Granted, but all the wishes you come up with relate to the 1960s era. :P

 

 

This one wishes that they could come up with some fun, futuristic wishes, and that those wishes could not be corrupted. :D

 

 

~D. V. "From one era to another..." Devnull

*sigh*

 

We have to go through this again, don't we?

 

Granted, nobody replies to this thread.

 

It's always the same, if wishes can't be corrupted, there will be no replies, I really hope I don't have to deal with this wish again.

 

I wish for an army of fanboys.

Granted. That should be enough, right? I mean, fanboys are horrible.

 

I wish that the wall got 100 health.

Granted, but only after it dies 10 times.

 

I wish for a better computer.

Granted, it's very complicated to use.

 

Granted. That should be enough, right? I mean, fanboys are horrible.

 

Actually, no, that's not enough. You have to explain how the fanboys are horrible. I mean what's so bad about having an army of people who would defend me no matter what?

 

I wish the next poster would explain. No, I mean really, explain.

Wish granted. You now realize that fanboys can get extremely obsessed to the point where one of them might try and kill you just for getting/having a girlfriend or making a decision they don't agree with.

 

 

I wish Blaze would post all of his creative ideas for this thread one at a time per turn.

Granted, I assume that by "turn" you mean "each post".

 

Wait, don't I already do that?

 

I wish to be stuck in an elevator with an extreme rocker. And the following conversation would take place:

 

Me: Can you rock us outta here?

The Rocker: Sure, stand back.

Granted, but he rocks you out through the side of the glass elevator from 30 stories up...

 

I wish for a phone that has a keyboard which makes it easier to text on.

Granted, the phone is connected to a computer keyboard, meaning you have to carry that around as well. And it's as big as any other computer keyboard.

 

I wish everything I eat tastes like caramel.

 

Mmm, caramel. It's so delicious. =P~

Granted, you get tired of caramel...

 

I wish that I could have a keyboard speacially for my phone.

Granted, but it's one of those roll-up BlueTooth Keyboards that you end up having to tuck in a pocket inside your coat. Further, it requires you to flip a switch to turn it off temporarily or risk its' keys sending signals to your phone. :P

 

 

 

Now, this one wishes to know how they made it into bed last night. Having memory loss is something that just sucks. :(

 

BTW, don't grant this one a bunch more memory loss, unless you want a war on your hands. :shame:

 

 

~D. V. "Make this one's day, punk." Devnull

Granted, but it is horrible! You wish you hadn't wished this wish...

 

I wish for somebody new to join our little /fg/ community.

Granted, but that person is boring and never comes up with anything creative or original.

 

I wish anyone who doesn't worship me would be forced into slavery.

Granted, but eventually they rebel and you are killed in the revolution.

 

I wish I could be as creative in my wishes as I am with my imagination.

I wish I could be as creative in my wishes as I am with my imagination.

Granted, but it results in this one's mind flying hard into left field... :P

 

 

This one wishes that it really happened to be totally safe to be a little more detailed, without breaking any of Tip.It's Forum Rules. :-w :boohoo: :twss: :( :oops:

 

 

~D. V. "Like that would ever happen..." Devnull

Granted, you are safe. From your friends.

 

I wish children would be forced to slavery until they reach adulthood.

Granted, except now there are no parties because all children grow into adult workaholics...

 

I wish that I could have a thousand bucks.

Granted, you get a thousand fake bucks. And get arrested for using fake money.

 

I wish the president of a country on another planet far far away would invite me to dinner.

Granted. You're the first course.

 

I wish that this keyboard didn't make as much noise as it normally does.

Granted. It's not as noisy, but that is because you're deaf.

 

I wish I was cultured in the art of torture and law.

Granted, but it becomes so anyone cultured in those arts must suffer them :twisted:

 

I wish that I could have some money to buy some running shoes, or even just some running shoes.

Granted, but one shoe has a Deathstalker scorpion in one and a Sydney Funnel Web in the other; you have to put them on too.

 

I wish my computer wasn't so slow when I post in /fg/.

Granted, but now it is so fast that you get double posts all the time when only posting once.

 

I wish that I was better off finacially.

Granted, but only slightly. You're still in the same crapsack situation, just that you can get a few more groceries.

 

I wish I my art of manipulation was perfected.

Granted, but it is perfected so much that you start manipulating yourself into embarrassing situations.

 

I wish that I could have more things to do.