Bonez899 Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, now they become huge sadistic playgrounds. I wish for a new cell phone that isn't broken, won't break, can't be damaged by water, can't go more that 40,000 feet in the air, can't be damaged by falls, and can't have any problems with how it sends texts/ calls people. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, a bunch of criminals want the phone and try to steal it. I wish raining would be illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vio Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted. It is replaced by constant heavy snowstorms. I wish Excl would make a new video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, but the puns get even worse! Yes I am an Excl fan. I wish that I could have one uncorruptable wish. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, but because it's uncorruptable, no one replies to the thread. When I shave my beard off, it means I don't want it. I wish my beard would stop growing back after I shave it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 I got this...When I shave my beard off, it means I don't want it. I wish my beard would stop growing back after I shave it off.Granted, but the next time you want a beard, it won't grow in because the hairs on your face died and the spots where they would grow out of changed into sweat pores. :boohoo: Next up... This one wishes that their nightmares would quit being so off-the-wall, energy-draining, and obnoxious. This also includes any/all situations where only part of this set of conditions would be met. :( ~D. V. "That one earned the violin..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, now they all contain sweet happy little ponies. I wish that I could have one of my wishes IRL. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted. It gets corrupted IRL, and you become sad. I wish this essay would write itself. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, but it writes itself all incorrectly. I wish Superman and Spider-Man would start a war against each other and Spider-Man would get what's coming to him. [hide]And by that I mean Spider-Man will be defeated by Superman.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Granted, but Superman gets murdered by Thor since it was the Marvel universe. I wish I was superbly tech savvy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambler Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Grnted, but only with windows computers, so you think you're doing something wrong I wish that i could have a pet Narwhal. :lol: ^^My blog of EoC PvM, lols and Therapy.^^My livestream- Currently: Offline :(Offical Harpy Therapist of the Mad[hide=Lewtations]Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 I guess I've been tasked with this one...I wish that i could have a pet Narwhal. :lol: Granted, but it swims around so fast from the joy of having you as its' owner, and accidentally flies out of the pool. The result is that it lands up stabbing you through, getting its' nose stuck in a tree, and both of you dying because no one notices what's happened to the two of you for two weeks or more. :( This one wishes people wouldn't leave these morbid posts for this one to have to answer back to. :wall: ~D. V. "Getting the feeling like you're trying to twist this one's mind..." Devnull (p.s.: This is one of the rare times it would have been good if you had sniped this one so they could have canceled their post.) and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwazy Casper Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 wish granted, but now you gotta put up with odd posts to reply to i wish the world was made of chocolate, nomnomnomonom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Granted, it all melts on a hot day... I wish that I could have more free time. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwazy Casper Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 granted, but you get bored and wish you was busier i wish i owned a boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Granted, you get a boat, but you can't use it on the sea because it has holes in it. My wish is very simple. All I want is a mars bar. Thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Granted, but it arrives in a jar full of Tomato Sauce, and you can't get the smell and taste of tomatoes out of it. In result, you end up eating a Mars Bar that tastes like Tomatoes, instead of Chocolate, Caramel, and Nuts, because the Tomato Sauce permeated everything. :( This one wishes that ID Software had never shut down the Master Server ListServer for Quake 3 Arena. :wall: ~D. V. "Go figure... Tomatoes... Damn Q3A MP List!" Devnull (p.s.: Yes, I'm probably about to head offline to play Q3A too... But I'm going to have to do it in single player mode. -.- ...) and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwazy Casper Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 wish granted, but now your the only person in the world playing quake 3 mwahahaha i wish i was king of the world, now bow before me ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Wish granted, but since you didn't say what world, you find yourself teleported to a planet without any other people. :P Now, this one wishes that the Q3A MPLS (Quake 3 Arena MultiPlayer ListServer) was still up, that there happened to still be tons of people playing Q3A, that there were tons of servers out there, and that all of us could connect to the Q3A MPLS. :shades: ~D. V. "Emptiness for you... Many for this one..." Devnull (p.s.: Go eat your shorts, please?) and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Granted, but the company makes a new Quake 4 Arena which is better and has amazing graphics. I wish for the ability to have more wishes in real life. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Granted, but the genie is corrupt. I wish for a Russian trophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Well done on diverting this one's post with a snipe... Anywho...<<<snip>>> I wish for a Russian trophy.Granted, but the Trophy is for the most women punched on an arm in a 60-second period. It's not a very good Trophy to have visible to everyone else, so you land up having to keep it hidden in a black box that you've buried deep underground. :P Now, as for this...Granted, but the company makes a new Quake 4 Arena which is better and has amazing graphics.Eh, you don't keep up, do you? Quake 4 already exists, and is the sequel to Quake 2. If there's going to be a sequel to Quake 3, it would have to be "Quake 5: Arena" or something like that. :wall: And as for Bonez's wish, which this one wanted to be the one answering... And because this integrates with your post to him...I wish for the ability to have more wishes in real life.Granted, but they all ultimately corrupt like the wishes in this thread. This causes you to never use them in order to make sure that you stay alive. :( BTW, this one wishes that they could even feel like walking near the "Off-Topic > Video Games & Consoles" area of this forum, but without feeling like a whole bunch of niche lunatics would gank them on their first post there. :ohnoes: ~D. V. "Sniped after having a 'wtf?' moment... Well done." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Granted, now it is the /fg/ section that does that to you. I wish for, yet again, a new phone!!! This one sucks freaking balls. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Granted, you get a broken phone that sucks even more [bleep]ing balls. I wish something incredibly lame would happen to me right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Granted. You die uneventfully, and your ghost laments how boring it was. I wish I could come up with wishes more easily. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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