Hakaan Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Granted, it gets corrupted and we both feel sad. I wish my internet had 0 ping, no lag, no loading time, basically the fastest internet imaginable. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Granted, unfortunately it's also extremely expensive. I wish something incredible would happen to me right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 (edited) Granted, but your technology is unable to connect anywhere due to not being able to link via some critical protocol. Worse, there isn't a program and/or driver to fill the gap, so there's no way to fix the issue. :( And now, would someone please post their next wish? I don't have anything to wish for right now. :wall: ~D. V. "Jammed in park..." Devnull [Edited due to a post snipe... Very funny, BlazeTMF.] Edited April 4, 2012 by D_V_Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I wish a helicopter would bring me to the king, and all his guards would bow before me and I'd get a big welcome. [hide]What king? You decide.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Unfortunately, it's the king of an unstable African nation. Before they bow, a coup occurs and slaughters you all. I wish I could get paid for being a hedonist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, you get paid 30 cents a month. I wish Superman would invite me to his birthday party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, but you didn't know you were made of kryptonite and caused Superman's death. You will now live the rest of your life knowing you killed him (but you will get my praise). I wish the Comics Code Authority never existed to begin with so the plots would've been darker than it is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vio Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, unfortunately they leave you emotionally disturbed and you spend the remainder of your life in a padded cell. I wish Tip.It clans was active again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, too bad you get IP banned from the forums because the admin who did it is being a jerk. I wish to be at least three thousand years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted. Things start to get terrible in the mid 70s and by 120 you're praying for death. At 350, you can barely be considered human, at 1,000 you're essentially a decayed husk, and after 2,000 you're the subject of a horror story. Is it possible for strong winds to disrupt an internet connection? Because if it is, I wish it wasn't. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, but during a thunderstorm your house collapses. I wish the king of an unknown planet would bring me to a safe zone while he blows up both of the planets I'm from. (earth and the Pokémon World) And I'd survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezee Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, but then he eats you. I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, yet again nobody replies to the thread. I wish my home had an attic, currently it doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, but your house just grows up so the basement becomes the ground floor and the attic is useless... I wish the ability to read girls minds. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, they slap you in the face for being able to read what they want to keep private in their minds. I wish RuneScape was not made by Jagex, but some martians with ugly faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, but the martians use it as a brain control device... I wish that I could know if a girl liked me... http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, unfortunately she doesn't. I wish for an extremely rare fruit that would grow on tree in my garden. Then I'd make billions of dollars off that fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, but then you wake up. I wish that BTMF wouldn't hit so low with his corruptions... http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezee Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted but then I kill you for ninja'ing me. I wish to not have shit internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, instead you have ash internet. I wish that I could have a girlfriend. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, but she doesn't care about you and only abuses you. When you make the same wish several times you should expect to get the same response. I wish therealweeklynews would return to YouTube today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, but they have horrible news casters. I wish that BTMF would stop being abusive. mods I am joking http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted. I wish I wouldn't get another warning here on this message board. Now I'm scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Granted, I left a note saying I was joking on the post above... I wish that BTMF wouldn't get banned. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Granted, I don't get banned because the message board shuts down anyway. I wish I could use my gun in RuneScape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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