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Granted, now they become huge sadistic playgrounds.

 

I wish for a new cell phone that isn't broken, won't break, can't be damaged by water, can't go more that 40,000 feet in the air, can't be damaged by falls, and can't have any problems with how it sends texts/ calls people.

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I got this...

When I shave my beard off, it means I don't want it. I wish my beard would stop growing back after I shave it off.

Granted, but the next time you want a beard, it won't grow in because the hairs on your face died and the spots where they would grow out of changed into sweat pores. :boohoo:

 

 

 

Next up... This one wishes that their nightmares would quit being so off-the-wall, energy-draining, and obnoxious. This also includes any/all situations where only part of this set of conditions would be met. :(

 

 

~D. V. "That one earned the violin..." Devnull

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Grnted, but only with windows computers, so you think you're doing something wrong

 

I wish that i could have a pet Narwhal. :lol:

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I guess I've been tasked with this one...

I wish that i could have a pet Narwhal. :lol:

Granted, but it swims around so fast from the joy of having you as its' owner, and accidentally flies out of the pool. The result is that it lands up stabbing you through, getting its' nose stuck in a tree, and both of you dying because no one notices what's happened to the two of you for two weeks or more. :(

 

 

 

This one wishes people wouldn't leave these morbid posts for this one to have to answer back to. :wall:

 

 

~D. V. "Getting the feeling like you're trying to twist this one's mind..." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: This is one of the rare times it would have been good if you had sniped this one so they could have canceled their post.)

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Granted, but it arrives in a jar full of Tomato Sauce, and you can't get the smell and taste of tomatoes out of it. In result, you end up eating a Mars Bar that tastes like Tomatoes, instead of Chocolate, Caramel, and Nuts, because the Tomato Sauce permeated everything. :(

 

 

 

This one wishes that ID Software had never shut down the Master Server ListServer for Quake 3 Arena. :wall:

 

 

 

~D. V. "Go figure... Tomatoes... Damn Q3A MP List!" Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Yes, I'm probably about to head offline to play Q3A too... But I'm going to have to do it in single player mode. -.- ...)

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Wish granted, but since you didn't say what world, you find yourself teleported to a planet without any other people. :P

 

 

 

Now, this one wishes that the Q3A MPLS (Quake 3 Arena MultiPlayer ListServer) was still up, that there happened to still be tons of people playing Q3A, that there were tons of servers out there, and that all of us could connect to the Q3A MPLS. :shades:

 

 

 

~D. V. "Emptiness for you... Many for this one..." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Go eat your shorts, please?)

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Well done on diverting this one's post with a snipe... Anywho...

<<<snip>>>

 

I wish for a Russian trophy.

Granted, but the Trophy is for the most women punched on an arm in a 60-second period. It's not a very good Trophy to have visible to everyone else, so you land up having to keep it hidden in a black box that you've buried deep underground. :P

 

 

Now, as for this...

Granted, but the company makes a new Quake 4 Arena which is better and has amazing graphics.

Eh, you don't keep up, do you? Quake 4 already exists, and is the sequel to Quake 2. If there's going to be a sequel to Quake 3, it would have to be "Quake 5: Arena" or something like that. :wall:

 

 

And as for Bonez's wish, which this one wanted to be the one answering... And because this integrates with your post to him...

I wish for the ability to have more wishes in real life.

Granted, but they all ultimately corrupt like the wishes in this thread. This causes you to never use them in order to make sure that you stay alive. :(

 

 

 

BTW, this one wishes that they could even feel like walking near the "Off-Topic > Video Games & Consoles" area of this forum, but without feeling like a whole bunch of niche lunatics would gank them on their first post there. :ohnoes:

 

 

~D. V. "Sniped after having a 'wtf?' moment... Well done." Devnull

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