Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[cowmaster187]

granted however there is a manufacturing defect and only the case gets shipped

 

I wish i wasnt so stressed out about my finals.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you get stressed out about something far FAR worse.

 

I wish for a dog/English English/dog dictionary.

[Auror]

There is one, but your government has blocked that dictionary from your country.

 

I wish the person below me would come and chill out with me on RS.

[Bonez899]

Granted, I come and chill out with you. Unfortunatly my version of chilling out is PKing, you don't realise this so take everything worth a decent amount into the wildy with you. You die, I win.

 

I wish that these wishes were harder to be mean on.

[D. V. Devnull]

Granted, but it causes severe slowing and general lack of interest in this thread. This results in a severe lack of wishes to corrupt, which ultimately kills this thread and results in some very disgruntled people. :(

 

 

I wish that I could use my farts as a fully-controllable, normally non-flammable jump-jet, such that I could jump multiple times higher than normal, as well as cushion falls from high places and prevent damage to myself. :P

 

 

~D. V. "I know... I would have to be a real gas bag, huh?" Devnull

[Bonez899]

Granted, you get a disease that makes you unable to pass gas.

 

I wish that I could have a way to know what girls think about me.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, they don't like you.

 

I wish a helicopter would pick me up and send me on a mission. By the way I don't fear death so death is not a corruption.

[Falzar]

Granted, but you become a spy and get burned by your family (on accident).

 

I wish that you wouldn't corrupt my wish. :lol:

 

~Falzar~

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, I don't. But someone with more twisted mind does that instead.

 

I wish people would stop hating Superman so much.

[Bonez899]

Granted, they stop hating him and hate you instead.

 

I wish that I could throw a good distance (over 10M) in shotput tomorrow.

[Guest jrhairychest]

Granted. You throw over 10m and are banned for suspected steroid abuse.

 

I wish I had a new laptop.

[Bonez899]

Granted, its a *new* to you laptop.

 

I wish that I had a better bank account balance.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you have a better account balance, IN REAL LIFE, which is nearly pointless because all you have on your bank account in real life is your money.

 

I wish to become a bank robber that all gangsters, criminals and so on would look up to, and all cops, FBI agents, superheroes, heroes, vigilantes and so on would fear me.

[Alg]

Granted. This doesn't stop them all from working together to bring you down. The criminals get to say that they're better than you, the cops, superheroes, and others get you out of the picture.

 

I wish for an uncorrupted version of the next poster's wish.

[Kirschen]

Granted, but you'll never see it.

 

I wish the next poster lives a good life.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, I have a fantastic live, thanks a lot.

 

But you on the other hand get a horrible, horrible life.

 

I wish an oak tree would grow in my garden.

[Kirschen]

Granted. Now it has poisonous fruit and has a nest of venomous spiders and a hive of Giant Japanese Hornets. Yeah, have fun living in your home for awhile.

 

I wish I could slay gods.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you become more powerful than all the gods combined. After realizing that you abuse your power and blow up the world.

 

I wish for the inability to do and say something stupid.

[Bonez899]

Granted, you never again talk or do anything.

See what I implied there?

I wish that I was an amazing shot, no matter what I was shooting.

[Kirschen]

Granted, but you can only work with hypodermic syringes and can only target the arms of children. Your harshness with the injections and lack of a nursing license gets you imprisoned.

 

I wish my older brother was omitted from existence.

[Naive]

Granted, your brother and everyone else in the world has ceased to exist. You are alone.

 

I wish Firefly hadn't been cancelled.

[Bonez899]

Granted, a firefly is no longer cancelled.

 

I wish that I could have $400 to $500.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you get 437 monopoly dollars.

 

I wish not liking me would be against the law.

[D. V. Devnull]

Granted, but it results in your getting thrown in jail because you did something that caused you to not like yourself. :P

(See what I did there?)

 

 

:sad:

 

 

~D. V. "Miserable stuff, eh?" Devnull

[Guest jrhairychest]

Granted. The video instead becomes a DVD and replaces your entire DVD collection.

 

I wish I would go out and actually buy a decent pair of pants.