they revert back to classic graphics. I wish my dyslexia would be cured. Dyslexia lvl 99, Youtube:3D RS, My 3D on Tif, My Runetrack, My Tif Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Granted but now instead of the letters getting all mixed up the words jump off the page and start frollicking in the meadow... I wish that some of the stuff I imagine could come true. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresi Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Granted, but you only last 5 minutes before u realize you can not control your fantasy, and you imagine yourself dead in a coffin, R.I.P. I wish the next person posting, lives forever. Dyslexia lvl 99, Youtube:3D RS, My 3D on Tif, My Runetrack, My Tif Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Granted but now you are sad because you wasted a wish on a person that was not yourself. I wish that I could find some good music for my Ipod. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sycrov Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Granted but now you are sad because you wasted a wish on a person that was not yourself. I wish that I could find some good music for my Ipod.Granted, but it's only because you found a sudden love for Bieber and all of your friends left you due to it. 99 cooking: 10/24/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresi Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 U wish for nothing, so ure brain is blanked out, and ure put down as brain dead. R.I.P. I wish i could travel backwards and forwards in time safely. Dyslexia lvl 99, Youtube:3D RS, My 3D on Tif, My Runetrack, My Tif Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Granted but you acciedently get caught in the awkward period between going from time A to time B and have to live the rest of your life there. I wish that I could have so wishes in real life. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle drink Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Granted, but so wishes means 0 wishes I wish bacon was healthy but still kept its taste I got my rapier :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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