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[spoiler=My Reply to DV because I need to]Within the room is a breeding ground for rats that you don't realise so they eat you and your food.

 

 

Granted but now the plant took over your house from to much water.

 

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

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Granted. You don't like her very much, nor does she like you, but pressure from your families keeps you together. Everyone says that you're a cute couple, you marry after [school level of choice] on a beach in Hawaii and build a family and a successful career. After a long and fulfilling life you retire to [dream location], where you spend the rest of your life doing [bobby]. <3:

And you hate every minute of it.

 

I wish my hands weren't always cold.

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Granted, now they grow so hot that you need to wear steel gloves to stop things catching fire.

my hands are always abnormally warm, I mean they feel cold and I can warm my left hand with my right one.

I wish that I could have a girlfriend I like.

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Granted, but the source of the creativity is drained out of the other forum games making this the only desirable place to post, resulting in various gambits and plans on such a simple game while the rest become forgotten.

 

I wish Alg was always a large ham instead of playing my straight man blue-oni.

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Granted, but since I don't know what you are talking about nothing happens.

 

I wish for a pack of ninja, flesh eating, assassain pigs who will do everything I command.

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Granted, but you forget to feed them, and they eat your body right down to the bones. :(

(Yes, I punned on your name intentionally.)

 

 

 

I wish more people would leave themselves open to bad puns like this so I could slip in and strike! :P

 

 

~D. V. "Just another dream..." Devnull

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(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

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Granted, however every single one of everyone's sentences are vulnerable which forcefully elicits a bad pun making the world an unbearable place to live in :(

 

I wish, as a happy person who never is sad, that the weather always reflected my mood.

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

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Granted, but it involved a huge series of downward spirals from being fired, getting kicked out of college, being evicted, and getting jailed.

 

I wish Alg would acknowledge that we would make a great duo.

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Granted, however the addiction moves onto Pepsi, not really making much of a difference.

 

I wish I had a power ring like the green lantern.

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

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Granted, but it only happens after World War III... Therefore, everything dies, and the peace can only be enjoyed by the next species to visit the planet. :boohoo:

 

 

This one wishes for World War III to never happen. |^_^|

 

 

~D. V. "WW3... Who'd have thunk it?" Devnull

tifuserbar-dsavi_x4.jpg and normally with a cool mind.

(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

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Granted, but due to lack of specification it was the next to post on this entire forum system.

 

I wish that I had better skills with the ladies, specifically getting them to go out with me.

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